[log] we can get down like there's no one around
[20:38] * brody is tortured by terrible youtube videos and came to Stigmata for booze. Clearly.
[20:39] * MissLo is not, technically, supposed to be here on her own...but she didn't mean to! That obviously makes it okay that she's not immediately leaving, it wasn't her fault. ...yes, she's like a tiny explosion of pink.
[20:39] * brody is still wearing the silver sequined bikini with the gigantic bows he was torturing the other place with, so really, she fits in. "HI!"
[20:40] * Tomita is dressed like a normal person. This is clearly a clever disguise. She arrives in a black t-shirt, denim shorts, with a little red and white polka dot headband on...and cowboy boots. NOT ENTIRELY NORMAL, but close enough. "H...i." What the fux, Nexus.
[20:41] MissLo: "Hello!" Lo wiggles her fingers. "Hi!"
[20:41] * brody looks around. No responsible adults? No? Okay then. It's motherfucking booze time.
[20:42] * Tomita squints at Lo. "You look...like someone." That she was discussing kidnapping.
[20:43] * MissLo goes like this: :O!! "Oh my gosh, really? Is that good?"
[20:43] Tomita: "Have you been dating any Zac Efrons lately?" Very sternly. >:( ...to this totally random girl.
[20:44] * brody glances at her. "I don't detect the smell of Ben-Gay, so I doubt it?"
[20:44] * MissLo thinks about it for a second. (Really, Lo?) "I don't think so. " Wait, she's just noticed Brody's outfit. "Oh /wow/!" ...admiring, and gravitating towards.
[20:45] * brody sparkles. Also ... leaks sequins. :D?
[20:45] * Tomita eyeshifts. "Hey, can we kidnap you?" :D!!
[20:46] * MissLo looks, predictably, mildly taken aback by being /asked permission/ for kidnap. "...well...what do you want to do with me?" LO. EVIE IS GOING TO KILL YOU.
[20:46] brody: "...play Candyland?"
[20:46] Tomita: "Uh." She looks at Brody.
[20:46] * Tomita beams. "Yeah! Also, can we get stoned, I am totally headachey and bleh."
[20:46] brody: "...or have a tea party or something. I don't know. --Also, yes, this."
[20:47] MissLo: "Oh, okay! Sure!" Lo beams. "But don't try anything funny!" ...this is why people are so surprised when she busts out the knuckledusters, FYI.
[20:48] * brody glances at Tomita. "You got any weed? I have some but it's at home, and uh... baked into cookie form."
[20:48] Tomita: "I don't even know how to do anything funny," Mita promises, "Annnd yeah. I was actually trying to find, you know...an anywhere that isn't the hotel..."
[20:48] Tomita: For the record, Tomita's backpack?
[20:48] Tomita: Is shaped like a stuffed teddybear.
[20:48] * MissLo is going to be cuddling it before the end of the night.
[20:48] * brody finds Tomita and Lo bewilderingly girly. :|
[20:49] * brody ... is also in a fucking bikini and six-inch stiletto boots, so how does this work.
[20:50] brody: "Okay so... I can go get us some chronic or something, y'all can... tea party-fy the place?"
[20:50] * Tomita beams! "Yeah. I can't find anyone in France to sell me shit! And bongs on a plane, so not the next Sam Jackson movie."
[20:51] MissLo: "I am tired of these motherfucking bongs...no, it doesn't really work." Neither does Lo's Sam Jackson impression, FYI.
[20:51] brody: "All right! Give me like ... twenty minutes." Brody vanishes, to go get weed and shit, while his typist pees.
[20:51] * brody might also put on pants, though not likely.
[20:51] * Tomita rummages around for Candyland or some other equally weird board game. Maybe she'll find Teen Talk!
[20:52] * MissLo goes looking for...a tablecloth and tea cups. What. (Also, she has glitter. Be afeared.)
[20:55] * Tomita brings Girl Talk: Date Line, and Candyland. If these two combine, terror shall be wrought upon this earth. She sets out a blanket on the floor with the games on top.
[20:57] * MissLo has discovered teacups! With little /saucers/. ...yes, Mr Rayne supplied these, so don't look too closely at the designs around the edges.
[20:57] * Tomita pauses. "Um. I'm Mita, by the way! ...Tomita, technically, but Mita's, you know, less retarded. Marginally." ARE THEY KAMA SUTRA TEACUPS, MR. RAYNE?
[20:58] MissLo: "Oh, right! I'm Lourdes, but you can call me Lo!" Everybody does. ...and pretty much, yeah.
[21:00] * brody returns some time later, with: one (1) dime bag, one (1) yellow bong with skull decals, and one (1) jacket, which does nothing at all to make him not look like a skank.
[21:01] Tomita: "Oh my God you're awesome," Mita fusses, bouncing up and down a little, "This is Lo! She does not Zac Efron, but she LOOKS like Vanessa Hudgens so it's like, just as good. Anyway, what do you guys wanna play first?"
[21:02] brody: "I want to play the suck smoke out of a phallic object game." X]
[21:02] MissLo: "What do you get if you win?" Lo asks, innocently. ...nobody is that innocent. (Well, maybe Mita. But not Lo, sry.)
