Random Conversation
Kwon Yuri is now online.
Jessica Jung is now online.
Seo Ju Hyun is now online.
Im Yoona is now online.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hi everyone!!!
How was your week-long break?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow, way to be conceited Sica.
sica_sama: Pot, meet kettle.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What? My username is the truth!
sica_sama: Whatever.
alligator_yoong: Annyeong hasaeyo, SoNyeoShiDae Yoona imnida!
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yoong, this isn’t a fanmeet.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Sorry, force of habit.
Seo Ju Hyun: It’s fine, Yoona-unnie. To answer your query, Yuri-unnie, my week has been fine. A little bland, I must admit, but fine.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Well, right now I’m in the most exciting place on earth.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww poor maknae. This is why you should watch something else other than Keroro! How about Hello Kitty?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Really? Where?
alligator_yoong: Disneyland?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Tokyo Dome?
Seo Ju Hyun: That pink furry cuteness and her occasionally interesting friends? I’d rather not.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sooyoung’s core?
sica_sama: Sorry, I meant second most exciting place on earth.
alligator_yoong: Disneyland?
ma_body_is_wonderland: You already guessed that.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Second? But you’re not with me right now… I give up.
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, please refrain from making such vulgar jokes.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sorry maknae.
sica_sama: Fine. I’m in the dorm right now.
alligator_yoong: That’s not an exciting place!
Seo Ju Hyun: Yes, I quite agree.
Sunny Lee is now online.
punch_my_aegyo:
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Any place where I can sleep is exciting in my book.
ma_body_is_wonderland: You didn’t go anywhere?
punch_my_aegyo:
sica_sama: My parents are on a holiday, and Krystal is with f(x).
alligator_yoong: ok.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
alligator_yoong:
Seo Ju Hyun: What seems to be the problem, Yoona-unnie?
alligator_yoong: I wish I actually had a week-long break like you guys.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hey look, someone just discovered emoticons on ym!
alligator_yoong: But no, instead I’m stuck on a shooting. Aaaagh
alligator_yoong: lol Yuri-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww, don’t worry I’ll be praying that Cinderella’s Baby sucks in the ratings game so there won’t be a sequel.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Plus Kyungsan is so stubborn, ack! The director tells him to laugh but he’s always crying.
Seo Ju Hyun: There, there Yoona-unnie. Don’t let the stress get to you; just think that in a few more weeks it’ll all be over.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sunny, seriously I love emoticons but stop spamming.
alligator_yoong: And I miss you guys.
Seo Ju Hyun: I miss you, too.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland:
Seo Ju Hyun: The others members, as well. Ehem.
punch_my_aegyo: Sorry everyone! This brat with me keeps clicking the damn emoticons while I was preparing milk.
alligator_yoong: How did Cinderella become pregnant, anyway? Is it because she didn’t return before twelve?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: No, it’s because she returned to the castle to get back her glass slippers and the prince requested for another ‘dance’. Set to the tune of Visual Dreams.
ma_body_is_wonderland: The ‘dance’ must’ve tired poor Cindy so much that she forgot why she came back to the castle in the first place. Hence the story of the prince searching for the girl who owned the glass slippers.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Who knew he was into one-night stands?
alligator_yoong: They should’ve used protection…
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, stop corrupting Yoona-unnie’s innocent mind for the love of God!
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sorry.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wait, milk? What are you doing right now, Sunny?
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Babysitting.
punch_my_aegyo: It’s Hyomin’s 5 year old cousin, before you ask.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why are you babysitting for Hyomin?
alligator_yoong: That’s lame.
punch_my_aegyo:
Gee, thanks Yoong.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: She called me cos she was going out on a date with Eunjung. I couldn’t say no.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow.
alligator_yoong: Wow.
Seo Ju Hyun: So noble.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland:
I’ll build a shrine of ma in honour of your unrequited love.
punch_my_aegyo: Shut up Yul.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: See, that’s why you should’ve jumped her bones when she was sticking to you like a leech back on our IY tapings.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Now you can do nothing but look from afar while Eunjung’s tapping dat ass.
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnie. How many times must I warn you…
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
Want me to unleash my aegyo here, Yul?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Okay fine, I’ll shut up now.
sica_sama: I’m bored. Hey Yuri, can I go borrow from your dvd collection?
ma_body_is_wonderland: DVD? What DVD?
Seo Ju Hyun: Where are the others? I thought we scheduled this conference on this time and date so everyone would be online at the same time.
alligator_yoong: Hmm, maybe the unnies are busy.
Seo Ju Hyun: Where is umma and appa?
alligator_yoong:
Seo Ju Hyun: What’s so funny, Yoona-unnie?
alligator_yoong: You just called Taeyeon-unnie and Tiffany-unnie ‘umma and appa’. That’s so cute.
sica_sama: Uh, these baseball dvds.
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Seo Ju Hyun: Ehem. So I did. I should probably stop reading Taeny posts online.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What what no Sica you can’t!!!
sica_sama: This is weird, I could swear Sooyoung owns the same dvds.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Well yeah, that’s cause Yuri and Sooyoung share ‘baseball’ dvds.
Tiffany Hwang is now online.
alligator_yoong: Well, speak of the devil.
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello appa.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Ah, er, Sica those dvds are off limits okay? Don’t touch them!!!
Fany: omg did Hyunnie just call me appa? That’s so sweet!
Fany: And I’m not a devil Yoong.
sica_sama: Why are you sharing dvds with my Soo? Do you wanna die?
sica_sama: On the other hand, I guess I’ll let you live another day.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: These baseball dvds are… educational.
Seo Ju Hyun: Educational? I didn’t know you like baseball, Jessica-unnie.
