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[threeswordsoul]

[Sometime by the fountain this morning, this song is blaring at top volume from a journal spread open on the fountain's edge.

Also present is one Roronoa Zoro, who is.....dancing along like a grumpy, jig-happy bunny, his swords swinging at his hip as he bop, bop, bops along to the dangerously catchy tune.

...No, he has no idea how this happened,

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[This is Sanji.

This is Sanji walking through town, minding his own business, avoiding the crew - you know, the usual shit when Luceti's giving him a hard time.]

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[This is now Sanji staring because he...

doesn't know what he's looking at.]

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[Glancing over his shoulder]

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[Now back at the fountain.

Brb, processing.]

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[... Holy shit.]

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[HOLY SHIT.]

Done

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[That, Zoro? Is the sound of your dignity being kicked out the window. Sanji can't even support himself any longer.

Excuse him as he demonstrates the meaning of ROFL.

He'll notice you in a moment, Nami. Gotta mock the shithead first]

1/4

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[And in the face of you cracking up Zoro holds himself together for all of three seconds-BOP BOP BOP-ignore him ignore him ignore him-BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE-you pounding the ground doesn't bother him AT ALL-]

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[---]

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[---!!!]

4/4 done

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[---PUCE SHOOTING UP HIS FACE LIKE THE MERCURY IN A THERMOMETER DROPPED IN BOILING WATER-STEEEEEAAAAAAM]

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SHITTY COOK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[...Just as soon as he gets done dancing. D8<]

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[SORRY, WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING? SANJI CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE SOUND OF YOU GETTIN' JIGGY WITH IT.

But alright, he's done laughing, he swears. Look! Sanji's even on his feet now, brushing the dirt off his pants, glancing up at Zoro while still chu--

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff.]

O-oh don't mind me! [He is a mess of chuckles, now bopping his head to the music] That's some shitty talent you've got the--- [Oh god, he can't do this. His sides, they ache. Someone save him]

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[>8|||

It is not easy to do the Caramelldansen dance on one foot, noooo sir, not to mention how godfucking ridiculous it looks, especially as Zoro is hopping toward you at the same time-HOP HOP, WIGGLE WIGGLE-but the swordsman is ludicrous massively skilled and coordinated and pissed off motivated, so that is exactly what he's doing in order to plant the other foot in your face.]

EAT SHIT AND DIE!

Damn you Cam I can't breathe 1/4

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[aklsjdf;kasdflsdjkf;shdiofhdijf;

Congratulations, Zoro. Sanji is crawling away from your enraged foot because he's laughing so hard. He can't breathe, let alone answer. He's going to die mocking you, and while he'd really prefer to skip the dying part, every second is so worth it.]

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[Climbing to his feet again with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. It's his birthday, isn't it? Luceti fast-forwarded to March and didn't inform him.]

That's not how you ask for a dance partner, Marimo. [mock mock mock needle needle needle hands raising his hands to his head while he --]

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