[21:03] Tomita: "Fine by me--ew, it's not phallic! ...I mean, it's plastic!" What.
[21:03] brody: "Unicorns."
[21:03] MissLo: "...oh, sweetie! C'mere sit by me." Lo fluffs at Mita's hair. "I love unicorns, let's play that." >:)
[21:03] * brody packs a bowl, then!
[21:05] * Tomita does have very fluffy hair, it's easy to do. "I have Rick Astley in my head." :<
[21:05] MissLo: "He's never gonna give you up," Lo says, sympathetically.
[21:05] brody: "I apologize for nothing. Someone's gonna have to milk this for me." Brody only really has one useable arm. :|
[21:07] * Tomita gestures. "Gimme."
[21:07] * brody passes it over.
[21:09] * Tomita GOES FORTH. She will suck all the extra air right out of that motherfucker. >:O ...and then hand it back to Brody.
[21:14] * brody ENJOYS THOROUGHLY, because he's got lungs of steel, then passes it over to Lo. :3?
[21:17] * MissLo is likewise enthused, possibly trying to prove the existence of unicorns, before handing it around to Mita. "You know, I've never had a tea party in a bar before." ...yes.
[21:18] * Tomita takes a pretty impressive hit, because she has been doing this since she was eleven years old. Which is great. Truly. "I haven't had a tea party /forever/, so this is kind of awesome. Do these teacups have porn on them?" O_o
[21:18] * MissLo takes a closer look. "...oh, wow." FASCINATED.
[21:18] brody: "...DO they." Brody IMMEDIATELY goes to look.
[21:19] Tomita: "Okay," she says, slowly, tilting her head to one side, "That guy would have to be /really strong/. Also, I think that would hurt."
[21:19] * MissLo leans around to get a good look at this.
[21:20] Tomita: It is fairly standard 69. Except the dude is standing and holding the girl upside down.
[21:21] brody: "I've done that. ...but I weigh fifteen pounds, so." :3
[21:25] * Tomita has this furrowed brow, academic expression on, staring at the teacups. Don't strain yourself, honey, you are so virginal that all the unicorns in the land are coming for you RIGHT NOW.
[21:27] * MissLo looks thoughtful. "I'm not very heavy..."
[21:27] Tomita: "Me either," in fact she is kind of in need of a sandwich, though not...to the extent Brody is :| BRODY, "But...well. I don't even--here, your turn!" PASSING OFF THE BONG.
[21:28] brody: "You don't even what?" :D? He takes a hit from the bong, OM NOM NOMS WEED.
[21:29] Tomita: "How do you not /choke/? Especially from that angle!"
[21:30] brody: "Ummm... I dunno, suppress the gag reflex?" Brody doesn't think about the mechanics of his sexings often. This conversation: horrible. He passes the bong to Lo!
[21:32] MissLo: "It'd probably take practice," Lo tells Mita confidingly, over the bong.
[21:32] * brody gets himself some drank, too, because apparently when he gets fucked up he plays to win.
[21:35] Tomita: "Well, I don't really want to practice, so. I will just, like. Be an academic, and...read...Erica Jong." She pokes at the Candyland board.
[21:36] MissLo: "Well, I guess it wouldn't be that fun the first few times!" ...blithely.
[21:37] Tomita: "Have /you/ ever done it?" CHALLENGINGLY, to Lo.
[21:37] MissLo: "Not upside down!"
[21:37] brody: "Oh my god can we play truth or dare? Can we make this a sleepover?!"
[21:37] brody: ...what the actual--Brody, why.
[21:37] * MissLo takes a closer look. "All the blood would rush to your head! ...oh, yay! I love sleepovers!"
[21:38] * brody just wants to Talk About Boys and play games and smoke a bong :<<
[21:38] * MissLo makes it difficult to tell what's genuine and what she's doing on purpose. ...on purpose.
[21:38] Tomita: "Hell yeah. We even have a blanket! ...with cats on it! We're having a weird print day."
[21:38] * Tomita gets up and starts pulling cushions off the couches. :D
[21:39] * brody fixes the tea. :]?
[21:43] MissLo: "We should have pajamas!" ...just, uh, take a second to imagine what Lo could mean by that.
[21:43] brody: "I only sleep naked." Brody immediately goes there.
[21:43] MissLo: "Well, if that's how you'd be most comfortable..."
[21:44] brody: "If I get more stoned nudity is probably gonna happen, yeah." As it is, uh... pleasant buzz going on here.
[21:44] * MissLo obligingly kicks off her shoes.
[21:45] * Tomita follows suit with her boots, but she's busy assembling the most amazing cushion fort against the tables and chairs. It involves two blankets.
[21:46] * brody is duly impressed, and remains clothed for now although--what he started OUT wearing doesn't quite qualify as clothed anyway. SHH.
[21:47] Tomita: "Okay, so...if we're doing Truth or Dare, who's first?"
[21:47] brody: "Not it!"
[21:48] MissLo: "Truth," Lo says immediately.