Fany: sjkafokjsnjsd
ma_body_is_wonderland:
punch_my_aegyo: Idiot. Lock them someplace else when we get back if you don’t like to share.
sica_sama: I don’t, Hyunnie.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Why did you keyboard smash, Tiffany-unnie?
Fany: Cos Hyunnie called me appa!
I just can’t right now.
Seo Ju Hyun: Appa, ‘I just can’t right now’ is not a proper sentence. What are you trying to say? And Jessica-unnie, if you don’t like baseball then why are you calling the dvds educational?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Uh, er… Stop asking questions maknae!
punch_my_aegyo: Seohyun, what you don’t know won’t hurt you.
alligator_yoong: Now I’m curious about those dvds. Can I also watch, Yuri-unnie?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Absolutely not!
Fany: urbandictionary.com
ma_body_is_wonderland: Ahem, anyway… Where’s Taengoo?
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Okay, I just clicked that website you shared appa. Are you trying to dumb down my vocabulary?
Fany: Taetae’s gone for a Win Win shoot, so I’m alone right now.
Fany: WTH? I’m not, Hyunnie!
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: WTH?
alligator_yoong: What The Hell. How can you read Taeny posts online without encountering memes?
Do you have some sort of a filter?
Seo Ju Hyun: I tend to erase useless information from my brain.
alligator_yoong: ah. I wish I could do that, too.
Seo Ju Hyun: I’ll gladly help if you want. All you need is to ask.
Fany: Yah Yoong, stop flirting with my daughter!
alligator_yoong: I’m not! I really want that, the amount of baseless rumors I hear, you have no idea.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Besides, it’s the maknae who’s actually trying to flirt.
Make your move already, Seohyun-ah.
alligator_yoong: Make a move? Do you have a crush, Seohyunnie?
Seo Ju Hyun: I DON’T.
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, do you want your baseball dvds to survive for the rest of the week? If yes, then shut your gob.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What? Yah! How dare you threaten your unnie?!
Fany: Ooh, Hyunnie’s growing up. *tear*
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Seohyun’s got a crush… wee
alligator_yoong: weeeeee
Fany: MTE Yoong.
alligator_yoong: *my thoughts exactly
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Thank you Yoona-unnie. Fany-unnie, stop with the ‘memes’. It makes you look incredibly unwise, if you didn’t know.
Fany: hdu I’m not being stupid! Plus if I am then how would that explain you? You’re my child
Seo Ju Hyun: I said unwise, not stupid.
Seo Ju Hyun: And pretending for a moment that you are my biological father, didn’t you know that 60% of a child’s intellect comes from the mother?
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: *how dare you
ma_body_is_wonderland: lololol Fany got pwned
punch_my_aegyo: Seohyun, unwise is just a fancy term for stupid.
Fany: Sure, Hyunnie, be like that. I’ll just throw away these sweet potatoes we bought for you.
sica_sama: …
Kim Taeyeon is now online.
Seo Ju Hyun: All right, all right. I apologize for wounding your self-worth, appa.
Seo Ju Hyun: DON’T THROW AWAY THE GOGUMAS.
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Guys!!!
alligator_yoong: Taeyeon-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hi Taengoo!
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello umma.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Yo wassup.
gummy_taeng: How are you guys? I miss you! Are you eating properly? Taking baths on time? Sleeping 8 hours a day?
punch_my_aegyo: geez stop being such a mother hen.
ma_body_is_wonderland: I think the only person you need to be worried about not taking a bath is Fany-ah.
Fany: YAH!
alligator_yoong:
Fany: Taetae is the shooting over? Why are you online?
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: brb my scene’s about to come up now
alligator_yoong: oops I meant be right back
Seo Ju Hyun: Take care Yoona-unnie.
gummy_taeng: Uh, yeah. I’m on my way back.
sica_sama: …
Fany:
sica_sama: Seohyun, stop actin
ma_body_is_wonderland: ?
punch_my_aegyo: ?
Seo Ju Hyun: ‘Stop acting’?
sica_sama: Oh, I had a long sermon prepared but I accidentally hit enter… nevermind too lazy to type.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Why do I feel like your sermon’s got something to do with Yoona?
ma_body_is_wonderland: ah.
sica_sama: Cos it does?
Seo Ju Hyun: What about Yoona-unnie?
punch_my_aegyo: Seriously, Seohyun?
Either you’re acting coy or crushing on our alligator made you dense too.
Fany: Wait. Taengoo if you’re on your way back how are you able to chat? The car isn’t wifi ready lol
sica_sama: …
sica_sama:…
Seo Ju Hyun: I ALREADY CLARIFIED THAT I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH.
Seo Ju Hyun: STOP.
ma_body_is_wonderland: sure, and the moon is square.
punch_my_aegyo: and I’m the tallest member.
Seo Ju Hyun: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sunny don’t bring your wish into the discussion.
punch_my_aegyo:
jason_its_my_turn: Aha! Hey Taeyeon, stop chatting and wasting time.
Seo Ju Hyun: Jason? Who’s Jason?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Nugu…?
punch_my_aegyo: Either someone just finished watching Dream High, or the chat is hacked.
Fany: wait what is the meaning of this
sica_sama: …
Fany: Kim Taeyeon!!
gummy_taeng: uh, hehe, lemme explain Fany
ok_troll: It worked
Sorry, Taeyeon was taking too much time that I had to barge into your chat
Seo Ju Hyun: Who are these unknown entities disrupting our online confabulation.
sica_sama: dun dun dun dun
sica_sama: …
jason_its_my_turn: Come out of the bedroom, Tae! Time’s ticking.
