May 01, 2006 08:55
Ah, you get to hear from me twice today, y'all are lucky. This one has a lighter note on it, I swear.
I have been single, well, only officially like, 2 monthes, but really it's been coming up on two years. Being single is fun, but also frustrating, I'm finding. There are alot of a) creepy guys, or b)ugly guys, or c) a combo of the two.
Icky guys-
1)you hunt
2)you fish
3)you prefer to camp over a hotel
4)you chew tobacco
5)you are MARRIED! wtf, go away!
6)you own a dog
7)you smoke
8)you misspell words, don't use proper grammer, and don't punctuate correctly
9)you have bad musical tastes. The worst- you listen to Dave Matthews Band or country
10)you like motorcycles
11)you use the word "cum" in place of the word "come" and you think that's clever
12)you have bad hair
13)you were in a fraternity
14)you want to discuss what happened on RAW
15)you want to "wrestle" me
16)you are a "car" guy
17)you are a painter(like house painter, long story, lol)
18)you don't own a cell phone
19)you are a bad kisser
20)you can't make a decision
that's the short list.:)