fanmix: Narnia RPS, Skandar Keynes/William Moseley, show me yours
INTRO:
Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard trying to write this. Okay. In case you've been living under some sad little e-rock all this time, RPS = REAL PEOPLE SLASH. That means that this is a) based upon select interpretations and fictional characterizations of celebrities (One of which, in this case, is terribly, terribly underage at the mo.) and b) gay gay gay. If you have a problem with any of that, scoot your mouse on over to your back button and save yourself the horror and me the trouble. If, on the other hand, you're keen on big, underage, RPS boysexcrushes? Carry on.
Ahem.
I suppose to just say that I was tripping motherfucking balls during my internet holiday wouldn't be a good enough explanation? Right. Damn. Okay, so, instead let's talk about Skandar's obvious crush on Will because that's really the entire reason this even exists. Yes, you see, he talks about Will all the time. And half the time he's saying these incredibly "pull your pigtails" type things. And even when he's not talking about him, he's looking at him. I mean, honestly, I've had telemarketers with more subtlety than Skandar Keynes. But, oh, do I love him for it. It just makes my job infinitely easier, you know? And also full of yay and squee. Which I appreciate very much. Ta, Skan. And I... I hope you never ever see this. ::wince:: I probably shouldn't even bother posting because I'm having a hard time imagining that there are that many people interested in this besides myself as it's pretty fucking suspect. But, whatever, it makes me laaaaugh and squeeeee and I spent friggin' hours on it. Oh, well. Shame, shame, you know my name. Especially for that last song. Oh, man.
Songs are in mp3 format. Comments are awesome and I will cry a thousand joy-filled tears if you leave one. Seriously, a whole thousand just for you. And, um... Yeah, I guess that's it. You ready? Yeah, you're ready.
ART & MUSIC:
01. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Phenomena"
don't touch, kid, sleep with the lights on/touch, kid, how you surprise me/now roll, kid, rock your body off/you're something like a phenomena/something like an astronoma/now roll, kid, rock your body off/something like a phenomena, baby/you're something like a phenomena/something like a phenomena, baby/you're gonna get your body off
02. The Dandy Warhols, "Retarded"
well, i really might seem retarded/but i really want to see you again/i want nothing but to be your friend/so i can see you again/if i feel a bit disregarded/don't think i need you to attend/or you to condescend/so i can see you again
03. The White Stripes, "Black Math"
mathematically turning the page/unequivocally showing my age/i'm practically center stage/undeniably earning your wage/well, maybe i'll put my love on ice/teach myself, maybe that'll be nice, yeah
04. Polvo, "Tragic Carpet Ride"
don't back away from me now/there's a strategy i'm ready to use/stand in my path and i will state/cause there's some shit that i'm ready to lose/i won't get out/i'd rather burn/i won't trust scarred survivors/and i will never learn/tell me that you understand/tell me why you look concerned/tell me that you know/or i will never learn
05. The Smiths, "Handsome Devil"
all the streets are crammed with things/eager to be held/i know what hands are for/and i'd like to help myself/you ask me the time/but i sense something more/and i would like to give you/what i think you're asking for/you handsome devil/oh, you handsome devil
06. Enon, "Shave"
i know you can save/save up your story in your mind container/i know you can shave/shave off the shadow that's been growin' on you/i know you can say/say that you wanna be the only one/i know you can stay/stay in your room with expensive toys/tie my love up til the end of time/time, time, lover, must begin, it's time
07. Thunderbirds Are Now!, "Bodies Adjust"
it's so hot that we might melt/it's so hot that we drink ourselves/and all of this sweat is making us stir/bodies adjust to the temperature/and it's so cold that we might freeze/you're so cold, you're such a tease/and all of this ice is making us stir/bodies adjust to the temperature
08. Hot Hot Heat, "Touch You, Touch You"
no, you won't believe it, not until you see it, no/no, you won't believe it, not until i write it down/no, you won't believe it, not until you see it, no/no, you won't believe it, not until i write it down/not until i write it/down/i'll touch you, touch you, i'll touch you, touch you/down/i'll touch you, touch you, i'll touch you, touch you
09. Morningwood, "Babysitter"
baby, baby, (you're such a) baby, baby/and one thing i chose to admit/is that your daddy daddy daddy/shouldn't let me babysit/you gotta start some time/it might as well be now/i wanted you to be mine
get yer zip
RESOURCES:
- Images from thephotobox and skandar.net.
- Texture by gender.
