Toga

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I should be a nudist. I really hate clothes. Shirt sleeves are always too long or too short. My shirts are never long enough to stay tucked in my pants. My pants are always falling down. My pants waist is always too snug or too loose. My underwear creeps up on me like an old indian. As soon as I find anything that fits well, it shrinks in the wash. I'm fed up.

If I lived in a warmer climate, I would rather be nude. Maybe I should bring the toga back in style. Or perhaps a muumuu. Or maybe a snuggie. I know...I should wear footie pajamas.