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Dec 21, 2010 00:10

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice ( Read more... )

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youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:20:32 UTC

[You have placed yourself in charge of decorating the outside of the TRAINHIVE. This is going to offend everyone with functioning eyes, but as far as you care, they can suck a heaving bone bulge. This smells totally awesome.]

threshprince December 21 2010, 09:22:17 UTC

HEY TEREZI.
WATCH OUT.
I'M ABOUT TO THROW AN ABLUTION TRAP THROUGH THERE.

[You throw an ablution trap through the wall Terezi is decorating.]

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:26:04 UTC

H3Y!!
WHY D1D YOU DO TH4T
1 W4S P41NT1NG 4 DOUBL3 R41NBOW 4LL TH3 W4Y 4CROSS TH1S S1D3 OF TH3 H1V3!!

threshprince December 21 2010, 09:27:16 UTC

IT WOULDN'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR.

[You expend chump change in BUILD GRIST to restore the wall. Mercifully unpainted.]

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:29:08 UTC

C4NT YOU JUST
M4K3 TH3 DOOR B1GG3R
NOW 1 H4V3 TO ST4RT OV3R

threshprince December 21 2010, 09:31:05 UTC

NOT WITHOUT DROPPING THE TRAP AND GETTING IT ALL DIRTY.
AND DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO CLEAN THE TRAP ALREADY?
I CHECKED, THERE'S NO SGRUB OPTION TO DO THAT.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:42:47 UTC

WHY WOULDNT YOU P1CK UP TH3 TR4P 4FT3R M4K1NG 4 B1GG3R DOOR
GOOD JOB TH3R3 L34D3R

threshprince December 21 2010, 09:47:07 UTC

I THOUGHT THE DOOR WAS BIG ENOUGH FOR THESE TRAPS.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:56:12 UTC

N3XT T1M3 CH3CK
B3FOR3 RU1N1NG 4 WORK OF 4RT

threshprince December 21 2010, 09:57:37 UTC

YEAH, WELL, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:03:11 UTC

UHHUH
SO OTH3R G3TT1NG 4BLUT1ON TR4PS THROWN THROUGH TH3 W4LLS
WH4TS F1N1SHED SO F4R

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:05:24 UTC

NOT MUCH.
THAT WAS SORT OF MY FIRST PRIORITY.
BUT I'VE BEEN COMING UP WITH A LAYOUT IN MY HEAD I'M PRETTY SURE WILL WORK.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:07:32 UTC

OH Y34H?
WH4T 1S 1T

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:12:49 UTC

I'M THINKING WITH HOW WIDE THIS PLACE IS.
WE CAN MAKE IT THREE FLOORS TALL.
AND HAVE FOUR RECUPERACOON ROOMS PER FLOOR.
TAVROS, GAMZEE, SOLLUX, AND FEFERI ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR.
ME, YOU, KANAYA, AND NEPETA ON THE MIDDLE.
AND EQUIUS, ERIDAN, ARADIA, AND VRISKA WHEN SHE FINALLY GETS HERE ON THE TOP.
THAT WAY, TAVROS DOESN'T SPEND EVERY WAKING HOUR FALLING DOWN STAIRS, AND IS KEPT WELL AWAY FROM THE HUGE BITCH.
GAMZEE IS PROBABLY TOO STONED TO NAVIGATE STAIRS TOO, SO WE KEEP HIM AT THE BOTTOM.
EQUIUS AND ARADIA ARE KEPT TOGETHER SO THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR FUCKED UP ROMANCE.
ARE THEY RED OR BLACK, ANYWAY?
FUCK, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THEY'RE ALSO KEPT UP WITH VRISKA TO KEEP HER IN LINE.
AND VRISKA AND ERIDAN ARE KEPT WITH THEM TO KEEP EQUIUS' STUPID PICTURES OFF THE WALLS WE'LL HAVE TO SEE.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:16:41 UTC

TH4T DO3SNT SOUND H4LF B4D
BUT WH4T 4BOUT TH3 34RTH K1DS
1 DONT TH1NK 4NY OF TH3M H4V3 PL4C3S TO ST4Y
M4Y 4S W3LL K33P TH3M N34RBY SO W3 C4N K33P 4N 3Y3 ON TH3M R1GHT?

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:17:27 UTC

WHAT.
YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THEM?!

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