Voicemail

Nov 12, 2011 14:52

"Hi, this is Kitty, and I am a recording. You know what to do."

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Wacky Phones willbethenight March 20 2012, 23:54:10 UTC
[From here.]

Bruce wasn't going to call back about this issue. Clearly it was an issue for the authorities.

"Hello. I'd like to give an anonymous tip. I've come to understand that somebody in town is looking to punch a kitten. Repeatedly. I don't have a name, but the suspect is male. So please be on the look-out for a boy who looks like he wants a cat-fight, if you will."

"I trust you'll use this information appropriately."

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Re: Wacky Phones throughaphase March 21 2012, 00:57:56 UTC
[And here, here and here!]

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firstnameagent August 3 2012, 01:05:46 UTC
"Hello, Ms Pryde. This is Phil Coulson. You may remember me from last week. I know this is short notice, but I'd like to use the back room at Caritas for an Olympic viewing party tomorrow. It seems like a good place to have some drinks and show blind nationalism in sports."

"Please let me know if we can make this happen as soon as possible. I just opened Photoshop and I'd like to post flyers around town ASAP if it's happening. Thank you."

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dollpocalypse August 16 2012, 01:03:25 UTC
Maybe Topher had Kitty's phone number through legitimate game-night-planning means. Maybe he had it because he had tech skillz at his disposal. It would always be a mystery.

Unless someone asked him, probably.

Anyway, it was booze night, the night of ill-advised texts, and so:

LiVE ACTION ANGRY BIRDS NEXT GAME NIGHT Y/Y?

Topher, don't take away the thing that made Warren special.

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throughaphase August 16 2012, 01:14:33 UTC
And sadly, Kitty wasn't used to drunk texts.

Kitty had sort of failed at treating college like a college student.

Like with real birds?

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dollpocalypse August 16 2012, 01:16:42 UTC
no like with warren, Topher explained. he"s an x-man with wings.

That was helpful! Wasn't that helpful?

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throughaphase August 16 2012, 01:17:35 UTC
Yeah, I know him. I don't know that Warren'd be cool with that...

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justlurkinghere January 19 2013, 20:50:33 UTC
"Kitty. It's Derek. I need you to come bail me out of jail. Beacon Hills, California." Derek you're just so loquacious.

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dollpocalypse May 2 2013, 21:07:19 UTC
D&D WORLD CHAMPION FOREVER, said the first text.

Why? Who knew.

whats it like to swim intangibly?

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throughaphase May 2 2013, 21:16:04 UTC
Well that was a random mix of texts.

It's not really like swimming... Why?

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dollpocalypse May 2 2013, 21:21:10 UTC
Nice long pause after that one. Then:

i dont know

Okay, Topher. Okay.

but like you cant drown/? (for science

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throughaphase May 2 2013, 21:26:15 UTC
And yet not the weirdest text conversation she'd ever had.

I could if I stopped phasing while underwater. How is this for science?

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