[21:49] * Tomita swings around and points at her, dramatically. "Bush or McCain. Teacup pose. Pick." ...that ain't right.
[21:49] * MissLo makes a face of perfect shocked horror.
[21:50] * Tomita crawls into the fort and beckons people to join her. And bring the bong. >_>
[21:50] * brody climbs fortwards, leaking sequins and trying not to spill bong water.
[21:50] * MissLo wriggles under there, considering this question with all due seriousness. "/Well/, I wouldn't want Senator McCain to, you know, die down there or something...so I guess Bush."
[21:51] Tomita: "That's a fair concern," she says, thoughtfully, "He's like, incredibly old. Your turn!"
[21:52] MissLo: "Okay!" She pokes Brody with her toe (nails painted red, natch), delicately. "Truth or dare!"
[21:52] brody: "Ummm." She chews on a fingernail. "Truth. I'm boring tonight."
[21:56] * Tomita leans forward, interestedly.
[21:57] MissLo: "'kay! Lemme see now..." Lo picks at her nails, thoughtful. "If you had to pick /one/ naughty thing to do before you packed your ass off to a convent...what would it be and how would you do it?" >:)
[21:58] * MissLo is referred to as 'the nun' for...assorted reasons.
[22:00] brody: "Umm..." He scratches his head, considering. "I would probably let Jimmy Urine donkey punch me." He eyes Tomita. "Your turn." :3? ........what.
[22:00] * Tomita pauses. "Donkey what?"
[22:01] MissLo: "Punch!"
[22:01] Tomita: "What. Is that."
[22:01] brody: "...maybe it's better you not know." >_>
[22:01] Tomita: "Don't make me google it."
[22:01] brody: "Just keep the safe search on."
[22:01] Tomita: "Lo, tell me! Whisper it, I don't care."
[22:02] * MissLo leans in and whispers an unnecessarily detailed description.
[22:02] * brody watches Tomita's reaction closely.
[22:02] * Tomita goes O_O!! ... :O!! o_o ... o_O in that order.
[22:02] * brody LOLS FOREVER, more or less.
[22:03] * MissLo giggles, because she's that kind of girl. Inexplicably.
[22:03] Tomita: "Why would you EVER." She flails at Brody. "Oh God. Uh, dare. But be nice or I'll cry!"
[22:04] brody: "Umm... I can do nice." CONSIDER. "For the rest of the night every time someone says your name you have to cluck like a chicken." This will in no way come back to haunt her.
[22:05] * Tomita laughs really hard. "Okay! Okay, it's you again, Lo. We gotta switch it around at some point."
[22:05] MissLo: "Okay okay...truth again this time!"
[22:05] * MissLo didn't learn from the last one.
[22:07] Tomita: "If you had to do.../that/--" She gestures at the teacups. "With anyone NOT a celebrity, guy or girl, I guess, who would it be? And why?"
[22:08] MissLo: "Ohhh...Carla or Ida, I guess! I don't know if they'd go for it, though." Sadface.
[22:08] brody: "That is tragic." :<
[22:08] Tomita: "That is tragic." She pats Lo's shoulder.
[22:08] Tomita: And then stares at Brody.
[22:08] Tomita: And then busts up laughing.
[22:08] brody: "GET OUTTA MY BRAIN MAAAAN." Flail!
[22:09] * Tomita makes scrunchy scary fingers at Brody. "Da na. Da na. Danananana." ...she's singing the Jaws theme. Maybe Lo should take her turn.
[22:09] brody: "AAH." Brody hides behind a pillow!!
[22:11] MissLo: "Okay /Mita/, truth or dare!"
[22:12] Tomita: "...TRUTH." She pokes at Brody's pillow.
[22:12] * brody squeaks.
[22:12] MissLo: "/Would/ you ever? With who!"
[22:13] Tomita: "I don't--" She sinks down and covers her face with her hands. "If you'd asked me a week ago I would've said no, but...maybe! I don't even know how to tell if he likes me, though." :(
[22:14] MissLo: "Oh my gosh, details please."
[22:14] * brody peeks out from under the pillow. "Is there a BOY." :>?
[22:15] Tomita: "Kind of! Maybe! Okay, but like--my brother would /freak out/ so hard, you guys." She's earnest and half-laughing at the same time. "They work together. And he like--he fixed my necklace when we were talking, and kept looking at me, but, I mean...that doesn't mean he /likes/ me. But I wanna talk to him more. It was just, like..." She gestures expansively. "Electric. You know what I mean?"
[22:15] MissLo: "He wants to put it in," Lo surmises, eloquently.
[22:15] brody: "Did he keep, like, touching you? Like finding excuses--well, also, this."
[22:16] Tomita: "Sexy," Mita deadpans, and then giggles. "Um...not a lot, 'cause Nicky was /right/ there, but he touched my back after he fixed my necklace for me, and tugged on my ponytail before he left."
[22:16] brody: "You are so in." >:3
[22:17] MissLo: "Is he cute!"
[22:17] * Tomita makes a tiny high pitched noise and blushes, kind of a lot. "We'll see. I feel so retarded about it! I should just talk to him alone, right? That'd make it easier to tell." Oh God.
