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hi, livejournal, what is the what? this week was every bit as much of a lubeless assfucking as i predicted it would be. actually, no, that's a lie. it was worse! tears, lies, betrayal, blah, blah, blah, also into cats. here's a list of things that don't suck:
a. rediscovering the numb/encore jay z & lincoln park mash-up * on my ipod this week, and spending a lot of time thinking about how, when i light this place on fire, i am going to hum "look what you made me do, look what i made for you" under my breath when i nail the fire doors closed from the outside. upon further contemplation:light a match playlist
1. numb/encore // jay z & lincoln park
2. it's warmer in the basement // cobra starship
3. rockstar // n.e.r.d.
4. how come // D12
5. 99 problems // jay z
6. a day in the life // natalie portman SNL digital short
7. kung fu roses // outkast v. the theme from kill bill
8. cleanin' out my closet // eminem
9. lapdance // n.e.r.d.
it turns out i don't have quite as much angry music as i thought. send me your favorite angry, fuck-your-shit-up songs! i promise i won't even finger you as the accessory to whatever totally premeditated crime i end up committing.
b. before, i was depressed and upset. now i'm rage-o-holic. i guess that's an improvement?
c. friday night lights! i didn't not know that i would love this show because many people whose opinions i respect have loved it, and, hi, i used to help coach a pop warner football team. but! i already had too much appointment television this season and our DVR ate the pilot, and so it was not until sunday night that i got around to downloading the pilot because i needed some new ipod tv for the gym. i watched the pilot after work on monday. on tuesday, i went to the gym before work, even though i didn't have any plans after work on tuesday, just so i could see the next episode eight hours sooner. with a great deal of restraint, i now have watched five episodes in five days, and i feel like a junkie waiting for my fix during the time spent waiting between episodes. i have absolutely nothing original, interesting, analytical or insightful to say, just that the water is nice and the koolaid is tasty.
d. the weather's finally getting with the program, the yankees are in town for a three-game series, and tonight's the first night this season that there's a seven pm game at fenway and i'm not taking the train home from work outbound on the green line. praise allah and pass the bottle, things might actually be looking up.
* the pm, wrt: lincoln park: Also, I bet Linkin Park is like, Dear New White Band That Jay-Z Loves Right Now or Fall Out Boy or Whatever Your Name Is, HE LOVED US THE MOST. xoxo, LP.
a. rediscovering the numb/encore jay z & lincoln park mash-up * on my ipod this week, and spending a lot of time thinking about how, when i light this place on fire, i am going to hum "look what you made me do, look what i made for you" under my breath when i nail the fire doors closed from the outside. upon further contemplation:light a match playlist
1. numb/encore // jay z & lincoln park
2. it's warmer in the basement // cobra starship
3. rockstar // n.e.r.d.
4. how come // D12
5. 99 problems // jay z
6. a day in the life // natalie portman SNL digital short
7. kung fu roses // outkast v. the theme from kill bill
8. cleanin' out my closet // eminem
9. lapdance // n.e.r.d.
it turns out i don't have quite as much angry music as i thought. send me your favorite angry, fuck-your-shit-up songs! i promise i won't even finger you as the accessory to whatever totally premeditated crime i end up committing.
b. before, i was depressed and upset. now i'm rage-o-holic. i guess that's an improvement?
c. friday night lights! i didn't not know that i would love this show because many people whose opinions i respect have loved it, and, hi, i used to help coach a pop warner football team. but! i already had too much appointment television this season and our DVR ate the pilot, and so it was not until sunday night that i got around to downloading the pilot because i needed some new ipod tv for the gym. i watched the pilot after work on monday. on tuesday, i went to the gym before work, even though i didn't have any plans after work on tuesday, just so i could see the next episode eight hours sooner. with a great deal of restraint, i now have watched five episodes in five days, and i feel like a junkie waiting for my fix during the time spent waiting between episodes. i have absolutely nothing original, interesting, analytical or insightful to say, just that the water is nice and the koolaid is tasty.
d. the weather's finally getting with the program, the yankees are in town for a three-game series, and tonight's the first night this season that there's a seven pm game at fenway and i'm not taking the train home from work outbound on the green line. praise allah and pass the bottle, things might actually be looking up.
* the pm, wrt: lincoln park: Also, I bet Linkin Park is like, Dear New White Band That Jay-Z Loves Right Now or Fall Out Boy or Whatever Your Name Is, HE LOVED US THE MOST. xoxo, LP.