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most insects don't have ears.
a lot of people don't use common sense.
99% of 100 dollar bills have traces of cocaine on them.
jimmy and I have head colds.
lots of hot tea and bed and tv.
dog show moms and dads is funny.
but not as funny as my reality show about me
and the kittens will be.
today I asked Dignan to "help mommy find her shoe"
and he went over to the pillow on the floor and meowed
and I looked under the pillow and there was my shoe.
I also told Margot and Dignan to kiss and makeup
and they did just that.
I haven't even had any medicine...
a lot of people don't use common sense.
99% of 100 dollar bills have traces of cocaine on them.
jimmy and I have head colds.
lots of hot tea and bed and tv.
dog show moms and dads is funny.
but not as funny as my reality show about me
and the kittens will be.
today I asked Dignan to "help mommy find her shoe"
and he went over to the pillow on the floor and meowed
and I looked under the pillow and there was my shoe.
I also told Margot and Dignan to kiss and makeup
and they did just that.
I haven't even had any medicine...