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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[gamebreaker]

Impressive.
That looks at least passingly structurally sound.
Thus far, anyway.

[threshprince]

OF COURSE IT IS.
EVERY TROLL KNOWS HOW TO BUILD A GOOD HIVE.
IF WE DIDN'T, WE WOULDN'T HAVE A HIVE.
A TROLL WHO CAN'T BUILD A GOOD ONE IS A HIVELESS TROLL, AND THOSE GET CULLED.
ANYWAY.
YOU ANNOYING HUMANS ARE UP ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

[gamebreaker]

You built a floor for us as well?
That's surprisingly charitable.
Not to mention optimistic, if you expect the hive to retain its structural integrity.

[threshprince]

BLAME TEREZI.
I PUT ERIDAN ON THE FLOOR ABOVE YOU, TOO.
SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO EXPLODE HIM AGAIN, IT'LL ONLY HIT THE TOP FLOOR, SO THE ENTIRE HIVE WON'T COLLAPSE ON OUR HEADS.

[gamebreaker]

I applaud your forethought.
But I think you overestimate the extent to which I care about him either way.
He's obnoxious, certainly, but so long as he stays out of my way he's not worth the time it would take to explode him.

[threshprince]

NO, YOU UNDERESTIMATE JUST HOW MUCH OF A DUMBASS HE IS.
THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NO WAY HE'S STAYING OUT OF YOUR WAY.

[gamebreaker]

Then there's pretty much no way he's going to confine his dumbassery to the top floor, either, is there?
How do the rest of you manage?

[threshprince]

MOSTLY WE JUST MOCK HIM RELENTLESSLY BEHIND HIS BACK.
AND TO HIS FACE.
AND REALLY JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE.
HE'S KIND OF A HUGE TOOL.

[gamebreaker]

Well, I am certainly on board for that.
Explosions seem more efficient, but I'll do my utmost to not collapse anything on anyone's heads.
But surely ours is not the only potentially destructively adversarial relationship among the united group?

[threshprince]

NO, BUT YOU'RE THE CLOSEST TOGETHER.
THE FLOOR PLAN GOES LIKE THIS, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM:
AG, CT, AA, CA
TG, GT, TT, GG
CG, GC, AC, GA
TA, AT, CC, TC
I TOOK CARE TO SPACE OUT THE REALLY DISASTROUS ONES.

[gamebreaker]

I see.
Well done, both on the requisite knowledge of interactions and the spacial planning itself.
I see you're still using John's old chumhandle.

[threshprince]

WHAT?
OH.
HUH.
WHATEVER.
I CAN TROLL HIM BACK THEN.
OR NOW.
IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHICH HANDLE I USE.

[gamebreaker]

And you've placed yourself just as close to him as myself with your idiot wizard.
Am I to take that as a positive comment on the current level of antagonism?

[threshprince]

EVEN IF I WANTED TO COMPLETELY DESTROY HIM AGAIN.
AND I STILL KIND OF DO.
WITH KANAYA, NEPETA, AND TEREZI THERE, I REALLY WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING.
JUST KEEP HIM FROM SHITTING AROUND WITH HIS SYLLADEX AND PUTTING HOLES IN EVERYTHING, OKAY?

[gamebreaker]

Your concern is touching.
I'll certainly do my best.

[threshprince]

THANK YOU.