Jul 22, 2007 17:13
Okay so like I'm on my cruise and like 3246832755943 things went wrong
-We were supposed to leave my house at 11 but we left at 2(my mom went to get her nails done)
-We miraculously got to the pier in the city in only an hour and while we were gonna get past a checkpoint, my uncle realizes he left all of our passports in the luggage which we sent to the bottom of the boat
-They let us through the checkpoint with photo IDs but when the time comes to allow us to board, they still need the passports for paperwork and stuff so the captains of the boat come to us and give us this proposition
-Basically, the non-american borns(my tio luchi, tia melissa, and daniela) are not allowed to go on the boat because they cant find our luggage with the passports within thousands of luggage
-We board on without them and plan to have them take a plane and meet them in Nassau(the Bahamas), our first stop.
-The boat doesn't leave, and we find the passports but by then it's too late to process all the paperwork so they stay
-My peruvian family ends up staying at John's parents house and John calls my mom once he's dropped them off at the airport.
-My mom yells at him because he didn't put my uncle on the phone and she's not able to instruct my uncle what to do and his phone is dead(he left his charger with the luggage)
-So now my aunt, uncle, and cousin are gonna be at some hotel in the bahamas and we have to figure out which one because they dont have any way of contacting us
-My mom never got to tell my uncle to by a roundtrip ticket so now they might have some problems at customs
also:
-Patty calls my mom from the restaurant telling her that one of the workers broke the glass door to the rotisserie chicken machine and tells her she sent him home
-She also tells my mom that she called John and since she doesn't speak english, put Miriam on the phone
-Miriam tells John "Explosion, EXPLOSION!" hahahahahah
-John, being a firefighter, thinks it's a gas explosion and in a panic, rushes to the restaurant only to find a lot of broken glass
the point of the story is--
right now, super pollo in brooklyn is not making any chicken because that dumbass worker broke the glass with a very big stick
I'm really bad at cruises the constant rocking makes me walk like a drunkard all i wanna do is lay down and find time to finish the 7th harry potter book which leads to me to another story
-The morning of the 20th, Mike tells me all the spoilers he's read on the new book and they seem to be really really true
-I leave my polaroid and phone at harry potter night
-Nobody has it someone answered and hung up(alyssa and i think it's the creepy clerk who eyes us all the time)
-I figure I'll use Kimmy's phone, but she forgets it
-I'm really gonna have to figure something out because I get back the day of rock the bells and i have to meet up with everyone
what am i to doooooooo
alyssa and christine, do you mind if I call you from my mom's phone(it'll be roaming)?
also, alyssa--is that your new ipod in my bag? I think i might check it later. Also, if you do want me to call you, leave your number i don't have it memorized