the road to hell is full of left turns and unexpected bends.

[threeisbetter]

so there's this evangelical christian church near my house in hamilton,
sporting an ever-changing sign with words of wisdom from the god-fearing
to the heathen public (that's us).
today it says,

"Directions to Heaven:
1. Turn Right
2. Go Straight"

Hahahahahahahahahahah

guess i'll be seeing y'all in the fiery pits.