[22:18] brody: "Clearly without your brother around. We could distract him!" ... WHY.
[22:18] * MissLo brightens. "I'm great at distracting people, baby! You should let us help."
[22:18] Tomita: "...ummm I don't know about thaaaat...definitely without Nicky, though. But I really appreciate the advice. Maybe we should keep the game going, though?" Before she implodes of flail?
[22:19] MissLo: "Okay, okay, whose go is it?"
[22:19] Tomita: "Mine! And Brody!" Pointing!! B| "Truth...or.../dare/!" So dramatic. That she falls over after she says it.
[22:19] * brody eyeshifts. "Dare!"
[22:19] * brody also lols a lot.
[22:20] * MissLo CRACKS UP.
[22:21] * Tomita gets back up, brushing her shirt off all ladylike. "I dare you to run into...some other place, I don't know where! And sing a little song, preferably Britney Spears, to the room." :D?
[22:21] * brody laughs, like, a lot. "Umm... kay. OH MAN, let's go to that other bar, there should be people in there!"
[22:22] Tomita: "Shit, there's another bar? Okay!" She gets up, clumsily. "Should we, um...take the weed, or--?"
[22:22] brody: "Uh--no, leave it--here--" He goes to hide it somewhere, someplace he will... likely forget.
[22:22] MissLo: "I'm not dressed for a bar with people!" ...she's unbuttoning her shirt. Why.
[22:23] *** brody is now known as Malice.
[22:23] Tomita: "I feel under-ho'd," Tomita complains. So she ties her shirt up above her bellybutton. GOOD.
[22:24] * Malice grabs a bottle of JD and goes then :>?
[22:25] * Tomita follows!
[22:25] * MissLo drops her shirt and trails after them.
***
[22:26] * Tomita arrives, /skipping/, with two companions.
[22:26] * Malice stumbles in. She is, uh, some variety of gothloli wearing sparkly spanky pants and six-inch boots, carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels and reeking of weed.
[22:27] Malice: "Tell me there's a stereo!"
[22:27] * MissLo trails in behind them, tiny and barefoot in a pink (ruffled!) push up bra and an oddly coordinated miniskirt. "There's a stereo," she says, promptly.
[22:27] * MissLo has no idea.
[22:27] * Tomita is this girl in contrast to Malice, with no make-up on and a plain black t-shirt, shorts, and cowboy boots. Annnd a red polka dot headband, because we do like color. "There has to be! What will you sing?"
[22:28] * BoyDetective is a boy in a black military peacoat, sitting on the floor. He is startled by the sudden array of loli. o___o
[22:28] Malice: "In the spirit of not wearing pants--Gimme More." :>
[22:28] * Malice flounces to whatever music-playing apparatus there is.
[22:29] * MissLo waves to the Boy Detective. "Hi!"
[22:29] * Tomita waves at the Boy Detective. "Hi! Don't mind us, okay? There are dares to be performed. It is extremely thrilling."
[22:29] Malice: "TOMITA!" she shouts suddenly, then gives her an expectant look.
[22:29] BoyDetective: I am thrilled!
[22:29] * MissLo starts laughing before Tomita even reacts, ftr.
[22:29] * Tomita chases Malice around, clucking like a chicken all of a sudden, and then comes to an abrupt halt, giggling. "Sorry. Dare."
[22:29] * Kace wanders out of a sideroom. Noise what.
[22:30] * Malice does that particular kind of giggle you get when you are really, really stoned.
[22:30] MissLo: "Do you want to play?" :O????, mr detective?
[22:30] Tomita: "Yes, play with us!"
[22:30] Malice: "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
[22:30] MissLo: "We're so good at this game, we're gonna win a unicorn!"
[22:30] * Malice is still looking for Brit Brit.
[22:30] * BoyDetective makes with the wavery body language.
[22:30] * MissLo approaches the Boy Detective like a homing missile of pink jailbait.
[22:30] * Malice laughs hysterically at the word unicorn.
[22:30] * Tomita makes puppy eyes. Pleaaase?
[22:31] * BoyDetective peers at Lo, then Tomita. "Yes? I'll play?" Oh how bashful.
[22:31] * Kace recognizes that smell. That explains some things. "What're you guys playing?"
[22:31] * MissLo pats his arm enthusiastically. "Yay! --oh honey, we're playing truth or dare! Do you know the rules? I can tell you the rules."
[22:31] Malice: "T or D!"
[22:31] * Malice climbs up on a chair. Why.
[22:32] Tomita: "We have nice dares! I promise. Oh my Lord, are you gonna dance up there?"
[22:32] Kace: Sure I know the rules. :D
[22:32] BoyDetective: "Tell me." He totally knows. A girl is talking to him, though, he is a /slick/ noir operator.
[22:32] * Kace flops into an armchair.
[22:32] Malice: "I NEED A POLE!"
[22:32] MissLo: "Ooooh, okay, /well/--I'll be your pole!--you have to pick truth or dare and then do whatever I say!"
