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Well, I don't know how to make the fancy graphs show up. But I was able to copy the text. Probably too boring for most people to want to read. I can barely make it through and they're talking about me.
But I did put my own comments in here and there and tried to separate it as much as possible for easier reading.
Bob's Full Personality Profile Report
Neuroticism 92
Extraversion 14
Openness To Experience 84
Agreeableness 14
Conscientiousness 22
You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends.
!!!!!!You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living.!!!!!!!!!!! (You mean I have TIE MY SHOES!)
People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. (THIS IS A REAL SELLING POINT, I'M SURE.)
You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now.
!!!!Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.!!!!(Yeah, well, fuck you! Take it or leave it!)
This report compares you to other men between the ages of 21 and 40 in United States. (I DO NOT WISH TO BE COMPARED TO MERE MORTALS.)
It analyses you based on each of the five broad personality domains of the Five-Factor Model (Goldberg, L R. 1999), and the six sub domains at each level.
Neuroticism (I THOUGHT DEPRESSION WAS ANGER TURNED INWARD. WHAT? I HAVE TOO MUCH OF ALL OF IT???)
Overall Score 92
Anxiety 97
Anger 82
Depression 79
Self-Consciousness 67
Immoderation 12
Vulnerability 99
You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. You feel tense, jittery, and nervous and often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. You may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. You feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated. You tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities.
!!You are not generally self conscious about yourself.!!! (Uh, ok)
You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.
Extraversion
Overall Score 14
Friendliness 20
Gregariousness 8
Assertiveness 25
Activity Level 27
Excitement-Seeking 17
Cheerfulness 46
You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. You tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. You often need privacy and time for yourself.
!!!You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups.!!! (I have a few phone friends who would beg to differ)
You lead a leisurely and relaxed life. You would prefer to sit back and smell the roses than indulge in high energy activities. You get overwhelmed by too much noise and commotion and do not like thrill-seeking activities. You have a generally cheerful disposition.
Openness To Experience
Overall Score 84
Imagination 72
Artistic Interests 78
Emotionality 65
Adventurousness 58
Intellect 48
Liberalism 97
Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. Often you find the real world is too plain and ordinary for your liking, and you use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world for yourself. You love beauty, both in art and in nature. Sometimes you become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. Generally you are not considered to be an emotional person, however you are aware of and in touch with your emotions. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much.
!!!Often you exhibit a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values.!!! (Yeah, let's have sex with GOATS!)
Sometimes you feel a certain degree of hostility toward rules and perhaps even enjoy ambiguity.
Agreeableness
Overall Score 14
Trust 9
Morality 1
Altruism 13
Cooperation 63
Modesty 18
Sympathy 73
People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. (Get out of my way, that's MY DILLY BAR!)
You generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. (KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY DILLY BAR!)
You believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. (You can have some of my Dilly Bat, it's ok)
You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself.
You do not particularly like helping other people. (GET YOUR OWN DAMN DILLY BAR)
Requests for help feel like an imposition on your time. You do not enjoy confrontation, but you will stand up for yourself or push your point if you feel it is important. You feel superior to those around you and sometimes tend to be seen as arrogant by other people. You are tenderhearted and compassionate, feeling the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity. (YEAH, Poor, poor, pitiful ME)
Conscientiousness
Overall Score 22
Self-Efficacy 4
Orderliness 18
Dutifulness 54
Achievement-Striving 4
Self-Discipline 57
Cautiousness 56
You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized. Often you do not feel effective, and may have a sense that you are not in control of your life. In general you tend to be disorganized and scattered. You sense of duty and obligation is average and although you are mostly responsible you can sometimes be unreliable.
!!You are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy.!!! (NO ARGUMENT HERE)
You have a reasonable amount of will-power and are able to follow through on tasks that you feel you need to complete. You can be distracted however and have been known to procrastinate. You are not an overly cautious person. You will think about alternatives and consequences but make up your mind fairly quickly.
But I did put my own comments in here and there and tried to separate it as much as possible for easier reading.
Bob's Full Personality Profile Report
Neuroticism 92
Extraversion 14
Openness To Experience 84
Agreeableness 14
Conscientiousness 22
You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends.
!!!!!!You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living.!!!!!!!!!!! (You mean I have TIE MY SHOES!)
People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. (THIS IS A REAL SELLING POINT, I'M SURE.)
You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now.
!!!!Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.!!!!(Yeah, well, fuck you! Take it or leave it!)
This report compares you to other men between the ages of 21 and 40 in United States. (I DO NOT WISH TO BE COMPARED TO MERE MORTALS.)
It analyses you based on each of the five broad personality domains of the Five-Factor Model (Goldberg, L R. 1999), and the six sub domains at each level.
Neuroticism (I THOUGHT DEPRESSION WAS ANGER TURNED INWARD. WHAT? I HAVE TOO MUCH OF ALL OF IT???)
Overall Score 92
Anxiety 97
Anger 82
Depression 79
Self-Consciousness 67
Immoderation 12
Vulnerability 99
You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. You feel tense, jittery, and nervous and often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. You may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. You feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated. You tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities.
!!You are not generally self conscious about yourself.!!! (Uh, ok)
You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.
Extraversion
Overall Score 14
Friendliness 20
Gregariousness 8
Assertiveness 25
Activity Level 27
Excitement-Seeking 17
Cheerfulness 46
You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. You tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. You often need privacy and time for yourself.
!!!You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups.!!! (I have a few phone friends who would beg to differ)
You lead a leisurely and relaxed life. You would prefer to sit back and smell the roses than indulge in high energy activities. You get overwhelmed by too much noise and commotion and do not like thrill-seeking activities. You have a generally cheerful disposition.
Openness To Experience
Overall Score 84
Imagination 72
Artistic Interests 78
Emotionality 65
Adventurousness 58
Intellect 48
Liberalism 97
Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. Often you find the real world is too plain and ordinary for your liking, and you use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world for yourself. You love beauty, both in art and in nature. Sometimes you become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. Generally you are not considered to be an emotional person, however you are aware of and in touch with your emotions. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much.
!!!Often you exhibit a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values.!!! (Yeah, let's have sex with GOATS!)
Sometimes you feel a certain degree of hostility toward rules and perhaps even enjoy ambiguity.
Agreeableness
Overall Score 14
Trust 9
Morality 1
Altruism 13
Cooperation 63
Modesty 18
Sympathy 73
People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. (Get out of my way, that's MY DILLY BAR!)
You generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. (KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY DILLY BAR!)
You believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. (You can have some of my Dilly Bat, it's ok)
You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself.
You do not particularly like helping other people. (GET YOUR OWN DAMN DILLY BAR)
Requests for help feel like an imposition on your time. You do not enjoy confrontation, but you will stand up for yourself or push your point if you feel it is important. You feel superior to those around you and sometimes tend to be seen as arrogant by other people. You are tenderhearted and compassionate, feeling the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity. (YEAH, Poor, poor, pitiful ME)
Conscientiousness
Overall Score 22
Self-Efficacy 4
Orderliness 18
Dutifulness 54
Achievement-Striving 4
Self-Discipline 57
Cautiousness 56
You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized. Often you do not feel effective, and may have a sense that you are not in control of your life. In general you tend to be disorganized and scattered. You sense of duty and obligation is average and although you are mostly responsible you can sometimes be unreliable.
!!You are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy.!!! (NO ARGUMENT HERE)
You have a reasonable amount of will-power and are able to follow through on tasks that you feel you need to complete. You can be distracted however and have been known to procrastinate. You are not an overly cautious person. You will think about alternatives and consequences but make up your mind fairly quickly.