Fany: Bedroom?! Taetae waylt
Fany: What the hell?!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: *what are you listening to (since Yoona’s not here to translate)
gummy_taeng: No I said I’m on my way
ma_body_is_wonderland: This chat suddenly got entertaining.
punch_my_aegyo: As if you weren’t having enough fun already…
ok_troll: @punch_my_aegyo Yeah I hacked into your chat. Ain’t I amazing?
Seo Ju Hyun: You mean, ‘Am I not amazing? Or ‘I’m amazing, aren’t I?’. Because 'ain’t' is not a proper word.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: How’d you do it?
ok_troll: I connected my laptop to Woo’s pc, and… Maybe I’ll just pm you.
punch_my_aegyo: cool
ok_troll: I didn’t know Seohyun is a grammar nazi.
Seo Ju Hyun: I’m not.
sica_sama: …
jason_its_my_turn: Yeah Taeyeon-ah, on your way out.
Or do you want to do it in the bedroom instead? The sofa too small for you?
Fany: Oh my god Taetae are you cheating on me?
Fany: WAE
gummy_taeng: No I’m not!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: This is some epic shizz right here.
Seo Ju Hyun: Suddenly I’m tempted to leak this over the Taeny forums. Oh, the heartbreak!
punch_my_aegyo: How come I’m asking hacking tips from a nugu, anyway
ok_troll: Duh, jason_its_my_turn is so Wooyoung. Don’t you get it?
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Ah. So Taeng is doing something with Woo?
Fany:
Fany:
ok_troll: Yeah. I would’ve joined but Woo gets a little too excited with the buttons… It’s not a pretty sight.
Fany: omg stop stop I don’t want to read
gummy_taeng: Fany-ah, it’s not what you think! We’re just going to play for a while
sica_sama: …
Fany: Play?!
ok_troll: Yup. Hey Taeyeon don’t break Woo’s joystick! I don’t want to hear him nagging for a week.
gummy_taeng: How do i…
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Whew. That ought to shut Taecyeon up.
sica_sama: …
Fany: Wae did you lie?
Fany: About going home?
gummy_taeng: I didn’t! I was supposed to be home but they invited me over for COD.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: COD?! Agh if only I wasn’t babysitting…
gummy_taeng: Don’t be jealous please
Fany: IDEK what to say right now.
Fany: I want a divorce.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: *I don’t even know
gummy_taeng: Fany-ah we’re just going to play
gummy_taeng: And we’re not married.
sica_sama: …
Fany: Then we won’t get married, ever!
Fany: Hyunnie you no longer have an umma from this day on!
gummy_taeng: Hey! Don’t decide our child’s custody in a chat!
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: This is getting ridiculous. Let’s talk later.
Kim Taeyeon is now offline.
Fany: WTF? Taengoo how dare you go offline!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland:
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Uhh… I don’t think I’ll explain ‘wtf’.
Seo Ju Hyun: Should I dabble in some fanfiction? This might be a hit.
ma_body_is_wonderland: lol Seohyun you keep censoring me earlier and yet you can tolerate fanfics. Are you for real?
Seo Ju Hyun: Not all fanfiction have sex in it, Yuri-unnie.
ma_body_is_wonderland: o rly?
Fany:
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Fany:
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Fany:
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Fany:
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Fany: Jess stop interrupting my posts!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Whatever.
alligator_yoong: I’m back!
Wait I’ll back read some posts.
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello Yoona-unnie. The chat became crazy when you disappeared.
Tiffany Hwang is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Seohyun-ah, what is this talk about you having a crush on an alligator? Do we have a pet alligator?
Seo Ju Hyun: No.
ma_body_is_wonderland: roflmao Yoong you make it sound as if maknae’s into bestiality… HAHAHAHA!
alligator_yoong: Oh no, I didn’t mean it that way. I’m sorry.
alligator_yoong: Unless you ARE into… that.
Seo Ju Hyun:
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow, did maknae really just use her first emoticon?
alligator_yoong:
alligator_yoong: Cuuuuuute.
Seo Ju Hyun: Why do I feel so highly embarrassed by what I did?
Choi Sooyoung is now online.
sica_sama: Finally! I’ve been waiting for 2,070 seconds, Sooyoungie!
punch_my_aegyo: You were counting from the start? ._.
sica_sama: That’s what the … are for.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Oh.
alligator_yoong: Oh.
punch_my_aegyo: Oh.
Seo Ju Hyun: Oppareul saranghae?
punch_my_aegyo: ba dum tssh!
shikshinsoo: Sorry Sica, the wine tour guide was so strict.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Omona! Seohyun you did not just make a joke!
Seo Ju Hyun: Sorry.
alligator_yoong:
alligator_yoong: I bet you always tell Jung Yonghwa-sshi those words, Seohyun.
alligator_yoong: weee
sica_sama: Hmph. Come back already, please? I feel so lonely.
sica_sama: I miss you.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww.
shikshinsoo: I’ll just finish this vineyard tour, promise. It’s a rare event so I couldn’t pass up on it.
sica_sama: Okay.
sica_sama: By the way, I like your baseball dvds.
shikshinsoo: Kwon Yuri, I told you to hide those!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland: ><
alligator_yoong: Those dvds again.
ma_body_is_wonderland: I hid them in my room ok! I don’t even know how your girlfriend knew where I placed them.
sica_sama: That’s what happens when I have the dorm to myself. Hey, did you know I saw some chains in Fany’s things.
ma_body_is_wonderland: o_o
alligator_yoong: o_o
Seo Ju Hyun: I never did, Yoona-unnie. You can’t just throw around such impactful words so carelessly.
punch_my_aegyo: Nah, ‘saranghae’ is not really that special. It’s the feelings behind the words that matter.
