Contemplative
I sit here, typing paragraph after paragraph and then deleting it. Its like I find something interesting to say, that is like a awesome metaphor for what is going on in my life then I think better of it and delete it. Why do you ask? Because when I read it I feel the emo in me leap and slap me in the face. SO, I delete the paragraph and start over. I think I am on remake 30 at the moment.
So, life its going most interestingly, going to be taking a trip to England soon as I can. Fucking passports are a bitch to get. GGRRRRRR. Strong chance I will be moving out there. My friends Walter and Dio are great people willing to put up with me and my randomness. On top of that, school there is nearly free. I was like, Seriously?? They then inform me that's the way it works here. I was astounded at that. What a idea, a educated populace. Who would of thought.
Anyway, so I am scrambling to get as much money together as soon as I can to the hell out of this place. I am thinking of like early late November, or early January. It depends on my current job situation. But yah, life definitely has taken a turn for the more interesting. YAAAYYYY.
Currently really buzzed at the moment, I blame my friends in England. Damn time difference and me not being in the UK. LOL.
So, why is it when alcohol is introduced into the human brain it tends to make people think about thinks they usually don't want to think about? Is alcohol that strange liquid that forces us to confront and then forget those things? Maybe, maybe not. All I know is that when it does make us think about life it tends to bring up only the depressing parts and its consequences. Why can't they invent a alcohol that is a upper and not a downer? Cause alcohol is actually considered a depressant. Wouldn't it be great if the pharmaceutical companies came up with a upper alcohol? What would it go for? What should it taste like? Is it a mixer or is it a straight kinda thing? What would it be called? I think I would call it Shitskee. Make it come from Russia. The moto would be, when life gos to shit, make it a Shitskee. In soviet Russia you take Shitskee, Shitskee doesn't take you. LOL. Maybe make it a blue color, a bright iridescent blue that looks like something from a start trek bar. Ah the things I come up with when I am buzzed.
Maybe I should do standup comedy when I go to England. Wouldn't that be interesting. I think I would do something like "The Stupid tourist":
So, I cam to England thinking I spoke the same language. I meen, we both speak English right? WRONG. Man I REALLY miss informed when everyone said English is the universal language. Whats that you say? Do I want a Biscuit? Sure. *looks at cookie* I thought you said I was getting a biscuit. What the fuck do you meen this is a biscuit? This is a cookie! AAAHHHHh!!! How about this, our peace sign is a reverse fuck you sign in Europe. I can see it now, hippys walking around giving the peace sign and everyone just looking at them wondering wtf they are doing. "Is he trying to flip me off or is he heavily medicated?" Oh, how about the phrases that make absolutely no sense to me. Had a guy tell me to Jog on the other day, I thought he was calling me fat. *look down at stomach* I know I'm a American but dude, calling me fat is a low blow. Then he told me Sod off. I was like, WOW, I didn't know you English where so into gardening. First he insult me by calling me fat and then he go's the extra mile with insulting my gardening skills. *holds hands in the air like trying not to offend* Ok there govner I will be on my way. Let me just jog home and fix my lawn.
The term tosser did throw me a bit. First time I heard it I thought it was a compliment. *puffs up chest* Yah thats right, I'm a tosser. *flexes muscle* Thats right I'll toss you right out the door. Then I looked it up on what it really meant, *deflate chest* Ok, basically he was calling me a jerk off. I meen, I can understand wanker cause I meen, even in the US we know it meens to jerkoff. But tosser? I guess we will just have to chock it up to language difference.
But yah something like that. Anyway, I think I have worked out most of my isses for the night. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE
So, life its going most interestingly, going to be taking a trip to England soon as I can. Fucking passports are a bitch to get. GGRRRRRR. Strong chance I will be moving out there. My friends Walter and Dio are great people willing to put up with me and my randomness. On top of that, school there is nearly free. I was like, Seriously?? They then inform me that's the way it works here. I was astounded at that. What a idea, a educated populace. Who would of thought.
Anyway, so I am scrambling to get as much money together as soon as I can to the hell out of this place. I am thinking of like early late November, or early January. It depends on my current job situation. But yah, life definitely has taken a turn for the more interesting. YAAAYYYY.
Currently really buzzed at the moment, I blame my friends in England. Damn time difference and me not being in the UK. LOL.
So, why is it when alcohol is introduced into the human brain it tends to make people think about thinks they usually don't want to think about? Is alcohol that strange liquid that forces us to confront and then forget those things? Maybe, maybe not. All I know is that when it does make us think about life it tends to bring up only the depressing parts and its consequences. Why can't they invent a alcohol that is a upper and not a downer? Cause alcohol is actually considered a depressant. Wouldn't it be great if the pharmaceutical companies came up with a upper alcohol? What would it go for? What should it taste like? Is it a mixer or is it a straight kinda thing? What would it be called? I think I would call it Shitskee. Make it come from Russia. The moto would be, when life gos to shit, make it a Shitskee. In soviet Russia you take Shitskee, Shitskee doesn't take you. LOL. Maybe make it a blue color, a bright iridescent blue that looks like something from a start trek bar. Ah the things I come up with when I am buzzed.
Maybe I should do standup comedy when I go to England. Wouldn't that be interesting. I think I would do something like "The Stupid tourist":
So, I cam to England thinking I spoke the same language. I meen, we both speak English right? WRONG. Man I REALLY miss informed when everyone said English is the universal language. Whats that you say? Do I want a Biscuit? Sure. *looks at cookie* I thought you said I was getting a biscuit. What the fuck do you meen this is a biscuit? This is a cookie! AAAHHHHh!!! How about this, our peace sign is a reverse fuck you sign in Europe. I can see it now, hippys walking around giving the peace sign and everyone just looking at them wondering wtf they are doing. "Is he trying to flip me off or is he heavily medicated?" Oh, how about the phrases that make absolutely no sense to me. Had a guy tell me to Jog on the other day, I thought he was calling me fat. *look down at stomach* I know I'm a American but dude, calling me fat is a low blow. Then he told me Sod off. I was like, WOW, I didn't know you English where so into gardening. First he insult me by calling me fat and then he go's the extra mile with insulting my gardening skills. *holds hands in the air like trying not to offend* Ok there govner I will be on my way. Let me just jog home and fix my lawn.
The term tosser did throw me a bit. First time I heard it I thought it was a compliment. *puffs up chest* Yah thats right, I'm a tosser. *flexes muscle* Thats right I'll toss you right out the door. Then I looked it up on what it really meant, *deflate chest* Ok, basically he was calling me a jerk off. I meen, I can understand wanker cause I meen, even in the US we know it meens to jerkoff. But tosser? I guess we will just have to chock it up to language difference.
But yah something like that. Anyway, I think I have worked out most of my isses for the night. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE