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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I turned yuwee in for spitting (3 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday madamhydra and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (673 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
thrance_86