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[talkslife]

[This video, upside down and shaky, is clearly being shot by someone who has no idea what they're doing. She's talking too loudly at it, looking in the wrong spot, and it's obviously a miracle she managed to turn it on at all]

--some trick of that man's, I swear I'll box his ears myself! Where am I this time? Really, these wizards--nothing's safe

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[chronosexual]

[VIDEO]

Well, well. Another lovely young face to grace the shores of New Moore. Welcome.

Captain Jack Harkness. How do you do, Miss?

[talkslife]

Drat, is this another one of those boxes? Can you hear me too?

[chronosexual]

I can. And it is lovely to do so.

You've only just arrived, haven't you?

[talkslife]

I suppose so - I was just stepping out to Market Chipping but something's gone really, terribly wrong.

[chronosexual]

That's usually what happens when people show up here. It's kind of troubling, really. But don't you worry your pretty little head. We'll get you settled in, don't you worry.

[talkslife]

I'm not worried - I just don't quite understand. Are there any wizards about?

[chronosexual]

Anyone who calls himself a wizard? No. Not that I can think of. There's some people who can do magic I think, but I don't know whether or not they can take you home..

[talkslife]

It's just I've only just gotten over being old. My family's all back at the castle with Howl and Calcifer, and I haven't seen them in such a long time now. Were they telling the truth then? Am I really stuck here?

[chronosexual]

Old, hm? You don't look old at all. But then again, neither do I.

They were telling you the truth. For now, you're stuck here. But hopefully someday we can get you back to where you came from.