HAPPY BIRTHDAY LICIA!!!!

[thrihyrne]

I hope I'm one of the first- it's 12:11 a.m. eastern time. I present you with-
birthday fic.

This is my first ever HP/Tolkien crossover, finally finished a year after euclase said she'd like a story with Lucius Malfoy, purple leather pants, a dragon, and some lyrics from an Ultravox song of my choice in it. Here it is. This is parody, and hopefully

Comments

[snottygrrl]

am quite gleeful that you finished this. [*bounces*]

love lucius and his purple pants. love snape to the rescue almost as much as i love draco pole dancing. there needs to be more fic with poledancing!draco.

((hugs))

[thrihyrne]

I'm so glad that you liked it!! The Draco and Snape stuff just happened two days ago; I couldn't figure out how to get Lucius out of Middle-Earth, but then Severus decided to make an appearance, and then there just had to be more camp.

I'm surprised that there isn't a whole plethora of poledancing!draco. But you'd know about it, if there were, I suspect. ;)

((hugs back))

[snottygrrl]

rentboy!draco is sometimes mixed with stripper!draco, but stripping boys don't pole dance. so no, i've never come across poledancing!draco until now. maybe it will start a trend. one can only hope. [*grin*]

[thrihyrne]

Ah... the subtleties of how Draco can get his kit off. ;)

This is why I need about 4 beta readers per story- guys apparently don't poledance, and in my last R/D I accidentally had Ron order oysters in some way that normal people wouldn't, and only a foodie picked up on it. Me, who can't stand shellfish of any kind, messed it up.

Nice icon, BTW. Which tool do you use to trace around things? Lasso or pen?

:is photoshop geek:

[snottygrrl]

huh, i don't remember anything wrong with the oysters. what country was your foodie from?

and no, guys don't pole dance, which is why i so love the poledancing!draco. i'll wager there are some drag queens that pole dance.

and trace around what? draco? lasso. the flesh bit came from this icon (well, from the same pic i mean).

[thrihyrne]

I meant tracing around Draco. I remembered the 'flesh' icon from before, and love it. I believe that I had Ron order oysters on the half shell, but when they came out they were steaming. Why? Because I don't eat the things and apparently they aren't usually served that way.

Glad that poledancing!Draco works for you. :) Right now I'm writing the thank you R/D smutlet, and there's no poledancing. There is cowboy humor, though. *g*

[snottygrrl]

granted oysters in the half-shell in the states are usually raw, but here in nz oysters, muscles and other shellfish are sometimes grilled or broiled in the half-shell. now granted, they were in ny, so ...

[fungus_files]

I'd wager there's some place in this big bad world where guys poledance worth a damn. there's just gotta be - equal opportunity perving and all!

*hugs* am loving photoshop geeky K.

[thrihyrne]

*hugs* am loving photoshop geeky K.

Thank you!! ((hugs back)) I need to decide on some Tolkien icons, probably Eowyn- or dwarf-centric, big surprise. You have quite the Stan thing going on, I see!! Maybe I'll treat myself to some photoshop time tonight, but I do want to finish up my R/D smutlet. Writing porn does a world of good after spending my days temping at a law firm. :P

[fungus_files]

how goes the temping at the law firm? have you met any nice lawyers yet? I'd like to think that "nice lawyers" doesn't have to be oxymoronic. :)

[fungus_files]

heya - me again. got your letter(s) today. hmmm! *BIG HUGS* stay strong, matey. am writing back to you already.

[thrihyrne]

stay strong, matey. am writing back to you already.

Yay!! I'll write back to your letter tonight, after my workout. It'll just be Grandaddy and me for the evening, and a sitter to be with him while mom and Fritz go to an event. ((love you))