Hang on a minute.

[allonsyalonzo]

People are going missing.  This monthly game of musical chairs with roommates seems to have lost more than a few people on the way.  Did it do this last month, too?  Everyone who's changed rooms at some point:  have you seen your old roommates since the change?

Rose.  Donna.  Jenny.  Let's do a quick head count, and see how many people turn up

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[thousandlakes]

Well I don't mean to intrude, but my roommate was also my kind-of son, and he's vanished too.

[thousandlakes]

Of course, normally that wouldn't bother me, because he's a very resilient micronation! I mean, the cat-France took me down and didn't even leave a dent in Sealand, so he's perfectly capable of looking after himself, but with everyone else having gone missing, it's more worrying that he hasn't been at the flat in a few weeks.

[thousandlakes]

And I just thought, if there's a connection between him and everyone else that've gone...

[turnedleft]

Cat-France?

[thousandlakes]

It's a long story.

[allonsyalonzo]

I've got nothing but time!

[thousandlakes]

Oh, well, it's not that interesting. Parallel universe feline versions of some nations showed up around the holidays and started running around kidnapping stripping us, because they were looking for a marking on one of us that would save their world from imploding. And for some reason, there were 123 Frances. There was kind of a global crisis and everything, but it worked out okay.

Not that long then either, I guess...

[allonsyalonzo]

Sounds brilliant!

[allonsyalonzo]

Good thought. And Sealand! I love Sealand! We'll have a look, don't worry about it a bit.

[thousandlakes]

I didn't know you knew Sealand! I hope you weren't one of his dog-walking clients. I can probably refund your money if he already made you pay him.

IN THE RIGHT THREAD THIS TIME

[allonsyalonzo]

Oh, I never actually met him, but I did used to visit, in the future.

[thousandlakes]

The future...

[allonsyalonzo]

I'm a time traveler!