Seo Ju Hyun: Well yes, I’d agree but without it, how can you proclaim your emotions? Actions can only take you so far.
punch_my_aegyo: Invent another word?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sigh, you two fools in love.
alligator_yoong: In love? Hyunnie? I thought you didn’t have a crush.
alligator_yoong: awww
alligator_yoong: with whom?
alligator_yoong: Yonghwa-sshi?
shikshinsoo: Really? Hey Sica, I did a bit of research on foods that will help increase your stamina.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yeah she doesn’t have a crush cos she’s in luuuurve. Don't you get it?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Do you want a hint, Yoong?
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie…
sica_sama: Why are you telling me?
alligator_yoong: Wait you already said you never told him… Uh, Jinwoon-sshi?
shikshinsoo: Because the fans are already noticing your lacklustre performances.
punch_my_aegyo: Ugh, bye guys, I need to make this brat take a bath.
alligator_yoong: Bye.
Sunny Lee is now offline.
sica_sama: It’s not my fault; you always sneak into my room at night.
Seo Ju Hyun: No, Yoona-unnie.
alligator_yoong: Keroro? But you’re too old for him
shikshinsoo: Well it’s not my fault that you’re always wearing that special nightgown before you sleep.
Seo Ju Hyun: One can never be too old for Keroro, okay.
sica_sama: And it’s not my fault that you’re always making me ask for more.
shikshinsoo: I can’t help that I have skilled fingers, okay? ;)
sica_sama: Yeah but you don’t have to be so rough.
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnies…
ma_body_is_wonderland: TMI.
alligator_yoong: *too much information
alligator_yoong: Ah so all the while you were talking about Keroro?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why the sadface, Yoong?
sica_sama: Sorry Seohyun.
shikshinsoo: Sorry Seohyun.
shikshinsoo: Oh crap, the tour guide saw me typing. Now he’s approaching. BRB (hopefully)
sica_sama:
alligator_yoong: Because... I can’t guess correctly.
ma_body_is_wonderland: It’s not Keroro. Or should I say it’s not just Keroro?
alligator_yoong: Don’t be sad Sica-unnie.
sica_sama: I wanna sleep.
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, you never told us what you did in your break.
alligator_yoong: Yeah!
ma_body_is_wonderland: I’m exercising cos I think I’m beginning to look fat.
alligator_yoong: lol If you’re fat then most people in the world are hippopotamuses.
Seo Ju Hyun: I concur.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Maknae I see you trying to change topic
ma_body_is_wonderland: kekeke
alligator_yoong: I really can’t guess… Give me the clue already Yuri-unnie. Please?
sica_sama: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
ma_body_is_wonderland: Uh, Sica?
sica_sama: hi guyz dis is hyo
Seo Ju Hyun: ?
alligator_yoong: ?
*BUZZ!*
ma_body_is_wonderland: are you trolling?
sica_sama: no im rly hyo. Sica fell zzzz on d keybord
alligator_yoong: Ah. Hello Hyoyeon-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why are you in the dorm?
sica_sama: jus cme bck frm break…
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnie, type properly, please?
sica_sama: sry seo is hrd 2 type and carry a slping prson at d sme time.
sica_sama: anyways ill sleep wd sica now cos I’m tired frm d flight. Bye
shikshinsoo: Okay the tour is over.
shikshinsoo: Hyoyeon, that wasn’t funny.
Jessica Jung is now offline.
shikshinsoo: What the
shikshinsoo:
Seo Ju Hyun: She didn’t mean it that way, for goodness’ sake.
Choi Sooyoung is now offline.
alligator_yoong: …ok.
ma_body_is_wonderland: How come they all left already?
alligator_yoong: I know right.
alligator_yoong: The clue?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Let’s start with u.
Seo Ju Hyun: I guess you didn’t really care for those dvds. I’ll be back at the dorm tomorrow.
alligator_yoong: U? As in the letter?
alligator_yoong: Wait, I don’t know anyone who’s name starts with U. ._.
alligator_yoong: Is it an object? O_o
ma_body_is_wonderland: What no you can’t Sooyoung will kill me if you harm the dvds!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland: fine fine I’m outta here.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yoong you are the densest person I have ever met.
Kwon Yuri is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Uh… Hyunnie?
Seo Ju Hyun: Yoona-unnie, why are you so insistent on finding out?
alligator_yoong: I don’t know. I just feel so left out.
alligator_yoong: I’m always off doing some solo projects while you guys get to talk to each other about… a lot of things.
alligator_yoong: Sorry.
Seo Ju Hyun: I see.
Seo Ju Hyun: This is such a trivial venue to express my feelings, though.
Seo Ju Hyun: Never mind. I hope this will be enough to clear your worries.
Seo Ju Hyun: Saranghamnida, Yoona-unnie.
alligator_yoong: awwwwww
alligator_yoong: I love you too Hyunnie!!!
Seo Ju Hyun: Excuse me?
Seo Ju Hyun: Is that your earnest confession, as well? I am not merely hallucinating?
alligator_yoong: Yup. I love you and all the other members~
alligator_yoong: But I still don’t know who your mystery person is.
Seo Ju Hyun: …
Seo Ju Hyun is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Hyunnie?
alligator_yoong: Yah, Seohyun-ah!
alligator_yoong:
Im Yoona is now offline.
Note: This was supposed to be funny but I realize that ideas take a left turn when you're in the midst of writing, so... it came out like this. I wish I can write a decent crackfic someday.
Jessica Jung is now online.
Seo Ju Hyun is now online.
Im Yoona is now online.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hi everyone!!!
How was your week-long break?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow, way to be conceited Sica.
sica_sama: Pot, meet kettle.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What? My username is the truth!
sica_sama: Whatever.
alligator_yoong: Annyeong hasaeyo, SoNyeoShiDae Yoona imnida!
