Dr Mr. H3....
Dear Mr. (or mabye Mrs.) H3 Hummer.
I have to apologises for the dents left in your passenger side door. It seems as though you are unable to select a parking spot- IN a 95% empty parking lot- that does not encrouch on my ability to open my driver's side door.
I did so repeatedly in an attempted to squeeze my fat ass into the tiny space that you seem to find allowable for me.
When finally I gave up and crawled over my passenger seat into my driver's seat i'm sorry that I felt the need to put big green scratches on your shiny black H3 and i'm sorry smacked your mirror so hard I might have cracked it.
In the future maybe you should walk another 3 feet and select a parking space that is not already occupied by another car.
Thank you
Angela
I have to apologises for the dents left in your passenger side door. It seems as though you are unable to select a parking spot- IN a 95% empty parking lot- that does not encrouch on my ability to open my driver's side door.
I did so repeatedly in an attempted to squeeze my fat ass into the tiny space that you seem to find allowable for me.
When finally I gave up and crawled over my passenger seat into my driver's seat i'm sorry that I felt the need to put big green scratches on your shiny black H3 and i'm sorry smacked your mirror so hard I might have cracked it.
In the future maybe you should walk another 3 feet and select a parking space that is not already occupied by another car.
Thank you
Angela