i had a revelation

[throughthenoose]

one day, i'm going to get married. and when i do, every girl that's ever fucked me over is going to get pissy. they'll do what girls do and give a plethora of reasons why they don't like the woman i marry...how she's a bitch or she's ugly or is annoying, but the bottom line is that those girls will be mad because they want what they could've had now that it's finally out of reach. and they'll kick themselves in the ass.

and i really, really like that idea.