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Ever wonder where rubberbands come from? Must just be some giant factory.
Somedays, I wish I was a rubberband, all stretchy and cool. Then I wouldn't have to deal with a bitchy mother. Or other things.
I am the RUBBERBAND! Hear me....Stretch?
I could be shot all around. And shit like that. Never have a care in the world. Never be hungry, or sleepy. I'm sure I would hurt when I got stretched, but come on. It couldn't hurt that much?
I'm tired right now. And I'm sleepy. And something else.
Somedays, I wish I was a rubberband, all stretchy and cool. Then I wouldn't have to deal with a bitchy mother. Or other things.
I am the RUBBERBAND! Hear me....Stretch?
I could be shot all around. And shit like that. Never have a care in the world. Never be hungry, or sleepy. I'm sure I would hurt when I got stretched, but come on. It couldn't hurt that much?
I'm tired right now. And I'm sleepy. And something else.