[equippedmara]

HOST CLUB!  WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!  EVERYONE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY ASSEMBLE AT THE

but no if they assemble then

TELECONFERENCE

Comments

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

Help. I can't read anything on my computer.

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

Who.... who is this?

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

It's Haruhi, but something's wrong. I'm not me and I woke up in a strange place with a strange person. I'm... I think I'm mostly just confused

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

[Audibly weeping.]

Haruhi... Haruhi woke up in that person... in a place with another person....

Daddy is so sorry he's failed youuuuu....

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

W-What? What do you mean? It's not your fault. I don't understand it myself but...

Wait, is that you, Sempai?

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

H... hai....

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

Oh, I see. Well, I guess it could have been worse, right?

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

But... But Haruhi is... and Haruhi woke up next to... and of course a father's duty is always to...

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

I don't know who this person is... But I do know that there's a lot of talking going on in my head... I'm so confused, Sempai, what's going on.

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

In... in Haruhi's head too?

Ryoji-kun says they're called Personas!

Ah... and Father commands that you not listen to them! Some of them are very inappropriate for a young maiden's ears!

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

I don't think I have much of a choice. it's like... there's a whole civilization living in my head. I can hear cities and people and parliament... It's starting to make my head hurt.

Re: [VOICE]

[equippedmara]

Ah.... that's a lot more people than I have....

[VOICE]

[just_a_commoner]

We're not.. having club today, are we?

[equippedmara]

Ah... not normal club activities, but... we only have twelve more days to earn the rent!