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[The video opens on a middle-aged man, who is obviously QUITE CRANKY. His tone carries an underlying edge of sarcasm for the first few sentences.]
"So, Dr. McKay, you weren't actually real except now you are and welcome to New Moore." Stop me if you've heard that one before, because I am sure I and my colleagues must all have had a similar story fed to us at some point in the past four years. That we imagined a big part of our lives. That it was all in our heads. So you'll forgive me if I'm not quite ready to believe this whole thing and expect to wake back up in the infirmary at any moment to be told it was some sort of weird dream caused by- by, oh, I don't know, an alien fungus or something like that. Hey, it's not completely unheard of!
[There's a pause as he takes the time to read over some of the recent network entries.]
...Wait, MANDATORY DANCE? This is not my best day...
"So, Dr. McKay, you weren't actually real except now you are and welcome to New Moore." Stop me if you've heard that one before, because I am sure I and my colleagues must all have had a similar story fed to us at some point in the past four years. That we imagined a big part of our lives. That it was all in our heads. So you'll forgive me if I'm not quite ready to believe this whole thing and expect to wake back up in the infirmary at any moment to be told it was some sort of weird dream caused by- by, oh, I don't know, an alien fungus or something like that. Hey, it's not completely unheard of!
[There's a pause as he takes the time to read over some of the recent network entries.]
...Wait, MANDATORY DANCE? This is not my best day...