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yoong, this isn’t a fanmeet.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Sorry, force of habit.
Seo Ju Hyun: It’s fine, Yoona-unnie. To answer your query, Yuri-unnie, my week has been fine. A little bland, I must admit, but fine.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Well, right now I’m in the most exciting place on earth.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww poor maknae. This is why you should watch something else other than Keroro! How about Hello Kitty?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Really? Where?
alligator_yoong: Disneyland?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Tokyo Dome?
Seo Ju Hyun: That pink furry cuteness and her occasionally interesting friends? I’d rather not.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sooyoung’s core?
sica_sama: Sorry, I meant second most exciting place on earth.
alligator_yoong: Disneyland?
ma_body_is_wonderland: You already guessed that.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Second? But you’re not with me right now… I give up.
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, please refrain from making such vulgar jokes.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sorry maknae.
sica_sama: Fine. I’m in the dorm right now.
alligator_yoong: That’s not an exciting place!
Seo Ju Hyun: Yes, I quite agree.
Sunny Lee is now online.
punch_my_aegyo:
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Any place where I can sleep is exciting in my book.
ma_body_is_wonderland: You didn’t go anywhere?
punch_my_aegyo:
sica_sama: My parents are on a holiday, and Krystal is with f(x).
alligator_yoong: ok.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
alligator_yoong:
Seo Ju Hyun: What seems to be the problem, Yoona-unnie?
alligator_yoong: I wish I actually had a week-long break like you guys.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hey look, someone just discovered emoticons on ym!
alligator_yoong: But no, instead I’m stuck on a shooting. Aaaagh
alligator_yoong: lol Yuri-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww, don’t worry I’ll be praying that Cinderella’s Baby sucks in the ratings game so there won’t be a sequel.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Plus Kyungsan is so stubborn, ack! The director tells him to laugh but he’s always crying.
Seo Ju Hyun: There, there Yoona-unnie. Don’t let the stress get to you; just think that in a few more weeks it’ll all be over.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sunny, seriously I love emoticons but stop spamming.
alligator_yoong: And I miss you guys.
Seo Ju Hyun: I miss you, too.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland:
Seo Ju Hyun: The others members, as well. Ehem.
punch_my_aegyo: Sorry everyone! This brat with me keeps clicking the damn emoticons while I was preparing milk.
alligator_yoong: How did Cinderella become pregnant, anyway? Is it because she didn’t return before twelve?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: No, it’s because she returned to the castle to get back her glass slippers and the prince requested for another ‘dance’. Set to the tune of Visual Dreams.
ma_body_is_wonderland: The ‘dance’ must’ve tired poor Cindy so much that she forgot why she came back to the castle in the first place. Hence the story of the prince searching for the girl who owned the glass slippers.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Who knew he was into one-night stands?
alligator_yoong: They should’ve used protection…
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, stop corrupting Yoona-unnie’s innocent mind for the love of God!
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sorry.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wait, milk? What are you doing right now, Sunny?
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Babysitting.
punch_my_aegyo: It’s Hyomin’s 5 year old cousin, before you ask.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why are you babysitting for Hyomin?
alligator_yoong: That’s lame.
punch_my_aegyo:
Gee, thanks Yoong.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: She called me cos she was going out on a date with Eunjung. I couldn’t say no.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow.
alligator_yoong: Wow.
Seo Ju Hyun: So noble.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland:
I’ll build a shrine of ma in honour of your unrequited love.
punch_my_aegyo: Shut up Yul.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: See, that’s why you should’ve jumped her bones when she was sticking to you like a leech back on our IY tapings.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Now you can do nothing but look from afar while Eunjung’s tapping dat ass.
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnie. How many times must I warn you…
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo:
Want me to unleash my aegyo here, Yul?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Okay fine, I’ll shut up now.
sica_sama: I’m bored. Hey Yuri, can I go borrow from your dvd collection?
ma_body_is_wonderland: DVD? What DVD?
Seo Ju Hyun: Where are the others? I thought we scheduled this conference on this time and date so everyone would be online at the same time.
alligator_yoong: Hmm, maybe the unnies are busy.
Seo Ju Hyun: Where is umma and appa?
alligator_yoong:
Seo Ju Hyun: What’s so funny, Yoona-unnie?
alligator_yoong: You just called Taeyeon-unnie and Tiffany-unnie ‘umma and appa’. That’s so cute.
sica_sama: Uh, these baseball dvds.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Ehem. So I did. I should probably stop reading Taeny posts online.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What what no Sica you can’t!!!
sica_sama: This is weird, I could swear Sooyoung owns the same dvds.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Well yeah, that’s cause Yuri and Sooyoung share ‘baseball’ dvds.
Tiffany Hwang is now online.
alligator_yoong: Well, speak of the devil.
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello appa.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Ah, er, Sica those dvds are off limits okay? Don’t touch them!!!
Fany: omg did Hyunnie just call me appa? That’s so sweet!
Fany: And I’m not a devil Yoong.
sica_sama: Why are you sharing dvds with my Soo? Do you wanna die?
sica_sama: On the other hand, I guess I’ll let you live another day.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: These baseball dvds are… educational.
Seo Ju Hyun: Educational? I didn’t know you like baseball, Jessica-unnie.
Fany: sjkafokjsnjsd
ma_body_is_wonderland:
punch_my_aegyo: Idiot. Lock them someplace else when we get back if you don’t like to share.
sica_sama: I don’t, Hyunnie.
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Why did you keyboard smash, Tiffany-unnie?
Fany: Cos Hyunnie called me appa!
I just can’t right now.