[22:32] * MissLo is taking liberties with the rules.
[22:32] Malice: "You can't be my pole, you don't have the equipment."
[22:32] Tomita: "Hey, don't be sexist!"
[22:32] * Malice says things, sometimes. Why.
[22:32] MissLo: "Well, I could be your back up dancer!"
[22:33] * Tomita waves her hands. "Everybody can be a pole if they want to!"
[22:33] Malice: "I am doing my dare now, ess tee eff you!"
[22:33] BoyDetective: "Thrilling, yes." He peeks at Kace, and everyone now. Girls. >:3
[22:33] * Kace peeks back at Boy. He's rather incongrous-looking, what is he doing here.
[22:33] Tomita: "Ess tee--oh." She sinks down onto a bar stool. "Hi, what are your names, new people?"
[22:34] BoyDetective: "I'm the Boy Detective." Seriously. He's serious. Mannerly air handshake from across the room! "And you three?"
[22:34] * Kace waves at the room, vaguely. She's still half asleep. "Kace. Who're you guys?"
[22:34] Tomita: "I'm Tomita--before ANY OF THE REST OF YOU can say it!"
[22:34] Malice: "Boy Detective is not a name. From now on you're BD." :|
[22:34] Malice: "TOMITA!"
[22:34] BoyDetective: Woeface. "I can accept this."
[22:35] * MissLo goes all :O!!! at him. "After puberty will you be the man detective? --I'm Lourdes! But you can call me Lo." One day she'll introduce herself without saying this.
[22:35] * Tomita indignantly and defiantly makes a hilariously off quacking noise at him. "I am having species issues."
[22:35] Malice: "A duck is not a chicken!"
[22:35] * MissLo starts laughing helplessly. "You quacked!"
[22:35] BoyDetective: "No, I will never be the man detective." :( OH MY GOD IS HE A EUNUCH no he isn't, don't check though.
[22:35] * Malice considers checking anyway.
[22:35] Kace: That's so tragic. :( Why not?
[22:35] * MissLo might've checked, but Mita's duck impression sidetracked her.
[22:36] Tomita: "The Man Detective doesn't have a very good ring to it," she says, decisively, "And you'd have to start talking out of one side of your mouth like in the movies."
[22:36] BoyDetective: "Que sera sera?" :D? "I can do that now! With a cigarette."
[22:36] Tomita: "Oh do you /have/ cigarettes now?" She looks hopeful.
[22:36] Malice: "Okay seriously I'ma get this over with now." She puts on the music--Britney Spears' Gimme More--climbs on a table, and starts singing and dancing along. She is uh, an actual stripper FYI, table dancing is not new to her. ...PUT ON PANTS FOR GOD'S SAKE.
[22:36] * MissLo mimics that hopeful look.
[22:36] * BoyDetective O_O
[22:37] * BoyDetective gets out a carton without looking away from Malice.
[22:37] * MissLo kifes it while he's looking at Malice, then.
[22:37] * Malice drips sequins all over the place also because her outfit is not particularly well-constructed.
[22:37] * Tomita claps encouragingly! ...annnd then she gets up onto her toes and does a pirouette. Mita this is not how you're supposed to use all those years of hardcore ballet training. She continues to pirouette around Malice, like a backup dancer, as Lo mentioned.
[22:38] * Malice tries really hard not to lol, and also may be soliciting people for tips. WHAT. YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
[22:38] Kace: Your clothes are falling off, Malice.
[22:38] * Kace observes this neutrally, in case it's on purpose.
[22:38] Malice: "Oh good." :>?
[22:38] Tomita: "It's to dazzle you." o_o
[22:38] MissLo: "Yours aren't, would you like some help with that, baby doll?"
[22:38] * MissLo offers, helpfully.
[22:38] Malice: "This is how pornos begin." Eyebrow waggle.
[22:39] BoyDetective: "..." :3
[22:39] * Malice dances. If only they were all wearing catholic schoolgirl outfits.
[22:39] * Tomita looks interested. "I thought they started with pizza deliveries."
[22:39] Malice: "Or pillow fights!"
[22:39] MissLo: "You had a pillow before!"
[22:39] Tomita: "It seems smarter to have pizza on hand! In case you get hungry or need energy."
[22:39] * Malice doesn't have a pillow to throw at Lo, so throws her jacket. ...sup, matching sparkly bra.
[22:39] MissLo: "Is there food here? I could make us something to eat! Hey, does anyone have a lighter?"
[22:40] * MissLo gets hit in the face.
[22:40] * Kace makes a show of checking on the drawstring of her sweatpants. "I might. You never know." . . . ignore her, she just got home from prom.
[22:40] MissLo: "...hey."
[22:40] * Tomita has a lighter in her pocket, which she tosses at Lo. EVERYONE THROW THINGS.
[22:40] * Malice is done with her song YAY!
[22:40] * MissLo manages to catch /that/. "Okay, fire or nudity, babbies?" ................. "I can only do so many things with my hands, you know!"
[22:41] BoyDetective: "There's food." He politely refrains from voting re: fire/nudity, and claps for Malice. For reals, applauds.
