i remember when i went to the prom: it was on a boat. went with my friends. haha, now that i remember, one of my friends, he's a jackass (just like me and my other friends) and he was 3rd runner up senior prom king. it was funny 'cause he was least likely to be chosen. the prom king was some guy named Paul Grosse. or gross. for 2 minutes people were like "who the fuck is paul gross?" then he comes out of nowhere "i am! i am paul gross!" and then he was paul gross the senior prom king.
here's a picture of my friend being 3rd runner up prom king. he was all over the 3rd runner up prom queen. and i was all up on him taking bad pictures of him.
it was fun on the boat. the after party was on a jet. and we partied like it was 1929! and then we went to a strip joint! and raided the strip joint! later, we sailed on another ship and plundered most of the caribbean! and then we found a lost inca treasure! argh, the crew was quite happy with their portion of the gold. later, we sailed back home and married the governor of the united states' daughter, yes all of us married her. i then retired from privateering at the age of 17. years later, i was declared king's advisor, went crazy and set the country on fire.
so who is the person who asked you to the prom? was it brad farnsworth, the football team's star quarterback!? how dreamy! or was it steve rogers, honor roll student and head of the chess team? was it both?!
here's a picture of my friend being 3rd runner up prom king. he was all over the 3rd runner up prom queen. and i was all up on him taking bad pictures of him.
it was fun on the boat. the after party was on a jet. and we partied like it was 1929! and then we went to a strip joint! and raided the strip joint! later, we sailed on another ship and plundered most of the caribbean! and then we found a lost inca treasure! argh, the crew was quite happy with their portion of the gold. later, we sailed back home and married the governor of the united states' daughter, yes all of us married her. i then retired from privateering at the age of 17. years later, i was declared king's advisor, went crazy and set the country on fire.
so who is the person who asked you to the prom? was it brad farnsworth, the football team's star quarterback!? how dreamy! or was it steve rogers, honor roll student and head of the chess team? was it both?!
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