Seo Ju Hyun: Appa, ‘I just can’t right now’ is not a proper sentence. What are you trying to say? And Jessica-unnie, if you don’t like baseball then why are you calling the dvds educational?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Uh, er… Stop asking questions maknae!
punch_my_aegyo: Seohyun, what you don’t know won’t hurt you.
alligator_yoong: Now I’m curious about those dvds. Can I also watch, Yuri-unnie?
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Absolutely not!
Fany: urbandictionary.com
ma_body_is_wonderland: Ahem, anyway… Where’s Taengoo?
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Okay, I just clicked that website you shared appa. Are you trying to dumb down my vocabulary?
Fany: Taetae’s gone for a Win Win shoot, so I’m alone right now.
Fany: WTH? I’m not, Hyunnie!
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: WTH?
alligator_yoong: What The Hell. How can you read Taeny posts online without encountering memes?
Do you have some sort of a filter?
Seo Ju Hyun: I tend to erase useless information from my brain.
alligator_yoong: ah. I wish I could do that, too.
Seo Ju Hyun: I’ll gladly help if you want. All you need is to ask.
Fany: Yah Yoong, stop flirting with my daughter!
alligator_yoong: I’m not! I really want that, the amount of baseless rumors I hear, you have no idea.
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Besides, it’s the maknae who’s actually trying to flirt.
Make your move already, Seohyun-ah.
alligator_yoong: Make a move? Do you have a crush, Seohyunnie?
Seo Ju Hyun: I DON’T.
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, do you want your baseball dvds to survive for the rest of the week? If yes, then shut your gob.
ma_body_is_wonderland: What? Yah! How dare you threaten your unnie?!
Fany: Ooh, Hyunnie’s growing up. *tear*
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: Seohyun’s got a crush… wee
alligator_yoong: weeeeee
Fany: MTE Yoong.
alligator_yoong: *my thoughts exactly
sica_sama: …
Seo Ju Hyun: Thank you Yoona-unnie. Fany-unnie, stop with the ‘memes’. It makes you look incredibly unwise, if you didn’t know.
Fany: hdu I’m not being stupid! Plus if I am then how would that explain you? You’re my child
Seo Ju Hyun: I said unwise, not stupid.
Seo Ju Hyun: And pretending for a moment that you are my biological father, didn’t you know that 60% of a child’s intellect comes from the mother?
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: *how dare you
ma_body_is_wonderland: lololol Fany got pwned
punch_my_aegyo: Seohyun, unwise is just a fancy term for stupid.
Fany: Sure, Hyunnie, be like that. I’ll just throw away these sweet potatoes we bought for you.
sica_sama: …
Kim Taeyeon is now online.
Seo Ju Hyun: All right, all right. I apologize for wounding your self-worth, appa.
Seo Ju Hyun: DON’T THROW AWAY THE GOGUMAS.
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Guys!!!
alligator_yoong: Taeyeon-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Hi Taengoo!
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello umma.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Yo wassup.
gummy_taeng: How are you guys? I miss you! Are you eating properly? Taking baths on time? Sleeping 8 hours a day?
punch_my_aegyo: geez stop being such a mother hen.
ma_body_is_wonderland: I think the only person you need to be worried about not taking a bath is Fany-ah.
Fany: YAH!
alligator_yoong:
Fany: Taetae is the shooting over? Why are you online?
sica_sama: …
alligator_yoong: brb my scene’s about to come up now
alligator_yoong: oops I meant be right back
Seo Ju Hyun: Take care Yoona-unnie.
gummy_taeng: Uh, yeah. I’m on my way back.
sica_sama: …
Fany:
sica_sama: Seohyun, stop actin
ma_body_is_wonderland: ?
punch_my_aegyo: ?
Seo Ju Hyun: ‘Stop acting’?
sica_sama: Oh, I had a long sermon prepared but I accidentally hit enter… nevermind too lazy to type.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Why do I feel like your sermon’s got something to do with Yoona?
ma_body_is_wonderland: ah.
sica_sama: Cos it does?
Seo Ju Hyun: What about Yoona-unnie?
punch_my_aegyo: Seriously, Seohyun?
Either you’re acting coy or crushing on our alligator made you dense too.
Fany: Wait. Taengoo if you’re on your way back how are you able to chat? The car isn’t wifi ready lol
sica_sama: …
sica_sama:…
Seo Ju Hyun: I ALREADY CLARIFIED THAT I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH.
Seo Ju Hyun: STOP.
ma_body_is_wonderland: sure, and the moon is square.
punch_my_aegyo: and I’m the tallest member.
Seo Ju Hyun: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sunny don’t bring your wish into the discussion.
punch_my_aegyo:
jason_its_my_turn: Aha! Hey Taeyeon, stop chatting and wasting time.
Seo Ju Hyun: Jason? Who’s Jason?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Nugu…?
punch_my_aegyo: Either someone just finished watching Dream High, or the chat is hacked.
Fany: wait what is the meaning of this
sica_sama: …
Fany: Kim Taeyeon!!
gummy_taeng: uh, hehe, lemme explain Fany
ok_troll: It worked
Sorry, Taeyeon was taking too much time that I had to barge into your chat
Seo Ju Hyun: Who are these unknown entities disrupting our online confabulation.
sica_sama: dun dun dun dun
sica_sama: …
jason_its_my_turn: Come out of the bedroom, Tae! Time’s ticking.
Fany: Bedroom?! Taetae waylt
Fany: What the hell?!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: *what are you listening to (since Yoona’s not here to translate)
gummy_taeng: No I said I’m on my way
ma_body_is_wonderland: This chat suddenly got entertaining.
punch_my_aegyo: As if you weren’t having enough fun already…
ok_troll: @punch_my_aegyo Yeah I hacked into your chat. Ain’t I amazing?
