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“The Found Footage Festival is a live comedy event featuring odd and hilarious clips from videos found at thrift stores and garage sales and in warehouses and dumpsters throughout the country.”
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The best feeling in the world is pooping, pissing coming in at a close second. I think the reason for this is the fact that most people poop less often than they take a piss...
someone had that conversation with me, but I can't remember who.......
The other day I only shaved part of one leg and gave up, so now I have this really silly hair growth on my calves.
Last night was amazing. I got home from work to find Matt, Erin and Jonzenz in my garage blowing up water balloons with an air compressor and then either putting them in the front seat of Matt's jeep or popping them with lit cigarettes. The "grand finale" was using the air to blow the piles of balloons all over the garage and they must have been bored because I would have never thought of that.
I need a way to make a really inexpensive ninja suit for Erin to wear my purple sword photo shoot. I'm excited. I wish I had a smoke/fog machine.
TATTOO is better. Less soreness. I can drive now without any wincing or whining or shirt sticking to my back.
Doug stole this little tiny wire brush from work last night and held it up, proclaiming triumphantly, "this is the best pipe cleaner I've ever seen! My favorite bowl will be so happy tonight and so will I."
Mi companero de cuarto y yo son pirates!
I'm done having crushes on everyone I see. That's only when I was unhappy. I'm happy now....I'm REALLY happy now but you knew that. I only have one teeny tiny itsy bitsy crush and I can't talk about it because everyone will go "awww, that's so cute, awww!" and I'll turn red and blush and run away and hide under my bed with my cat. (p.s.--I love hiding under my bed, it's the best cause no one can find me there)((I'm lying again, I have a big heart heart heart crush))
this post is too long, and I have boogers on my hoodie sleeve
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The best feeling in the world is pooping, pissing coming in at a close second. I think the reason for this is the fact that most people poop less often than they take a piss...
someone had that conversation with me, but I can't remember who.......
The other day I only shaved part of one leg and gave up, so now I have this really silly hair growth on my calves.
Last night was amazing. I got home from work to find Matt, Erin and Jonzenz in my garage blowing up water balloons with an air compressor and then either putting them in the front seat of Matt's jeep or popping them with lit cigarettes. The "grand finale" was using the air to blow the piles of balloons all over the garage and they must have been bored because I would have never thought of that.
I need a way to make a really inexpensive ninja suit for Erin to wear my purple sword photo shoot. I'm excited. I wish I had a smoke/fog machine.
TATTOO is better. Less soreness. I can drive now without any wincing or whining or shirt sticking to my back.
Doug stole this little tiny wire brush from work last night and held it up, proclaiming triumphantly, "this is the best pipe cleaner I've ever seen! My favorite bowl will be so happy tonight and so will I."
Mi companero de cuarto y yo son pirates!
I'm done having crushes on everyone I see. That's only when I was unhappy. I'm happy now....I'm REALLY happy now but you knew that. I only have one teeny tiny itsy bitsy crush and I can't talk about it because everyone will go "awww, that's so cute, awww!" and I'll turn red and blush and run away and hide under my bed with my cat. (p.s.--I love hiding under my bed, it's the best cause no one can find me there)((I'm lying again, I have a big heart heart heart crush))
this post is too long, and I have boogers on my hoodie sleeve