In which she reCOUNTS some shit...
A meme, because I'm both bored and going through CFR (College Football Rage), directed at those ILL-BEGOTTEN FUCKS FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA OH GAWD HOW I FUCKING HATE THOSE GATORS!!!1ONE!
Ganked from one of my old high school friends off MySpace, of all places...
TEN HOW'S
How did you get one of your scars?
My older sister dropped me on my face in the driveway when I was two, resulting in six stitches and a lifetime of not wanting to be carried by people wearing roller skates.
How did you celebrate your last birthday?
Worked. Then went over to my dad/stepmother's house about a week later.
How are you feeling at this moment?
PO'ed. *shakes fist*
How did your night go last night?
Urgh. I had to train someone in the back office (the district manager's daughter of all people), and since she is kind of retarded methinks? slow as all hell, didn't get out until 11:30.
How did you do in high school?
I lacked any drive when it came to classes other than band. But I EXCELLED at that!
How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
They gave one to everyone at work after Publix made the Forbes list of 100 Best Places to Work for the 10th year running. *insert laughter here*
How often do you see your best friend?
Not too often, considering I'm in Edgewater, she's in Tallahassee, and my car is in the shitter.
How much money did you spend last month?
MORE THAN I HAD. @_@
How old do you want to be when you get married?
I'm totally not gonna even answer this. YAY FOR AVOIDANCE SKILLS!
How old will you be at your next birthday?
24 OMGZ SO OLLLLD D:
NINE WHAT'S:
Your mother's name?
Diane
What did you do last weekend?
WORKED. (A pattern sees you, yes?)
What is the most important part of your life?
The Josh part.
What would you rather be doing?
Be cheering a winning football team. OwwwO
What did you last cry over?
Sympathy tears for Erni. :/
What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
Josh, booze, and chocolate, in no particular order.
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
The ability to make me laugh.
What are you worried about?
SERIOUS LACK OF MONEY.
What did you have for breakfast?
Pop-Tarts. (Brown Sugar Cinnamon, if you must know.)
EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, in a manner of speaking.
Have you ever been out of the country?
If Dade County counts (which it totally does) then YES!
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Just today I managed to fall out of a computer chair. Hilarious part being I was completely sober at the time! :D
Have you ever been backstabbed by a friend?
Probably. I've more than likely erased it from my mind though. If they were the backstabbing variety then they probably weren't worth keeping as a friend anyway.
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
If you mean the drink, then yes. It's a weak-ass cheerleader concoction, made for people who can't hold their liquor.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Nooooooooo.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yup. Numerous times.
SEVEN WHO’S:
Who was the last person you saw?
Josh's mom, as I was leaving their house.
Who was the last person you texted?
Either Brandi or Erin, I really can't remember.
Who was the last person you hung out with?
Josh, before he had to leave for work.
Who was the last person to call you?
ROFL Chrysler telling me to pay my damn car bill, but seeing as it doesn't count since I didn't pick it up, Casey.
Who did you last hug?
Josh.
Who is the last person who texted you?
Erin.
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Josh. Dawwwwwwwww
SIX WHERE’S:
Where does your best friend live?
Tallahassee.
Where did you last go?
To WORK!
Where did you last hang out?
On the couch? I'm not really one for going places to hang out.
Where do you go to school?
School? WHAT IS THIS SCHOOL YOU SPEAK OF?
Where is your favorite place to be?
With Josh. Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww again.
Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed, uncomfortable as hell because OMGZ THE AC IS TEH BR0KXERZ!! D:
FIVE DO’S/DOES:
Do you like someone right now?
Hurr, yeah.
Do you think anyone likes you?
I know. For a fact. TRUFAX.
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Not anymore.
Do you know the muffin man?
ZOMG MUFFIN IS MAH BFF AND I AM HER PICKLE FOR TRUTH!!!!!11
Does the future scare you?
Parts of it. Possibilities and all that.
FOUR WHY’S:
Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?
Because she's been the Jay to my Silent Bob ever since 9th grade, (which was a whopping NINE YEARS AGO HOLY SCHNIKES!).
Why did you get a MySpace LJ?
Because D-land was sucking much ass, and El-Jay had just made their basic accounts free so HALO THAR MASS EXODUS!
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Uhhh... I think that they originally thought I was gonna be a boy because of my mother's enormous girth (TRUFAX), and I was supposed to be named Andy (TRUFAX), and I guess Amy is just supposed to be a girl version of that IDK. (But I do know that I was given my middle name because it is the same as my mother's sister. \o/)
Why are you doing this survey?
BOOOOOOORED. And pissed at the college football gods. *shakes fist MOAR*
THREE IF’S:
If you could have one super power what would it be??
The ability to come up with original and not-lame questions, y/y?
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Depends on the thing, I guess.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
One of these.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:
Would you ever get back together with any of your exes if they asked you?
Seeing as I have no exes, I shall laugh hysterically in your face, and say "good day"!
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
Sure I guess. Though I'm not quite sure what circumstances would call for it. o.O
ONE LAST QUESTION
Are you happy with your life right now?