- Fonts used: "Nasty" (30pt, 18pt), "Arial Black" (6pt)
Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard trying to write this. Okay. In case you've been living under some sad little e-rock all this time, RPS = REAL PEOPLE SLASH. That means that this is a) based upon select interpretations and fictional characterizations of celebrities (One of which, in this case, is terribly, terribly underage at the mo.) and b) gay gay gay. If you have a problem with any of that, scoot your mouse on over to your back button and save yourself the horror and me the trouble. If, on the other hand, you're keen on big, underage, RPS boysexcrushes? Carry on.
Ahem.
I suppose to just say that I was tripping motherfucking balls during my internet holiday wouldn't be a good enough explanation? Right. Damn. Okay, so, instead let's talk about Skandar's obvious crush on Will because that's really the entire reason this even exists. Yes, you see, he talks about Will all the time. And half the time he's saying these incredibly "pull your pigtails" type things. And even when he's not talking about him, he's looking at him. I mean, honestly, I've had telemarketers with more subtlety than Skandar Keynes. But, oh, do I love him for it. It just makes my job infinitely easier, you know? And also full of yay and squee. Which I appreciate very much. Ta, Skan. And I... I hope you never ever see this. ::wince:: I probably shouldn't even bother posting because I'm having a hard time imagining that there are that many people interested in this besides myself as it's pretty fucking suspect. But, whatever, it makes me laaaaugh and squeeeee and I spent friggin' hours on it. Oh, well. Shame, shame, you know my name. Especially for that last song. Oh, man.
Songs are in mp3 format. Comments are awesome and I will cry a thousand joy-filled tears if you leave one. Seriously, a whole thousand just for you. And, um... Yeah, I guess that's it. You ready? Yeah, you're ready.
ART & MUSIC:
01. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Phenomena"
don't touch, kid, sleep with the lights on/touch, kid, how you surprise me/now roll, kid, rock your body off/you're something like a phenomena/something like an astronoma/now roll, kid, rock your body off/something like a phenomena, baby/you're something like a phenomena/something like a phenomena, baby/you're gonna get your body off
02. The Dandy Warhols, "Retarded"
well, i really might seem retarded/but i really want to see you again/i want nothing but to be your friend/so i can see you again/if i feel a bit disregarded/don't think i need you to attend/or you to condescend/so i can see you again
03. The White Stripes, "Black Math"
mathematically turning the page/unequivocally showing my age/i'm practically center stage/undeniably earning your wage/well, maybe i'll put my love on ice/teach myself, maybe that'll be nice, yeah
04. Polvo, "Tragic Carpet Ride"
don't back away from me now/there's a strategy i'm ready to use/stand in my path and i will state/cause there's some shit that i'm ready to lose/i won't get out/i'd rather burn/i won't trust scarred survivors/and i will never learn/tell me that you understand/tell me why you look concerned/tell me that you know/or i will never learn
05. The Smiths, "Handsome Devil"
all the streets are crammed with things/eager to be held/i know what hands are for/and i'd like to help myself/you ask me the time/but i sense something more/and i would like to give you/what i think you're asking for/you handsome devil/oh, you handsome devil
06. Enon, "Shave"
i know you can save/save up your story in your mind container/i know you can shave/shave off the shadow that's been growin' on you/i know you can say/say that you wanna be the only one/i know you can stay/stay in your room with expensive toys/tie my love up til the end of time/time, time, lover, must begin, it's time
07. Thunderbirds Are Now!, "Bodies Adjust"
it's so hot that we might melt/it's so hot that we drink ourselves/and all of this sweat is making us stir/bodies adjust to the temperature/and it's so cold that we might freeze/you're so cold, you're such a tease/and all of this ice is making us stir/bodies adjust to the temperature
08. Hot Hot Heat, "Touch You, Touch You"
no, you won't believe it, not until you see it, no/no, you won't believe it, not until i write it down/no, you won't believe it, not until you see it, no/no, you won't believe it, not until i write it down/not until i write it/down/i'll touch you, touch you, i'll touch you, touch you/down/i'll touch you, touch you, i'll touch you, touch you
09. Morningwood, "Babysitter"
baby, baby, (you're such a) baby, baby/and one thing i chose to admit/is that your daddy daddy daddy/shouldn't let me babysit/you gotta start some time/it might as well be now/i wanted you to be mine
get yer zip
RESOURCES:
- Images from thephotobox and skandar.net.
- Texture by gender.
- Fonts used: "Nasty" (30pt, 18pt), "Arial Black" (6pt)