Seo Ju Hyun: You mean, ‘Am I not amazing? Or ‘I’m amazing, aren’t I?’. Because 'ain’t' is not a proper word.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: How’d you do it?
ok_troll: I connected my laptop to Woo’s pc, and… Maybe I’ll just pm you.
punch_my_aegyo: cool
ok_troll: I didn’t know Seohyun is a grammar nazi.
Seo Ju Hyun: I’m not.
sica_sama: …
jason_its_my_turn: Yeah Taeyeon-ah, on your way out.
Or do you want to do it in the bedroom instead? The sofa too small for you?
Fany: Oh my god Taetae are you cheating on me?
Fany: WAE
gummy_taeng: No I’m not!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: This is some epic shizz right here.
Seo Ju Hyun: Suddenly I’m tempted to leak this over the Taeny forums. Oh, the heartbreak!
punch_my_aegyo: How come I’m asking hacking tips from a nugu, anyway
ok_troll: Duh, jason_its_my_turn is so Wooyoung. Don’t you get it?
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: Ah. So Taeng is doing something with Woo?
Fany:
Fany:
ok_troll: Yeah. I would’ve joined but Woo gets a little too excited with the buttons… It’s not a pretty sight.
Fany: omg stop stop I don’t want to read
gummy_taeng: Fany-ah, it’s not what you think! We’re just going to play for a while
sica_sama: …
Fany: Play?!
ok_troll: Yup. Hey Taeyeon don’t break Woo’s joystick! I don’t want to hear him nagging for a week.
gummy_taeng: How do i…
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: Whew. That ought to shut Taecyeon up.
sica_sama: …
Fany: Wae did you lie?
Fany: About going home?
gummy_taeng: I didn’t! I was supposed to be home but they invited me over for COD.
sica_sama: …
punch_my_aegyo: COD?! Agh if only I wasn’t babysitting…
gummy_taeng: Don’t be jealous please
Fany: IDEK what to say right now.
Fany: I want a divorce.
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: *I don’t even know
gummy_taeng: Fany-ah we’re just going to play
gummy_taeng: And we’re not married.
sica_sama: …
Fany: Then we won’t get married, ever!
Fany: Hyunnie you no longer have an umma from this day on!
gummy_taeng: Hey! Don’t decide our child’s custody in a chat!
sica_sama: …
gummy_taeng: This is getting ridiculous. Let’s talk later.
Kim Taeyeon is now offline.
Fany: WTF? Taengoo how dare you go offline!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland:
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Uhh… I don’t think I’ll explain ‘wtf’.
Seo Ju Hyun: Should I dabble in some fanfiction? This might be a hit.
ma_body_is_wonderland: lol Seohyun you keep censoring me earlier and yet you can tolerate fanfics. Are you for real?
Seo Ju Hyun: Not all fanfiction have sex in it, Yuri-unnie.
ma_body_is_wonderland: o rly?
Fany:
sica_sama: …
Fany:
sica_sama: …
Fany:
sica_sama: …
Fany:
sica_sama: …
Fany: Jess stop interrupting my posts!
sica_sama: …
sica_sama: Whatever.
alligator_yoong: I’m back!
Wait I’ll back read some posts.
Seo Ju Hyun: Hello Yoona-unnie. The chat became crazy when you disappeared.
Tiffany Hwang is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Seohyun-ah, what is this talk about you having a crush on an alligator? Do we have a pet alligator?
Seo Ju Hyun: No.
ma_body_is_wonderland: roflmao Yoong you make it sound as if maknae’s into bestiality… HAHAHAHA!
alligator_yoong: Oh no, I didn’t mean it that way. I’m sorry.
alligator_yoong: Unless you ARE into… that.
Seo Ju Hyun:
sica_sama: …
ma_body_is_wonderland: Wow, did maknae really just use her first emoticon?
alligator_yoong:
alligator_yoong: Cuuuuuute.
Seo Ju Hyun: Why do I feel so highly embarrassed by what I did?
Choi Sooyoung is now online.
sica_sama: Finally! I’ve been waiting for 2,070 seconds, Sooyoungie!
punch_my_aegyo: You were counting from the start? ._.
sica_sama: That’s what the … are for.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Oh.
alligator_yoong: Oh.
punch_my_aegyo: Oh.
Seo Ju Hyun: Oppareul saranghae?
punch_my_aegyo: ba dum tssh!
shikshinsoo: Sorry Sica, the wine tour guide was so strict.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Omona! Seohyun you did not just make a joke!
Seo Ju Hyun: Sorry.
alligator_yoong:
alligator_yoong: I bet you always tell Jung Yonghwa-sshi those words, Seohyun.
alligator_yoong: weee
sica_sama: Hmph. Come back already, please? I feel so lonely.
sica_sama: I miss you.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Aww.
shikshinsoo: I’ll just finish this vineyard tour, promise. It’s a rare event so I couldn’t pass up on it.
sica_sama: Okay.
sica_sama: By the way, I like your baseball dvds.
shikshinsoo: Kwon Yuri, I told you to hide those!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland: ><
alligator_yoong: Those dvds again.
ma_body_is_wonderland: I hid them in my room ok! I don’t even know how your girlfriend knew where I placed them.
sica_sama: That’s what happens when I have the dorm to myself. Hey, did you know I saw some chains in Fany’s things.
ma_body_is_wonderland: o_o
alligator_yoong: o_o
Seo Ju Hyun: I never did, Yoona-unnie. You can’t just throw around such impactful words so carelessly.
punch_my_aegyo: Nah, ‘saranghae’ is not really that special. It’s the feelings behind the words that matter.
