In which she brings her own apocalypse...
I realized earlier today that it had been awhile since I had done a decent picspam, and now that I'm properly inspired by glorfindelghost's Evolution of Sylar's Hair and fantasticpants's humoungus Bennet Evolution Picspam OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM posts (and no joke on that second one; the 500+ pics nearly broke my internet and I've got a hardcore connection going on), it's high time to stare at some sexy. So, without further ado...
LET'S ALL WATCH SYLAR CHANGE HIS CLOTHES! - A picspam where we all wish we could see the parts in between, but since we can't we'll just ogle the pretty that S&P allows. Or, mindless whoring under the pretense of serious research in the field of costuming.
WARNING: THIS POST IS MAY INDUCE DROOLING. BRING YOUR OWN SPITRAG. All images from Zachary-Quinto.com. This is only a sampling of what's to be had, so please, go there to get the full strength version; if you feel you're strong enough to survive the sexy overload. On with the spam!
Sylar: International Serial-killer of Mystery! It's also the first time we see his awesome Boots o' DOOM!
Apparently six months in the past, you had to wear whatever color you last name happened to be...
Aww, he doesn't realize that only dorks wear their shirt collars tucked in. How cute is that?
Yet as he gets closer to his first kill, the lapels start to come out.
I call this one 'Angry Pants'!
I have to say, this has always been my favorite of all his costumes. Because seriously, it's the closest any of us will be to seeing his night habits. And can we say "OMG JAMMIES!"
I like to imagine that he doesn't have anything on underneath that blanket. owwwo
Not part of wardrobe, but zomg FEET!
The lighting in this picture just whores itself out to dirty thoughts.
All I have to say is look at the shoulder muscle on his right arm. Now swoon.
Again, with the arm muscles. I'd also like to rip his shirt off using my teeth.
*pokes* Butt! Also, hee! He crosses his feet!
"Aww, c'mon guys, lemme alone!" [/emo]
There's no Sylar!costume like no-costume!Sylar! Nope, not a one.
Seriously, how much do I wanna be Hank in this picture? A LOT. (And dude, could his nipples be any bigger? @_@)
Alas, he doth wear pants. And the fangirls of the planet wept.
Shirt. Stretched out. Over pecs. *dies*
Aww, see, the OWI isn't so bad! At least they gave him a tagless shirt so he wouldn't be itchy all the time.
Even the Benn, with his Awesome Powers of Middle-management, is getting the hotz for him.
This one makes me squee everytime I see it. He's all like, "I'm sho happeh, 'cuz mah capturz gimme comfy jammies to playz in, and I gotz the Benn's credit cardz, an' I'm jus' sho garsh dern kewt, lolz!1one1"
Hee, you can see the spot between his shirt and pants. Not really, but imaginations were made for things like this!
Sylar's triumphant return to headwear...
...sadly, it would not last very long. (But ZOMG, TEA!)
In Soviet Odessa, you do not undress Sylar with your eyes. HE UNDRESSES YOU WITH HIS EYES!
The first time we see the man rockin' a pair of All*Stars. He's also wondering how he'll manage to pull off Zane's wardrobe since he's y'know, NOWHERE NEAR THE SAME SIZE AS HIM. BECAUSE NO ONE IS AS BIG AS SYLAR.
And it's Mylar FTW!
It's needs to be said: BUTT.
Take a gander at the length of those fingers! Imagine what they could do! THE POSSIBILITIES!
Sylar's hand is a tad too close to his netherregions. That should be my hand.
Did I mention I kinda have a thing for knees?
He's a monochrome bag of awesome here. Plus, his posture is totally Charlie Brown. All he needs is some mopey piano music playing in the background and he's all set for his guest spot on 'Arrested Development'!
Did I also mention my thing for sleeve cuffs? \o/
Being that close to Momo makes him utilize those pockets, if you know what I mean.
that drawstring isn't moving as a reaction of Zylar's movement. IT'S DANCING OUT OF JOY OF BEING THAT DAMN CLOSE TO HIM!
I don't know why I didn't notice it before, but EEEE, mittens! gloves! And once again, the lighting totally lends itself to dirty thoughts.
"What do you mean people think you're 'prettier than me'?!"
I'm sorry, Sylar couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
OMG, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT HE IS WEARING LONG JOHNS! YOU REALIZE THAT WE'VE NOW (technically) SEEN SYLAR IN HIS UNDERWEAR! OR EVEN BETTER, ANOTHER MAN'S UNDERWEAR! *flails*
Ass! Jeans! Hoyay!
