[Connla had come into Cherrygrove on the back of a Tauros, riding it like there was nothing at all peculiar about a blond prettyboy plowing through the snow on the back of a bull. Donn Cuilange didn't seem to mind the cold, though, and it got him down the route quicker, so who cared, right?]
[All had been going well as he followed people to the Pokemon Center; it looked like the hub of activity for all new arrivals, so he figured that was where he ought to go.]
[At least he didn't try to bring the bull inside and had enough sense to put his Tauros back in his Pokeball.]
[However, immediately upon entering, he found himself the subject of a room full of stares.]
[Why?]
[Probably because he was dirty, wet and smelled like cow.]
[A Nurse Joy walked up beside him, her face in a very fixed smile as she tried to endure distinctly bovine odor emanating off of his person.]
Why don't you let me take care of this-- [she took Donn Cuilange's Pokeball from his hand] --while you go and oh dear God get a shower? See, they're right back there. Right [she pushed him toward the bathroom doors] there. Go on, get clean! [And pushed him in.]
[So here was Connla, standing in the bathroom, looking at the sea of white tiles with confusion. What did that woman mean about him getting a shower? He couldn't make it rain.]
[He peeked into an adjoining room, which had rows of stalls; inside those were shower heads and a rack for towels and clothes, not that Connla actually knew their purpose. All he knew was that he was apparently supposed to get clean in here-- it's not like he didn't realize that he smelled like cow-- but he didn't know how he was supposed to go about doing that.]
...There is nae even a tub.