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So there`sz a monkey up in a tree smoking a joint, a lizard spot’s him and tha monkey says “hey you want to come up and smoke some joints?”
The lizard replies yes. So, he goes up on the tree and smokes a few joints with the monkey.
After a while, the lizard says to the monkey “my lips are dry, im going to go get a drink of water at The River.”
So, the lizard gets down so stoned that when he goes to lean in to drink, he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees him and asks “what happened?” and the lizard goes “me and a monkey on a tree were smoking a few joints.”
The crocodile replies “for real? I’ve got to go see this for myself.”
The crocodile goes into the jungle and finds the monkey on tha tree. He yells “hey!” up the tree and the monkey says
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk dude . . . how much water did you drink???”
The lizard replies yes. So, he goes up on the tree and smokes a few joints with the monkey.
After a while, the lizard says to the monkey “my lips are dry, im going to go get a drink of water at The River.”
So, the lizard gets down so stoned that when he goes to lean in to drink, he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees him and asks “what happened?” and the lizard goes “me and a monkey on a tree were smoking a few joints.”
The crocodile replies “for real? I’ve got to go see this for myself.”
The crocodile goes into the jungle and finds the monkey on tha tree. He yells “hey!” up the tree and the monkey says
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk dude . . . how much water did you drink???”