dear boston friends,
in case you are like me, and generally avoid the improper bostonian and all of its smug, boring, bourgie ways (i'd rather read
barstool sports -- for the ARTICLES, obvs), please to note that bj novak is looking extremely dapper on the
cover of the most recent issue (which also contains, wait for it, an article on the burlesque revival! in case reading about it both the dig and the phoenix in the past month wasn't enough for you).
xoxo,
throughadoor p.s. to non-boston friends: the improper is a seriously bullshit free weekly newspaper and you can't read the article online. howEVER, this is the highlight of the whole thing, and maybe my week:ib: maybe you two [bj novak and john krasinski] should come back to massachusetts and get married.
bjn: oh, we'll be in the same retirement home. i'm sure we'll be in a three-person marriage. there's no escaping that guy ... good thing he's funny.
this is almost as good as the issue with hazel mae's tits on the cover.