Seo Ju Hyun: Well yes, I’d agree but without it, how can you proclaim your emotions? Actions can only take you so far.
punch_my_aegyo: Invent another word?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Sigh, you two fools in love.
alligator_yoong: In love? Hyunnie? I thought you didn’t have a crush.
alligator_yoong: awww
alligator_yoong: with whom?
alligator_yoong: Yonghwa-sshi?
shikshinsoo: Really? Hey Sica, I did a bit of research on foods that will help increase your stamina.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yeah she doesn’t have a crush cos she’s in luuuurve. Don't you get it?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Do you want a hint, Yoong?
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie…
sica_sama: Why are you telling me?
alligator_yoong: Wait you already said you never told him… Uh, Jinwoon-sshi?
shikshinsoo: Because the fans are already noticing your lacklustre performances.
punch_my_aegyo: Ugh, bye guys, I need to make this brat take a bath.
alligator_yoong: Bye.
Sunny Lee is now offline.
sica_sama: It’s not my fault; you always sneak into my room at night.
Seo Ju Hyun: No, Yoona-unnie.
alligator_yoong: Keroro? But you’re too old for him
shikshinsoo: Well it’s not my fault that you’re always wearing that special nightgown before you sleep.
Seo Ju Hyun: One can never be too old for Keroro, okay.
sica_sama: And it’s not my fault that you’re always making me ask for more.
shikshinsoo: I can’t help that I have skilled fingers, okay? ;)
sica_sama: Yeah but you don’t have to be so rough.
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnies…
ma_body_is_wonderland: TMI.
alligator_yoong: *too much information
alligator_yoong: Ah so all the while you were talking about Keroro?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why the sadface, Yoong?
sica_sama: Sorry Seohyun.
shikshinsoo: Sorry Seohyun.
shikshinsoo: Oh crap, the tour guide saw me typing. Now he’s approaching. BRB (hopefully)
sica_sama:
alligator_yoong: Because... I can’t guess correctly.
ma_body_is_wonderland: It’s not Keroro. Or should I say it’s not just Keroro?
alligator_yoong: Don’t be sad Sica-unnie.
sica_sama: I wanna sleep.
Seo Ju Hyun: Yuri-unnie, you never told us what you did in your break.
alligator_yoong: Yeah!
ma_body_is_wonderland: I’m exercising cos I think I’m beginning to look fat.
alligator_yoong: lol If you’re fat then most people in the world are hippopotamuses.
Seo Ju Hyun: I concur.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Maknae I see you trying to change topic
ma_body_is_wonderland: kekeke
alligator_yoong: I really can’t guess… Give me the clue already Yuri-unnie. Please?
sica_sama: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
ma_body_is_wonderland: Uh, Sica?
sica_sama: hi guyz dis is hyo
Seo Ju Hyun: ?
alligator_yoong: ?
*BUZZ!*
ma_body_is_wonderland: are you trolling?
sica_sama: no im rly hyo. Sica fell zzzz on d keybord
alligator_yoong: Ah. Hello Hyoyeon-unnie
ma_body_is_wonderland: Why are you in the dorm?
sica_sama: jus cme bck frm break…
Seo Ju Hyun: Unnie, type properly, please?
sica_sama: sry seo is hrd 2 type and carry a slping prson at d sme time.
sica_sama: anyways ill sleep wd sica now cos I’m tired frm d flight. Bye
shikshinsoo: Okay the tour is over.
shikshinsoo: Hyoyeon, that wasn’t funny.
Jessica Jung is now offline.
shikshinsoo: What the
shikshinsoo:
Seo Ju Hyun: She didn’t mean it that way, for goodness’ sake.
Choi Sooyoung is now offline.
alligator_yoong: …ok.
ma_body_is_wonderland: How come they all left already?
alligator_yoong: I know right.
alligator_yoong: The clue?
ma_body_is_wonderland: Let’s start with u.
Seo Ju Hyun: I guess you didn’t really care for those dvds. I’ll be back at the dorm tomorrow.
alligator_yoong: U? As in the letter?
alligator_yoong: Wait, I don’t know anyone who’s name starts with U. ._.
alligator_yoong: Is it an object? O_o
ma_body_is_wonderland: What no you can’t Sooyoung will kill me if you harm the dvds!!!
ma_body_is_wonderland: fine fine I’m outta here.
ma_body_is_wonderland: Yoong you are the densest person I have ever met.
Kwon Yuri is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Uh… Hyunnie?
Seo Ju Hyun: Yoona-unnie, why are you so insistent on finding out?
alligator_yoong: I don’t know. I just feel so left out.
alligator_yoong: I’m always off doing some solo projects while you guys get to talk to each other about… a lot of things.
alligator_yoong: Sorry.
Seo Ju Hyun: I see.
Seo Ju Hyun: This is such a trivial venue to express my feelings, though.
Seo Ju Hyun: Never mind. I hope this will be enough to clear your worries.
Seo Ju Hyun: Saranghamnida, Yoona-unnie.
alligator_yoong: awwwwww
alligator_yoong: I love you too Hyunnie!!!
Seo Ju Hyun: Excuse me?
Seo Ju Hyun: Is that your earnest confession, as well? I am not merely hallucinating?
alligator_yoong: Yup. I love you and all the other members~
alligator_yoong: But I still don’t know who your mystery person is.
Seo Ju Hyun: …
Seo Ju Hyun is now offline.
alligator_yoong: Hyunnie?
alligator_yoong: Yah, Seohyun-ah!
alligator_yoong:
Im Yoona is now offline.
Note: This was supposed to be funny but I realize that ideas take a left turn when you're in the midst of writing, so... it came out like this. I wish I can write a decent crackfic someday.