[22:41] Malice: "I vote for nudity," she says solemnly, only with a little slur.
[22:41] * Malice takes a bow. SERIOUSLY, PUT ON PANTS>
[22:41] * Tomita abruptly decides she's tired and sits down on the floor with her legs stretched out in front of her. "If you get naked I think everyone else will feel left out."
[22:41] MissLo: "What if I just take my skirt off? I have panties on, see?" It's a flippy one and everything.
[22:41] Kace: I vote multitasking.
[22:41] * Kace isn't much help, is she
[22:42] * BoyDetective slowly realizes his cigarettes are gone, but that's okay.
[22:42] Malice: "You might as well," she says, apparently seeing nothing wrong with this.
[22:42] * Tomita covers her eyes, and then peers at Lo through her fingers. "Is everyone going to be taking clothes off except me? This isn't one of those /orgies/, is it?" :O! SCANDAL.
[22:42] Malice: "Oh man I haven't had an orgy in forever!" ...she LIES.
[22:42] * MissLo tucks the Boy Detective's carton in the waistband of her panties, appreciate that, while shimmying out of her skirt.
[22:43] * BoyDetective is bemused and fascinated.
[22:43] MissLo: "They kidnapped me," she confides.
[22:43] Tomita: "Explain group sex to me," she requests, of the room in general, "Isn't someone always left out?"
[22:43] * Malice looks down at her outfit. "I can never wear this again. This was a TERRIBLE investment." She takes a drink. "Not if you're doing it right."
[22:44] MissLo: "What she said! Remember the golden rule." :]
[22:44] Malice: "I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by that!"
[22:44] Kace: It totally applies, though.
[22:44] Tomita: "...well, it could've been..."
[22:44] * Malice decides to sit on Tomita. Hi.
[22:44] MissLo: "Well, if /I'm/ going down..."
[22:45] * Tomita squeaks, and plays with Malice's hair. "I think you should talk to Carla and Ida." >_>!
[22:45] MissLo: "Carlala doesn't want me," Lo sighs. "Baby girl is /so/ mean about it."
[22:45] Malice: "That is so tragic." :V!!
[22:46] Tomita: "Are you sure she's not just playing hard to get? I hear girls do that sometimes! With their trickery. And their...stuff."
[22:46] * BoyDetective quietly removes a pad of paper, such as detectives might use, natch, from inside his jacket and takes notes. o__o
[22:46] MissLo: "/Really hard/! Like, if she were a boy...I mean, y'know, baby, right?" This is to Malice.
[22:47] * Malice drinks. Everyone else is getting a demonstration of what goes on in actual slumber parties (spoiler: that is a lie, normal girls aren't this insane.) "Boys are so easy."
[22:47] Tomita: "I need to go to like, sex camp, God, you guys are so much better at this than me. Are they really? I don't think so!"
[22:47] MissLo: "Of course they are!"
[22:47] BoyDetective: "Well." :V
[22:47] * MissLo laughs her slightly disturbingly little-girl laugh. "Look, we have one, I could demonstrate!"
[22:47] Malice: "It's true, right?" she says to BD.
[22:48] Kace: Well, most of 'em are.
[22:48] * Malice lols forever. "Miss Lo needs to teach the rest of the class." :>?
[22:48] * Tomita shakes her head, and...sort of pats the Boy Detective's shoe, because that's nearest. "I'm sure you're not easy! I don't think any people are easy, they're, like, confusing. With layers and onions and stuff." .......there was a point in there somewhere. "Teach us, Lo!"
[22:48] MissLo: "Okay, but only if he doesn't mind--you don't mind, do you, sweetie?"
[22:48] BoyDetective: "It's true, lesser men are weak-willed and licentatious," he says, straight-faced.
[22:48] BoyDetective: "Um. Is this the truth or dare bit?"
[22:49] MissLo: "The part where you have to do what I say!"
[22:49] Tomita: "That's BDSM," Tomita disagrees, and then covers her mouth with her hand.
[22:49] * Malice lols.
[22:49] Malice: "Now spank him and call him a worm." :>?
[22:49] MissLo: "I only like being on top with boys," Lo clarifies unhelpfully.
[22:50] * BoyDetective blink. Hard to tell what he thinks of that.
[22:50] Tomita: "How come?" Tomita is intrigued, in an academically stoned kind of way.
[22:50] * MissLo is going to elaborate from the Boy Detective's lap if he doesn't prevent her somehow, ftr. "We-ell...do you mean how come I like it with boys or how come I don't like it with girls?"
[22:51] * BoyDetective will allow this, in a gentlemanly fashion. Somehow.
[22:51] Tomita: "Both!"
[22:51] * MissLo is not a lady. Trivia: she's wearing a cross right now.
[22:52] Malice: "Man, y'all don't even know how awesome it is to talk to people who accept the fact that I use my vagina," she interjects... randomly.
[22:52] * Tomita blinks. "Do other people reject this?" :O
[22:53] Kace: What else would you do with it? O_o
[22:53] MissLo: "Well, what /else/ are you gonna do with it, honey?" ...sidetracked, for the time being, from an elaboration on her sexual proclivities.
