too funny how this one turned out

[thr33ill]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I helped otakubill hide a body (-173 points). In May I turned pigfetus in for spitting (3 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for moonshadows (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (539 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
thr33ill