FIC: Scarlet Rectangles (1/1); The Mentalist/Tetris
Title: Scarlet Rectangles
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: And thus, they connected together. Lisbon/Red John.
Note: THIS IS CRACK. The TM characters are now Tetris blocks. So yeah. ;)
Todd Johnson’s Line Tetris block fell atop Jane’s J-shaped Tetris block, pinning him into the corner of the screen and not allowing for him to escape from the holds of Red John’s minion. Lisbon’s upside down L-shaped Tetris block tried to stop Red John by falling into his square, but eventually, they were trapped in the hot throws of graphic passion.
Words weren’t spoken, as Red John was a Tetris serial killer and Lisbon belonged in the Tetris Bureau of Investigation, as a Senior Agent. But as the other law enforcement blocks drew closer and closer, with their guns of ill-proportions, they found themselves realizing that a relationship wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
And thus, they connected together, like two lovers making an awkward rectangle with their graphic bodies, until the Federal Bureau of Tetris divided them apart and saved Jane from the brink of death.
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: And thus, they connected together. Lisbon/Red John.
Note: THIS IS CRACK. The TM characters are now Tetris blocks. So yeah. ;)
Todd Johnson’s Line Tetris block fell atop Jane’s J-shaped Tetris block, pinning him into the corner of the screen and not allowing for him to escape from the holds of Red John’s minion. Lisbon’s upside down L-shaped Tetris block tried to stop Red John by falling into his square, but eventually, they were trapped in the hot throws of graphic passion.
Words weren’t spoken, as Red John was a Tetris serial killer and Lisbon belonged in the Tetris Bureau of Investigation, as a Senior Agent. But as the other law enforcement blocks drew closer and closer, with their guns of ill-proportions, they found themselves realizing that a relationship wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
And thus, they connected together, like two lovers making an awkward rectangle with their graphic bodies, until the Federal Bureau of Tetris divided them apart and saved Jane from the brink of death.