A-MAZ-ING
So I went bowling with my friend Jane and a bunch of her friends last night. We had a great time drinking a few beers, shootin the shit, and laughing. On our second game I bowled my highest score EVER: 184! But that wasn't the highlight.
What WAS the highlight, you ask? Well, only half of the group bought an extra game. So instead of half of us sitting out waiting for the game to end, we decided to play RAPID-FIRE EXTREME BOWLING, wherein we all lined up (all eight of us) with balls in hand (hehe), and took one shot one right after the other. Someone would start the frame and a second person would clean-up. We were actually all pretty fucking good at it until Ryan stepped up.
...prepare yourself...
...and in a moment worthy of YouTube, Ryan, with all his manly might, prepared to heave the ball down the lane ONLY TO HAVE IT STICK TO HIS FINGERS AT THE LAST MOMENT, PROPELLING THE BALL AT HIGH-SPEED INTO THE FUCKING CEILING!
THAT'S RIGHT. HE ACCIDENTALLY THREW THE 14-POUND BOWLING BALL INTO THE CEILING, causing a ceiling panel to shatter and fall onto the lane!
BUT HERE'S THE BEST PART: THE BALL DIDN'T COME BACK DOWN! IT'S STILL STUCK IN THE CEILING OF THE BOWLING ALLEY.
EXTRA BEST PART: NO ONE IN MANAGEMENT NOTICED. The only people who noticed were the players in the lanes next to us, but they didn't say anything! So, we finished up our bowling game and quietly left the bowling alley.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
What WAS the highlight, you ask? Well, only half of the group bought an extra game. So instead of half of us sitting out waiting for the game to end, we decided to play RAPID-FIRE EXTREME BOWLING, wherein we all lined up (all eight of us) with balls in hand (hehe), and took one shot one right after the other. Someone would start the frame and a second person would clean-up. We were actually all pretty fucking good at it until Ryan stepped up.
...prepare yourself...
...and in a moment worthy of YouTube, Ryan, with all his manly might, prepared to heave the ball down the lane ONLY TO HAVE IT STICK TO HIS FINGERS AT THE LAST MOMENT, PROPELLING THE BALL AT HIGH-SPEED INTO THE FUCKING CEILING!
THAT'S RIGHT. HE ACCIDENTALLY THREW THE 14-POUND BOWLING BALL INTO THE CEILING, causing a ceiling panel to shatter and fall onto the lane!
BUT HERE'S THE BEST PART: THE BALL DIDN'T COME BACK DOWN! IT'S STILL STUCK IN THE CEILING OF THE BOWLING ALLEY.
EXTRA BEST PART: NO ONE IN MANAGEMENT NOTICED. The only people who noticed were the players in the lanes next to us, but they didn't say anything! So, we finished up our bowling game and quietly left the bowling alley.
I SHIT YOU NOT.