Aside from the financial situation (and the usual work gripes that everyone has), YES. This is the happiest I have EVER BEEN in my ENTIRE LIFE. ... And I am totally aware of how GHEY that sounds.
Ganked from one of my old high school friends off MySpace, of all places...
TEN HOW'S
How did you get one of your scars?
My older sister dropped me on my face in the driveway when I was two, resulting in six stitches and a lifetime of not wanting to be carried by people wearing roller skates.
How did you celebrate your last birthday?
Worked. Then went over to my dad/stepmother's house about a week later.
How are you feeling at this moment?
PO'ed. *shakes fist*
How did your night go last night?
Urgh. I had to train someone in the back office (the district manager's daughter of all people), and since she is kind of retarded methinks? slow as all hell, didn't get out until 11:30.
How did you do in high school?
I lacked any drive when it came to classes other than band. But I EXCELLED at that!
How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
They gave one to everyone at work after Publix made the Forbes list of 100 Best Places to Work for the 10th year running. *insert laughter here*
How often do you see your best friend?
Not too often, considering I'm in Edgewater, she's in Tallahassee, and my car is in the shitter.
How much money did you spend last month?
MORE THAN I HAD. @_@
How old do you want to be when you get married?
I'm totally not gonna even answer this. YAY FOR AVOIDANCE SKILLS!
How old will you be at your next birthday?
24 OMGZ SO OLLLLD D:
NINE WHAT'S:
Your mother's name?
Diane
What did you do last weekend?
WORKED. (A pattern sees you, yes?)
What is the most important part of your life?
The Josh part.
What would you rather be doing?
Be cheering a winning football team. OwwwO
What did you last cry over?
Sympathy tears for Erni. :/
What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
Josh, booze, and chocolate, in no particular order.
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
The ability to make me laugh.
What are you worried about?
SERIOUS LACK OF MONEY.
What did you have for breakfast?
Pop-Tarts. (Brown Sugar Cinnamon, if you must know.)
EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, in a manner of speaking.
Have you ever been out of the country?
If Dade County counts (which it totally does) then YES!
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Just today I managed to fall out of a computer chair. Hilarious part being I was completely sober at the time! :D
Have you ever been backstabbed by a friend?
Probably. I've more than likely erased it from my mind though. If they were the backstabbing variety then they probably weren't worth keeping as a friend anyway.
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
If you mean the drink, then yes. It's a weak-ass cheerleader concoction, made for people who can't hold their liquor.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
Nooooooooo.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yup. Numerous times.
SEVEN WHO’S:
Who was the last person you saw?
Josh's mom, as I was leaving their house.
Who was the last person you texted?
Either Brandi or Erin, I really can't remember.
Who was the last person you hung out with?
Josh, before he had to leave for work.
Who was the last person to call you?
ROFL Chrysler telling me to pay my damn car bill, but seeing as it doesn't count since I didn't pick it up, Casey.
Who did you last hug?
Josh.
Who is the last person who texted you?
Erin.
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Josh. Dawwwwwwwww
SIX WHERE’S:
Where does your best friend live?
Tallahassee.
Where did you last go?
To WORK!
Where did you last hang out?
On the couch? I'm not really one for going places to hang out.
Where do you go to school?
School? WHAT IS THIS SCHOOL YOU SPEAK OF?
Where is your favorite place to be?
With Josh. Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww again.
Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed, uncomfortable as hell because OMGZ THE AC IS TEH BR0KXERZ!! D:
FIVE DO’S/DOES:
Do you like someone right now?
Hurr, yeah.
Do you think anyone likes you?
I know. For a fact. TRUFAX.
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Not anymore.
Do you know the muffin man?
ZOMG MUFFIN IS MAH BFF AND I AM HER PICKLE FOR TRUTH!!!!!11
Does the future scare you?
Parts of it. Possibilities and all that.
FOUR WHY’S:
Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?
Because she's been the Jay to my Silent Bob ever since 9th grade, (which was a whopping NINE YEARS AGO HOLY SCHNIKES!).
Why did you get a MySpace LJ?
Because D-land was sucking much ass, and El-Jay had just made their basic accounts free so HALO THAR MASS EXODUS!
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Uhhh... I think that they originally thought I was gonna be a boy because of my mother's enormous girth (TRUFAX), and I was supposed to be named Andy (TRUFAX), and I guess Amy is just supposed to be a girl version of that IDK. (But I do know that I was given my middle name because it is the same as my mother's sister. \o/)
Why are you doing this survey?
BOOOOOOORED. And pissed at the college football gods. *shakes fist MOAR*
THREE IF’S:
If you could have one super power what would it be??
The ability to come up with original and not-lame questions, y/y?
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Depends on the thing, I guess.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
One of these.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:
Would you ever get back together with any of your exes if they asked you?
Seeing as I have no exes, I shall laugh hysterically in your face, and say "good day"!
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
Sure I guess. Though I'm not quite sure what circumstances would call for it. o.O
ONE LAST QUESTION
Are you happy with your life right now?
Aside from the financial situation (and the usual work gripes that everyone has), YES. This is the happiest I have EVER BEEN in my ENTIRE LIFE. ... And I am totally aware of how GHEY that sounds.