In which she is wishing she had some Black and Milds right now...
After the Shitty Week of Hell (which was quite improved upon after freetheelves2 wrote me DOGPYLE with a side order of CHEVERYTHING, roflcopter, (and the promise of more porn from other parties)) I figured I needed to do something for me. AND SO!
Below is a list of every alcoholic substance currently in my apartment, with detailed quantities and everything. Let me state that since tomorrow is completely open for me (until 8 o'clock, at least) I plan on getting HAMMERED. And letting you all join the fun, witness my total depravity, etc.
7 6 12 oz bot. of Yuengling Traditional Lager
6 5 11.2 oz bot. of Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Wave Runners
6 11.2 oz bot. of Mike's Hard Lime
6 11.2 oz bot. of Smirnoff Twisted V Arctic Berry
1 11.2 oz bot. of Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Burst
and about 1/2 of a 750 ml bot. of Classico Amaretto di Amore.
...I've come to the conclusion that my choices are few and far between. I really need to find a places that sells Dos Equis. Some giant fucking margaritas wouldn't hurt, either.
I'll be updating (this entry, to spare you teh spamz0rz) throughout the night. Feel free to ridicule my drunkedness with me here and now, or do so via AIM (I expect to be on all night/as long as I'm awake and coherent), throw some virtual munchies at me, or jump in tomorrow when I start wishing this were all just a dream.
That said, ON WITH THE SHOW BOOZE!
The time is 1 a.m., and the first drink is Yuengling.
[EDIT: Time: 1:18 a.m. One drink down. Status: Head is a litt eswimmy. I usually hodl my first couplepretyy wel, but I havenmt; eatrne much today, so... Hard to type at my noraml rate correctly; so I'll take wha4rteve tr typowes I get. Good thigns I typeosd out my codign before I statred. XDDDDDDd Nest in the menu is Wave Runenr. OH CAPTIAN MY CAP O TIA !]
[EDIT2: Time: 1:41 a.m. Okay sroisuly, copy./patser is my best friend evaer you know? So far ohbutwait_ily si the onyl one bvrave enoguht5 to IM me (thgouth she jsut went of to bed :89((((((((((( ), btu wehatevs. Ive alsotm discoevger that mahojrng is a lot eharder when you can;t fcsu ont eh tiles, and 'Yakeyt Sax' maek sthe BSET druinkign musci ! Nest tup is a Mieks's .]
[EDIT3: Tiem: 2:27 a.m. I;ve slowed my padce down a bit. Plus, since I now have a abit of food ib my system (LONG LVIE CHEX IC!) I'm doign slgihtyl better. Ont he other xdan, the ngih5t has nsuddel y tuen ed itn o a Eli Roght marathon, as I curentyl finf sd mysaelt fwathchign Cabin Fever (whcihs believ it nor nto i s even funnire r hwen you're comeptletel shit afecse; also "PANCAEKS!!"), and I egt thte fwleign that Hostdle may follwro ti. In tonhe rte news, lovethenewblack (yaaaaaya copy./ paste!) is a a sucker tof r drunk IGM ing. AMERSDASN HAETR SMIECOLEON!!]
[EDIT3.5: I thisnks the do g peed ont he carpet. :||||||||\\\\\\,b>]
Below is a list of every alcoholic substance currently in my apartment, with detailed quantities and everything. Let me state that since tomorrow is completely open for me (until 8 o'clock, at least) I plan on getting HAMMERED. And letting you all join the fun, witness my total depravity, etc.
7 6 12 oz bot. of Yuengling Traditional Lager
6 5 11.2 oz bot. of Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Wave Runners
6 11.2 oz bot. of Mike's Hard Lime
6 11.2 oz bot. of Smirnoff Twisted V Arctic Berry
1 11.2 oz bot. of Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Burst
and about 1/2 of a 750 ml bot. of Classico Amaretto di Amore.
...I've come to the conclusion that my choices are few and far between. I really need to find a places that sells Dos Equis. Some giant fucking margaritas wouldn't hurt, either.
I'll be updating (this entry, to spare you teh spamz0rz) throughout the night. Feel free to ridicule my drunkedness with me here and now, or do so via AIM (I expect to be on all night/as long as I'm awake and coherent), throw some virtual munchies at me, or jump in tomorrow when I start wishing this were all just a dream.
That said, ON WITH THE SHOW BOOZE!
The time is 1 a.m., and the first drink is Yuengling.
[EDIT: Time: 1:18 a.m. One drink down. Status: Head is a litt eswimmy. I usually hodl my first couplepretyy wel, but I havenmt; eatrne much today, so... Hard to type at my noraml rate correctly; so I'll take wha4rteve tr typowes I get. Good thigns I typeosd out my codign before I statred. XDDDDDDd Nest in the menu is Wave Runenr. OH CAPTIAN MY CAP O TIA !]
[EDIT2: Time: 1:41 a.m. Okay sroisuly, copy./patser is my best friend evaer you know? So far ohbutwait_ily si the onyl one bvrave enoguht5 to IM me (thgouth she jsut went of to bed :89((((((((((( ), btu wehatevs. Ive alsotm discoevger that mahojrng is a lot eharder when you can;t fcsu ont eh tiles, and 'Yakeyt Sax' maek sthe BSET druinkign musci ! Nest tup is a Mieks's .]
[EDIT3: Tiem: 2:27 a.m. I;ve slowed my padce down a bit. Plus, since I now have a abit of food ib my system (LONG LVIE CHEX IC!) I'm doign slgihtyl better. Ont he other xdan, the ngih5t has nsuddel y tuen ed itn o a Eli Roght marathon, as I curentyl finf sd mysaelt fwathchign Cabin Fever (whcihs believ it nor nto i s even funnire r hwen you're comeptletel shit afecse; also "PANCAEKS!!"), and I egt thte fwleign that Hostdle may follwro ti. In tonhe rte news, lovethenewblack (yaaaaaya copy./ paste!) is a a sucker tof r drunk IGM ing. AMERSDASN HAETR SMIECOLEON!!]
[EDIT3.5: I thisnks the do g peed ont he carpet. :||||||||\\\\\\,b>]