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Aug 03, 2005 02:31

ive been writing a paper for college all day long today. its been so lame.
adam did come over and smoke a cigarette with me when i took a little break.

we were outside and i thought i saw my cat that had been gone for a few days only it looked like someone took him home and shaved him. it was so bizarre. at first i thought it was a completely different cat with a similar color scheme but was a short hair rather than scud's long hair. but upon closer inspection i started checking for all the tell tale signs that this was my cat and not some feline imposter. i checked all his markings, his toes, even the black spot in the roof of his mouth. everything that would indicate my kitty from anyone elses. when everything checked out i knew it was my cat.

but who would kidnap my cat and shave him!? i thought perhaps he shed all his long hair in preperation for hot summer days, so i called the vet to see if cats do that. well it turns out that cats will shed in the summer but not to a degree where they look unrecognizable(sp?)me and adam were flabbergasted. when my dad got home he saw the cat did a double take but then thought nothing of it. my little brother micheal was a bit more skepical though. so we tried to see how it would act with the other cats in the house, when that test failed i felt a little discerned, so i picked up my cat and walked out into the livingroom......

and there was my actual cat, scud. sitting on a chair. looking normal as all hell.
i kidnapped someone elses cat for like 2 hours thinking it was mine and the poor bastard had gotten shaved...

so i felt like a dumbshit and let the cat go, and i named him Badscud.

so im an idiot how are you?>
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