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[threshprince]

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

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[putthebunnyin]

hey, come on! it's not like that. sheesh.

[Complaint over Terezi's addition properly registered, you move on to reading the rest of the chore list. With considerable effort.]

[threshprince]

WHAT'S NOT LIKE WHAT.

[putthebunnyin]

oh, hey, karkat!
no big, just terezi's addition to the chore list.

[threshprince]

WHAT
TEREZI DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING TO IT.

[putthebunnyin]

what, you didn't see?
i mean, unless it was somebody else covering the whole list with tasty, tasty colors...

[threshprince]

WHAT
FUCKING DAMMIT.

[putthebunnyin]

hahaha, it's not that bad!
i can still read the real jobs if i squint.
and i already knew my assignment anyway.

[At the thought of your ASSIGNMENT, your cheer dims a little.]

[threshprince]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS THAT IT IS A GROSS DISPLAY OF INSUBORDINATION.

[putthebunnyin]

well, yeah. it's terezi.
isn't she always like that?

[threshprince]

UGH
WHO EVEN KNOWS LATELY.

[putthebunnyin]

that doesn't sound good.
what's the matter?

[threshprince]

HEY, GUESS WHAT WE'RE STILL NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?
THAT.
THAT RIGHT THERE IS A THING THAT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU AT FUCKING ALL
GOT IT?

[putthebunnyin]

geez, i am only trying to help!
you guys are my friends!

[threshprince]

[You have no idea how to properly respond to that, so you just give an irritated grunt.]

[putthebunnyin]

i am not going to pry, karkat.
but if there's anything i can do to help, just let me know, ok?

[threshprince]

JUST SHUT UP.
I'VE PROBABLY SOMEHOW BROUGHT THIS ON MYSELF.
JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE SO FAR.