I bask in the combined glory of
paper_pants and
araeariel. Liek whoa. *wh0reships*
From
angelaeryn:
I'm 43% fanatical about IM. HOW SICK ARE YOU? I'm a Gin & Tonic,
discover your ALcoHoLiC personality! From
lockedinside:
If I were a month, I'd be: October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 9:30 p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars *dadada-dum-dum-dumdum-dum* (yay for gustav holst!)
If I were a animal, I'd be: an australian shepherd, border collie, or other type of herding dog
If I were a direction, I'd be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a toilet
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Joan Darc, ("of Arc", for those preferring the layman's term)
If I were a liquid, I'd be: chocolate syrup or barbeque sauce
If I were a tree, I'd be: a fig tree (okay, okay, a silver trumpet or a ficus)
If I were a bird, I'd be: an ostrich or flamingo
If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer, shovel, belt sander, or power-drill
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a cactus
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: the kind that spawns tornadoes
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a gryphon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: bagpipes
If I were a wild animal, I'd be: a narwhal
If I were a color, I'd be: black or grey (unless 'plaid' is a colour)
If I were an emotion, I'd be: confusion
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a potatoe
If I were a sound, I'd be: a car alarm (ooh-WEE-ooh-WEE)
If I were an element, I'd be: if you're referring to the five basic elements (earth, water, weend wind, water, heart (me, like Captain Planet? nooo!)), then I pick wind; but if referring to the periodic table of the elements, I'm gonna have to go with plutonium.
If I were a car, I'd be: an El Camino, (pimped out with hydraulics and the like, of course)
If I were a song, I'd be: 'Hey, Jude' (The Beatles), 'Let It Be' (The Beatles, yet again), or 'American Pie' (Don McLean)
If I were a movie, I'd be: '2001: A Space Odyssey' or 'The 5th Element'
If I were a place, I'd be: the appalachian mountains
If I were a material, I'd be: burlap or soft, still-slightly-furry leather
If I were a taste, I'd be: toothpaste
If I were a scent, I'd be: just-outta-the-oven brownies
If I were a word, I'd be: "crap"
If I were an object, I'd be: a VHS/betamax tape
If I were a body part, I'd be: a thumb or big-toe
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: band (or classical lit./mythology)
If I were a shape, I'd be: a square or rectangle
If I were a number, I'd be: three, five, or eight
If I were an article of clothing, I'd be: a grey, pull-over hoodie
And from
_br0kenhearted: (Me's a ho...)