I dunno why, but I find his tummy in this picture irresistable. Like, a lot. (Also, mmm, bondage.)
As much as I love the idea of these do tying each other up with duct tape, can we please do it in a way where his ankles don't look ridiculously skinny? And again, the tummy thing.
We finally get to see some penetration on this show. WHOA, WHUT? But Sylar's such a good boy, not fighting it and everything.
Sadly, the only pic from '5YG'. But, SHOULDER PADS (and kitty!hair) OF DOOM!
I hear the Cardigans are going back on tour this year.
Apparently, all the shows are already sold out.
This one comes dangerously close to him becoming a mother-fucker.
Again, I must point out: BUTT! He also has another "talk to the hand" moment.
Sylar's dork!belt says: "Bitch, please."
He's bringing nerdy back.
At first I wasn't sure what I thought about this coat. Sure, its badass and all, but the fact that it only has two buttons occasionally makes him look like a preggo. But then I was like, "Mmm, mpreg..." and now I'm cool with it.
"Sorry, HRG. Hot as you are, I could outsecks you any day."
More of his amazing boots. How I love them!
There's really no reason for this one, other than I wanted to stare at it for awhile. *drool*
Again, the whole sleeve cuff fetish comes up.
Something else I have a thing for? Hoods. Especially when they're worn down!
"I'm a model. You know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk."
I'm now convinced that the writers got 'Exploding Man' wrong. Sylar actually sacrificed himself so that the world wouldn't destroy itself by fangirling over his sexiness. Unfortunately, said sexiness also makes his immortal, and since he didn't die we're all screwed anyway. Sounds like a way I'd be willing to go!
Something's wrong with this picture. Ahh, I see. We (being the rest of the universe) need to be on our hands and knees while in the presence of the Almighty Sylar; not the other way around.
Hoooooooood. Shooooouuuuuldeeerrrrrr paaaaaaaddsss.
You can kinda see the preggo thing here. Amirite?
Sleeve cuffs, and coat tails, and hoods, oh my!
"I got the POWAH!"
So much the sexy magnet that architectural details feel drawn to it.
For the last pic, I once again have no reason. Picspamming is hard work (though torture I'll gladly tolerate anyday), and this picture likes to do obscene things to me.
LET'S ALL WATCH SYLAR CHANGE HIS CLOTHES! - A picspam where we all wish we could see the parts in between, but since we can't we'll just ogle the pretty that S&P allows. Or, mindless whoring under the pretense of serious research in the field of costuming.
WARNING: THIS POST IS MAY INDUCE DROOLING. BRING YOUR OWN SPITRAG. All images from Zachary-Quinto.com. This is only a sampling of what's to be had, so please, go there to get the full strength version; if you feel you're strong enough to survive the sexy overload. On with the spam!
Sylar: International Serial-killer of Mystery! It's also the first time we see his awesome Boots o' DOOM!
Apparently six months in the past, you had to wear whatever color you last name happened to be...
Aww, he doesn't realize that only dorks wear their shirt collars tucked in. How cute is that?
Yet as he gets closer to his first kill, the lapels start to come out.
I call this one 'Angry Pants'!
I have to say, this has always been my favorite of all his costumes. Because seriously, it's the closest any of us will be to seeing his night habits. And can we say "OMG JAMMIES!"
I like to imagine that he doesn't have anything on underneath that blanket. owwwo
Not part of wardrobe, but zomg FEET!
The lighting in this picture just whores itself out to dirty thoughts.
All I have to say is look at the shoulder muscle on his right arm. Now swoon.
Again, with the arm muscles. I'd also like to rip his shirt off using my teeth.
*pokes* Butt! Also, hee! He crosses his feet!
"Aww, c'mon guys, lemme alone!" [/emo]
There's no Sylar!costume like no-costume!Sylar! Nope, not a one.
Seriously, how much do I wanna be Hank in this picture? A LOT. (And dude, could his nipples be any bigger? @_@)
Alas, he doth wear pants. And the fangirls of the planet wept.
Shirt. Stretched out. Over pecs. *dies*
Aww, see, the OWI isn't so bad! At least they gave him a tagless shirt so he wouldn't be itchy all the time.