[22:53] Malice: "Put ping pong balls in it? I don't know!"
[22:53] Tomita: "Refrigeration."
[22:53] MissLo: "I saw that in a movie!"
[22:53] * BoyDetective tries to take notes around Lo. Some people don't like talking about vaginas! Who knew.
[22:53] Malice: "I know a girl who can really do that."
[22:53] * MissLo settles on his lap and leans forward, helpfully, so he can use her back to rest the notes against. If he'd like.
[22:53] Tomita: "...wait what how."
[22:53] MissLo: "Oh /wow/, do you think she'd show us?"
[22:54] Malice: "Like--oh, well, maybe! The club got shut down though, I'd have to track her down and see where she's working."
[22:54] Tomita: "/No/!" Tomita squeals.
[22:54] * BoyDetective pauses, then uses Lo's back. "Pingpong balls", he writes.
[22:54] Malice: "You'd like her!" she insists at Tomita.
[22:55] MissLo: "That would be soooo cool." Lo's holding onto BD's knees between hers in order to stay balanced like this, that's a /fascinating/ position, madam.
[22:55] Tomita: "I'd like her best with panties on," she insists.
[22:55] * BoyDetective inspects Lo's vertebrae with interest.
[22:55] Malice: "Lies, I think you and her kitty would get along smashingly." She says that in a really, really poncy British accent, because she's irrationally angry at Percy right now.
[22:56] Tomita: "I don't think I like girls like that." She pauses. "I don't /know/, but I'm pretty sure. I hear I might find out in college!"
[22:57] MissLo: "Why wait?" :D?
[22:57] Malice: "Girls are more fun than boys." She eyes BD accusingly!
[22:57] * MissLo pauses. "Oh, right, the guy! Never mind, sweetie, I forgot for a second."
[22:57] * BoyDetective :[s at Malice.
[22:57] * Tomita goes fairly scarlet. "We'll see about that, like I said!"
[22:57] Malice: "You need to have like. Super furious lickey-style makeouts with him. WE WILL HELP."
[22:58] Tomita: "Lickey-style?!" She looks faintly disturbed.
[22:58] MissLo: "We should demonstrate!"
[22:58] * MissLo features in the kind of slumber parties seen only in fantasies and porn ._.
[22:58] * Malice immediately sticks her (pierced) tongue out--well, with the air, that doesn't help.
[22:58] * BoyDetective may be writing 'super furious licky style' on his notepad. He hastily removes it from Lo's back in case demonstrations are soon.
[22:59] * Tomita is the one who ultimately gets corrupted, isn't she.
[22:59] * MissLo is the one who goes straight to church from this to sing in the choir.
[22:59] * Malice is going to use this when she starts starring in actual pornos ... next month. \o/
[22:59] Tomita: "Okay, I saw Cruel Intentions, I know how that goes." >:|
[22:59] * Kace is . . . an old fogey :(
[23:00] * Malice would still make out with her :V
[23:00] MissLo: "What if we just showed you?" >:)? VOLUNTEERS?
[23:00] * Tomita might start dating a 33 year old, Kace, don't worry! :D
[23:00] Malice: "I'll volunteer if no one else wants to. I feel someone else should, like, contribute to the like, debauchery."
[23:00] * Kace is just still tipsy and cranky from prom, don't mind her narration.
[23:01] * MissLo - very thoughtfully - looks back over her shoulder at the Boy Detective. "Do you want me to move for this?" .............
[23:01] * Malice thinks that if he objects to having lesbians making out on his lap then he's gay.
[23:01] Kace: I can't see why he would.
[23:01] BoyDetective: "Don't peer pressure me." Deadpan. "Please feel free to stay."
[23:02] MissLo: "Okay, sweetie." Lo crooks her finger at Malice, whyyyyy.
[23:02] Tomita: "He is so mellow," she says, approvingly, to...maybe the ceiling. Ceiling cat is watching you.
[23:02] * Malice saunters on over, and joins Lo on Boy Detective's lap. TWO! TWO INEBRIATED LOLIS! AH HA HA HA HA!
[23:02] BoyDetective: Ceiling fish is watching them! So is the Boy. >_>
[23:02] MissLo: "Okay, everybody watch /really carefully/-" as if for some reason they wouldn't be.
[23:03] * Malice proceeds with makeouts. WITH TONGUE.
[23:03] * Tomita crawls forward on her hands and knees, and sprawls on the floor, chin propped up in her hands. In other locations this would be ASKING to get her ass grabbed, by the way.
[23:03] Tomita: "Okay, see, the one time I got kissed it was just kind of room temperature and /really wet/, is that supposed to be good?" She is so earnest about this.
[23:04] * MissLo is VERY ENTHUSIASTIC and...handsy...and, Lo, the Boy Detective is not Malice.
[23:04] * Malice -- pauses. "Slobber is never good!"
[23:05] * Malice feels this would only be skeevy if the Boy Detective were in fact the Man Detective. There are HANDS.
[23:06] * Tomita observes, raptly, resting her face on her arms now. Hmm.
