[audio]

[jouigajoy]

[the audio starts abruptly and all that can be heard is the sound of a person breathing heavily, as if they had been walking for hours. To be fair, that's what has happened here. To be even fairer, there was no reason for it.]

To whoever... has managed to obtain this... I must warn you of something terrible...!!! I was caught... because of my own carelessness... and am now facing... the consequences...

Please... if you hear this...heed my warning!! And don't wait... three hours... in line... for a new Famicon... it won't come-!

[suddenly, the audio ends. it's probably for the best]