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[threshprince]

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

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[honktraband]

[You're used to staring at your fetch modus, for the colors are nothing short of motherfucking magical, but you weren't prepared for such a list.

It'll be a goddamn miracle if you even read it.]

[threshprince]

THERE YOU ARE.
HAVE YOU SEEN TH-
OH.
UH.
IT'S YOU.
UH.
HI.

[honktraband]

[You stare at it a while longer before you realize you were actually being talked to, for once.]

WhOa...
DiD YoU MaKe tHiS, bEsT FrIeNd? iT'S MoThErFuCkInG BeAuTiFuL.
WhAt cAmE YoU DoWn aLl oN ThEsE CoLoRs aNd sHiT?
CaN'T EvEn iMaGiNe wHaT KiNd oF InSpIrAtIoN YoU'Re kIcKiN.

[threshprince]

UH.
YEAH.
THAT'S
THAT'S RIGHT.
I SUDDENLY HAD SOME WICKED INSPIRATION AND COULDN'T HELP BUT KICK
THE
...
YEAH OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID.

[honktraband]

AwW, wElL ThAt's aLrIgHt, CaN'T Be fUcKiN ClEaR In eVeRyMoThErFuCkInG WaY.
UnDeRsTaNdInG IsN'T CrYsTaL, sHiT IsN'T MoThErFuCkIn fRaGiLe.

[threshprince]

YEAH.
I GUESS SO.
SO DID YOU READ THE CHART.

[honktraband]

ReAdInG It rIgHt nOw.
My jOb's jUsT To eAt pIeS?
NoT CoMpLaInInG BeCaUsE ShIt, ThAt's sOmEtHiNg tHiS MoThErFuCkEr cAn dO :o)
I MeAn i'm nOt rEaLlY A LaLoNdE SmOoChEr sO.
ThAt's sOmE FuCkIn aWeSoMe lEaDeRsHiP RiGhT ThErE.
ReCoGnIzInG MoThErFuCkInG StReNgThS AnD WeAkNeSsEs.

BuT...

ArEn't tHeSe sUpEr fUcKiNg eAsY JoBs?
MeOwInG AnD ShIt gOtTa mAkE NePeTa oNe hApPy cAt tHoUgH.

[threshprince]

NO
YOUR REAL JOBS ARE UNDER ALL THE COLORS.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF DISHES.

[honktraband]

WhOa fUcK.
WhErE DiD ThAt wRiTiNg uNdEr tHeRe cOmE FrOm?
HoW ThE FuCk dId iT KnOw tO MoThErFuCkInG HiDe?

[threshprince]

IT WAS PROBABLY A MIRACLE.
EVEN THOUGH MIRACLES AREN'T EVEN REALLY A THING AND IT WASN'T FUCKING HIDING.

[honktraband]

So iT LoOkS LiKe wE GoT A DiShEs tEaM AlL SeT Up aNd sHiT NoW.
DiShEs gOnNa dRy fRoM AlL ThE SiCk fIrEs wE GoNnA Be aLl uP In.
BeAtS FrEsHeR ThAn tHe sTuFf... In tHe kItChEn wHiCh iS FrEsH.
FuCk, I DrOpPeD ThAt sHiT.

[threshprince]

YEAH, YOU AND TAVROS.
I FIGURED YOU WOULD WORK TOGETHER OKAY.
AND THIS WAY THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU RAP.