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[justforthegun]

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

[Probably a familiar sight-- a newly "realized" character rants his

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[twinknife]

[twinknife]

[twinknife]

NO.

[justforthegun]

[Oh god.]

That's my line, kid.

[hammertime]

You're a detective?!

[hammertime]

No way!! So am I!

[hammertime]

Well, probably not the kind of detective you're thinking of. I mean, I'm a paranormal detective!

[hammertime]

Anyway, your name's Adachi, right? My name's Hanna. I think you're my roommate!

[yearoftruth]

[yearoftruth]

I can't say it's good to see you.

[justforthegun]

[Oh, GOD they're multiplying. How many of these stupid brats ended up here? He rubs the back of his neck uncomfortably, before settling on something to say:]

--likewise.

[yearoftruth]

I won't go easy on you.

[bearnaked]

[bearnaked]

[bearnaked]

You stay away from Sensei and the others, ya hear??

1/3

[justforthegun]

[groans into hands]

[galactic_stomp]

OH NO WAY!!!!!!