Christmas Eve, closing early, backed waaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck up, shit ain't matchin', practically NO HELP, feet killing me 'cause I'm in freakin' heels (wtfinorite?), and yet somehow I still manage to get out before the two-person teams have in previous years.
BOW BEFORE MY BACK OFFICE SKILLZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BITCHES AND BOYS! If the nog smells suspicious don't drink it!