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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[babyjusthurtme]

hey guys i havve like shitloads of grist
like the cavves beloww are fuckin build mines of gristinity so wwalls ahoy

[threshprince]

GOOD.
GIVE IT HERE.
ALL OF IT.

[babyjusthurtme]

[You begin torrenting BUILD GRIST over to Karkat.]

[threshprince]

[Fortunately, Sollux has just been mucking around in your computer, plus you're right next to him anyway so you're on the same network, so GRISTTORRENT is moving much faster than normal.]

I WONDER IF THERE ARE TRANSPORTALIZERS IN THIS THING.

[babyjusthurtme]

hmm yeah transportalizers wwould be vvery useful especially for those wway up top
wwell and tavv
speakin of wwhats gonna be our arrangements for sleepin

[threshprince]

OH, RIGHT.
I'M MAKING IT FOUR FLOORS.
THE STUPID HUMANS ARE APPARENTLY STAYING HERE, TOO.
FOUR PEOPLE TO A FLOOR.
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, THE FLOORS ARE:
CT, CA, AG, AA.
GT, TT, TG, GG.
CG, GC, AC, GA.
AT, TA, CC, TC.

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhat the
nice fuckin job there kar brilliant stuff
our wwise and evvidently sagacious leader swwims again
assblood wwait no you dont evven see the problem do you

[threshprince]

TAVROS AND GAMZEE ARE KEPT ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR TO KEEP THEM FROM FALLING DOWN STAIRS EVERY WAKING MINUTE.
VRISKA, FOR WHENEVER THE FUCK SHE GETS BACK HERE, IS KEPT ON THE TOP FLOOR WITH TWO FLOORS OF BUFFER BETWEEN HER AND TAVROS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
EQUIUS AND ARADIA ARE KEPT ON THE TOP FLOOR WITH HER TO KEEP HER IN LINE.
YOU'RE UP THERE WITH THOSE THREE TO WORK WITH VRISKA TO KEEP EQUIUS FROM PUTTING THOSE FUCKING POSTERS WHERE THE REST OF US HAVE TO SEE THEM.
KANAYA IS KEPT IN THE MIDDLE SO SHE CAN BE HANDY TO DEFUSE ANY SITUATION THAT STARTS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
FEFERI'S ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR SO IF SOMETHING FUCKS UP IN HER ROOM, IT WON'T DRIP DOWNWARDS AND SOAK THE REST OF THE HIVE.
SOLLUX IS DOWN THERE WITH FEFERI BECAUSE EVEN IF I DIDN'T THEY'D PROBABLY DO THAT ANYWAY.
I WAS GOING TO PUT NEPETA WITH EQUIUS AND YOU ON THE SAME FLOOR AS US, BUT FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT YOU MAKING THE ROSE HUMAN USE YOU FOR TARGET PRACTICE ANYWHERE NEAR ME.
SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, COUNT SEA DIPSHIT?

[babyjusthurtme]

look if i promise to avvoid lettin the rose human havve any negativve intentions or evven get in any form of contact wwith her at all
then you can get nep up top ok

[threshprince]

I REALLY, REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF DOING THAT.

[babyjusthurtme]

look just

just movve nep ok

[threshprince]

I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
EQUIUS HAS ARADIA THERE.
SO HE PROBABLY WON'T FREAK OUT EVEN IF NEPETA'S A COUPLE FLOORS DOWN.

[babyjusthurtme]

then make sure shes separated from the rest of you on the floor or somethin ok

[threshprince]

WE'RE ALL GETTING SEPARATE ROOMS ANYWAY.
IF I HAVE THE GRIST FOR THAT.

[babyjusthurtme]

thats
good then i guess

[threshprince]

ANYWAY, SERIOUSLY.
YOU HAD ONE CONVERSATION WITH THE ROSE HUMAN AND THEN SHE BLEW UP YOUR COMPUTER FROM ANOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE.
NOW THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY IN THE SAME PLACE, I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO BE WITHIN A MILE OF YOU.