Even the Benn, with his Awesome Powers of Middle-management, is getting the hotz for him.
This one makes me squee everytime I see it. He's all like, "I'm sho happeh, 'cuz mah capturz gimme comfy jammies to playz in, and I gotz the Benn's credit cardz, an' I'm jus' sho garsh dern kewt, lolz!1one1"
Hee, you can see the spot between his shirt and pants. Not really, but imaginations were made for things like this!
Sylar's triumphant return to headwear...
...sadly, it would not last very long. (But ZOMG, TEA!)
In Soviet Odessa, you do not undress Sylar with your eyes. HE UNDRESSES YOU WITH HIS EYES!
The first time we see the man rockin' a pair of All*Stars. He's also wondering how he'll manage to pull off Zane's wardrobe since he's y'know, NOWHERE NEAR THE SAME SIZE AS HIM. BECAUSE NO ONE IS AS BIG AS SYLAR.
And it's Mylar FTW!
It's needs to be said: BUTT.
Take a gander at the length of those fingers! Imagine what they could do! THE POSSIBILITIES!
Sylar's hand is a tad too close to his netherregions. That should be my hand.
Did I mention I kinda have a thing for knees?
He's a monochrome bag of awesome here. Plus, his posture is totally Charlie Brown. All he needs is some mopey piano music playing in the background and he's all set for his guest spot on 'Arrested Development'!
Did I also mention my thing for sleeve cuffs? \o/
Being that close to Momo makes him utilize those pockets, if you know what I mean.
that drawstring isn't moving as a reaction of Zylar's movement. IT'S DANCING OUT OF JOY OF BEING THAT DAMN CLOSE TO HIM!
I don't know why I didn't notice it before, but EEEE, mittens! gloves! And once again, the lighting totally lends itself to dirty thoughts.
"What do you mean people think you're 'prettier than me'?!"
I'm sorry, Sylar couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
OMG, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT HE IS WEARING LONG JOHNS! YOU REALIZE THAT WE'VE NOW (technically) SEEN SYLAR IN HIS UNDERWEAR! OR EVEN BETTER, ANOTHER MAN'S UNDERWEAR! *flails*
Ass! Jeans! Hoyay!
I dunno why, but I find his tummy in this picture irresistable. Like, a lot. (Also, mmm, bondage.)
As much as I love the idea of these do tying each other up with duct tape, can we please do it in a way where his ankles don't look ridiculously skinny? And again, the tummy thing.
We finally get to see some penetration on this show. WHOA, WHUT? But Sylar's such a good boy, not fighting it and everything.
Sadly, the only pic from '5YG'. But, SHOULDER PADS (and kitty!hair) OF DOOM!
I hear the Cardigans are going back on tour this year.
Apparently, all the shows are already sold out.
This one comes dangerously close to him becoming a mother-fucker.
Again, I must point out: BUTT! He also has another "talk to the hand" moment.
Sylar's dork!belt says: "Bitch, please."
He's bringing nerdy back.
At first I wasn't sure what I thought about this coat. Sure, its badass and all, but the fact that it only has two buttons occasionally makes him look like a preggo. But then I was like, "Mmm, mpreg..." and now I'm cool with it.
"Sorry, HRG. Hot as you are, I could outsecks you any day."
More of his amazing boots. How I love them!
There's really no reason for this one, other than I wanted to stare at it for awhile. *drool*
Again, the whole sleeve cuff fetish comes up.
Something else I have a thing for? Hoods. Especially when they're worn down!
"I'm a model. You know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk."
I'm now convinced that the writers got 'Exploding Man' wrong. Sylar actually sacrificed himself so that the world wouldn't destroy itself by fangirling over his sexiness. Unfortunately, said sexiness also makes his immortal, and since he didn't die we're all screwed anyway. Sounds like a way I'd be willing to go!
Something's wrong with this picture. Ahh, I see. We (being the rest of the universe) need to be on our hands and knees while in the presence of the Almighty Sylar; not the other way around.
Hoooooooood. Shooooouuuuuldeeerrrrrr paaaaaaaddsss.
You can kinda see the preggo thing here. Amirite?
Sleeve cuffs, and coat tails, and hoods, oh my!
"I got the POWAH!"
So much the sexy magnet that architectural details feel drawn to it.
For the last pic, I once again have no reason. Picspamming is hard work (though torture I'll gladly tolerate anyday), and this picture likes to do obscene things to me.