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Hi, you've reached Sir Alanna of Trebond and Olau. I am currently not on Earth. Please, leave a message, and I'll do my best to contact you when I return to somewhere that has phone access.
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[ooc: In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game [info]fandomhigh, for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content. The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image.]