Document 0o1 [voice]
[The first minute or two of this transmission is contented with clacks and the sounds of metal and plastic scraping together. Techie over here is trying to dismantle the little palm pilot-ish thing. Some good it'll do him. Still, his voice can be heard through.]
Fascinating... this is so innovative. I wonder who made this.
[His voice soon becomes clearer.]
Erm... hello? I assume someone can hear me through this. I'm not entirely sure where I am, and it would be appreciated if someone could please explain and point me in the correct direction. I hope this isn't another one of Russia's 'vacation' spots. I know he was angry with us for the demonstration, but... he wouldn't lock me away, would he? Unless I was taken and we're all separated--
... Oh my. This could be much more serious than I first thought.
Fascinating... this is so innovative. I wonder who made this.
[His voice soon becomes clearer.]
Erm... hello? I assume someone can hear me through this. I'm not entirely sure where I am, and it would be appreciated if someone could please explain and point me in the correct direction. I hope this isn't another one of Russia's 'vacation' spots. I know he was angry with us for the demonstration, but... he wouldn't lock me away, would he? Unless I was taken and we're all separated--
... Oh my. This could be much more serious than I first thought.