Bruce wasn't going to call back about this issue. Clearly it was an issue for the authorities.
"Hello. I'd like to give an anonymous tip. I've come to understand that somebody in town is looking to punch a kitten. Repeatedly. I don't have a name, but the suspect is male. So please be on the look-out for a boy who looks like he wants a cat-fight, if you will."
"I trust you'll use this information appropriately."
"Hello, Ms Pryde. This is Phil Coulson. You may remember me from last week. I know this is short notice, but I'd like to use the back room at Caritas for an Olympic viewing party tomorrow. It seems like a good place to have some drinks and show blind nationalism in sports."
"Please let me know if we can make this happen as soon as possible. I just opened Photoshop and I'd like to post flyers around town ASAP if it's happening. Thank you."
Maybe Topher had Kitty's phone number through legitimate game-night-planning means. Maybe he had it because he had tech skillz at his disposal. It would always be a mystery.
Unless someone asked him, probably.
Anyway, it was booze night, the night of ill-advised texts, and so:
LiVE ACTION ANGRY BIRDS NEXT GAME NIGHT Y/Y?
Topher, don't take away the thing that made Warren special.
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Bruce wasn't going to call back about this issue. Clearly it was an issue for the authorities.
"Hello. I'd like to give an anonymous tip. I've come to understand that somebody in town is looking to punch a kitten. Repeatedly. I don't have a name, but the suspect is male. So please be on the look-out for a boy who looks like he wants a cat-fight, if you will."
"I trust you'll use this information appropriately."
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"Please let me know if we can make this happen as soon as possible. I just opened Photoshop and I'd like to post flyers around town ASAP if it's happening. Thank you."
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Unless someone asked him, probably.
Anyway, it was booze night, the night of ill-advised texts, and so:
LiVE ACTION ANGRY BIRDS NEXT GAME NIGHT Y/Y?
Topher, don't take away the thing that made Warren special.
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Kitty had sort of failed at treating college like a college student.
Like with real birds?
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That was helpful! Wasn't that helpful?
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Why? Who knew.
whats it like to swim intangibly?
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It's not really like swimming... Why?
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i dont know
Okay, Topher. Okay.
but like you cant drown/? (for science
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I could if I stopped phasing while underwater. How is this for science?
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