'somewhere against your anatomy,' blaine/kurt nc-17 (AU)

[threepwillow]

BEHOLD, THE FIC THAT HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF. jesus christ.

Yes, this is repo!AU Kurt/Blaine. No, I don't fucking know. But eh.

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[sarinmorphine]

DUDE DUDE I TOTALLY SAW IT COMING AND WAS STILL ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT TOO I WAS LIKE

DYING

[threepwillow]

I just...idek what to say right now ♥♥♥

this fic and I have been having a WAR since several days before Christmas and I just...so much of me is in this thing for some reason and the fact that it actually parsed over to other people instead of just being ME being ridiculous and self-indulgent is just so wonderful, I can't even....words

thank you. ♥

[sarinmorphine]

i cannot find words

anywhere

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oh my fucking wizard grilled dwarf on the dark side of the moon

*throws self to ground and starts frantically kowtowing*

I AM NOT WORTHY I AM NOT WORTHY

[sarinmorphine]

also

*lip wibble* I RP Tina. And oh, wow, haha, situational irony.

Just. I can't. I really just can't. You are the epitome of perfection. I adore you. I worship you now. I'm probably embarrassing myself here but idfc anyway.

[threepwillow]

:( sorry Tina! awww.

NO BUT REALLY, I AM NOT WORTHY OF ALL THESE LOVELY THINGS PEOPLE ARE SAYING askjdlfakjsdhf ♥

[sarinmorphine]

No, I don't think you understand - it's like... I read classic literature for fun. I considered learning German so I could read Hesse in original German. My favorite book is The Awakening. Literature is my life and this is easily the best fanfiction I have ever read from a literary standpoint. You manage to portray the original source well and yet at the same time take it even further. You foreshadow, you use symbolism, you have wonderful descriptive language and your metaphors and similes are fantastic and I swear if I had more time in my life I would write a five paragraph essay on your fic.

[bluerosefairy]

Oh my good and fluffy Lord, this is fucking amazing. Kurt's father as a Repo Man, Santana as a Graverobber, Sue as a Doctor, Brittany and Blaine as Z-freaks, guh, everything is so hideously perfect. Kurt and his skin graft is just horrifying, and I knew Burt would come for Blaine, but the heart swap (with the Shilo backstory, augh) is even worse. That last line is a killer, no pun intended.

[threepwillow]

hahaha if I'm honest, my sudden vision of BURT IS A REPO MAN SANTANA IS A GRAVEROBBER is what sent me over the edge into actually committing to this as a fic. And I'm glad you liked the Shilo namedrop! ♥ thanks so much, really.

[mothergoddamn]

WAY BETTER THAN THE FILM.

I'm serious. I hated that film and actually didn't realise this was a crossover (it's 3am-I may have skimmed the summary). But this was...I was RUNNING THROUGH IT, HAND TO LIPS, DESPERATE TO KNOW HOW IT ENDED.

Gorgeous, haunting and dark. Brilliant. Especially kudos on that last line!

[threepwillow]

I adore this film, in the giantest guilty-pleasure way possible (the construction of the movie itself is ehhhh but the music dear god). But I am glad to know I pushed past your hatred, or whatever! makes me feel so cool *_____*

so like...thanks. ♥♥

[burntheghosts]

KASDGHADGIHDKJSH REPO REPO REPO OHMYGOSH.
I cannot encompass my love for this in mere words.
I honestly, truly, can't.
Butbutbut, so so so so so so (times infintity) beautiful and amazing and so emotional and so well written, and the quiet desperation of it all just kills me.
So good. Great. Spectacular.
I think you are my favorite, like, ever.

[threepwillow]

sdkjhfalskjdf thank you! ♥♥♥