[23:06] * BoyDetective makes a "!" expression and shiiiifts very slightly.
[23:06] * Kace . . . almost comments, but this is too much fun to just watch uninterrupted.
[23:07] * Tomita asks the Boy Detective, conversationally, "You have a different angle from me! Is there biting? It kind of looked like it, but..."
[23:07] * Malice pauses to say: "Am I allowed to leave hickeys? ...I feel this is an important part of the makeout experience."
[23:07] Kace: For educational purposes, let's say yes.
[23:08] MissLo: "Not anywhere someone could see, I have church tomorrow--" and that little slide there to adjust the angle for this purpose is at least partially for BD's benefit, thank you Lo.
[23:08] BoyDetective: "Not very hard biting..." He's totally just doodling on his pad without looking at it.
[23:08] * MissLo peers up to say - a little patronizingly to Kace - "Sweetie, you're not my pimp, shhh."
[23:08] Malice: "Oh, well, hrm--" She calculates (poorly, see also: re: inebriated) and picks a spot that is easy to cover up. :>
[23:09] Kace: "Sorry." :(
[23:09] Tomita: "Harder seems like more fun. Although...hey, what are you writing?" Maybe if he's distracted he'll say so >_>
[23:09] * Malice knows from hickeys and needing to hire them and assholes who leave them without asking, okay.
[23:09] Malice: *hide
[23:09] MissLo: "I like - harder -!"
[23:10] BoyDetective: "Um... hickeys." Lies. But now he'll write it down. Without looking.
[23:10] * Malice makes a noise that sounds a lot like RAWR. ...that was intended to be sexy but it came out hilarious instead so she starts lolling somewhere around Lo's boobs.
[23:10] * MissLo starts giggling helplessly. "Oh my god, oh my god, that /tickles/!"
[23:10] * Malice laughs harder, okay.
[23:10] * BoyDetective also lols, because c'mon.
[23:10] Tomita: "Oh, Lo lost!"
[23:11] Malice: "No unicorns!" There ... may be tickling of the Boy Detective WHY.
[23:11] * BoyDetective squirms some, still laughing.
[23:12] * MissLo joins in the ticklefest over these parts...and tries to steal his pen, she wants to draw a unicorn :V :V :V
[23:13] * Tomita bounces up to standing! "Are we doing art?"
[23:13] MissLo: "Let's!"
[23:13] BoyDetective: Oh noes, overwhelmed! Pen stolen! The Boy may collapse into shapes difficult to sit upon.
[23:13] * Kace leeaans to peer over the Boy Detective's shouler. "Yay, art."
[23:13] * MissLo reacts predictably: by trying to get under his coat.
[23:14] * Malice lolis him to death with her girls. ...okay no not really.
[23:14] * Tomita spins around in place. "I should get a new tattoo designed...does anyone else have any? 'Cause they should show me!"
[23:14] Malice: "I have tattoos!"
[23:14] Kace: I do.
[23:14] MissLo: "Oh, I don't! Do you think I should get one?" :O?
[23:14] Malice: "YES."
[23:14] Tomita: "Show show show." She makes...grabby hands, um.
[23:14] * BoyDetective 's coat is a fortress of buttons!! whatever that means. He sits up again for tattoo viewage.
[23:15] * Malice pulls down her panties. ............ this is relevant to showing off her tattoo, which is a crow done on the inside of her hip, clearly home-made.
[23:15] Tomita: "Ohhh we both have birds! Did it hurt there?"
[23:15] * BoyDetective leans forward to peer, because sometimes detectives are socially awkward like that.
[23:16] Malice: "A lot, actually, but I was like--kinda--sugar, any closer and I'm gonna have to insist on tips--really drunk," she says pleasantly.
[23:16] MissLo: "Doesn't it bleed more then? You know where I'd like to get one?" These ideas are separate.
[23:17] Tomita: "Mmm, that makes blood spew everywhere." She points at Kace. "S'yours?"
[23:17] Malice: "Where?" :>?
[23:17] * BoyDetective leans back. >_> "Sorry."
[23:17] * MissLo slides her fingertip up the inside of her thigh. "I think it'd be neat! And /very discreet/."
[23:17] Malice: "Oh, that would look cool!"
[23:17] * MissLo nods enthusiastically.
[23:18] Tomita: "Discreet is important. Apparently. Mine's pretty visible mostly."
[23:18] * Tomita has it hidden NOW, but.
[23:18] Malice: "If you got, like... a... like, something that kinda wrapped around your leg... SHOW US."
[23:18] * BoyDetective would now write 'tattoos' down, but he slowly realizes his pen is gone.
[23:18] Kace: "Same place, actually, other side." Kace has to squirm around a bit to pull her sweatpants down over one hip, but she's got a tattoo there that looks like this minus the text. "My mother was a military pilot, so."
[23:18] MissLo: "My guardian is, um - well, he's a priest, /so/...oooh!"
[23:18] Malice: "Neat!" :>
[23:19] * BoyDetective examines the emblem with interest. Symbols are good.
[23:19] * Kace grins. "I feel like I should get another, but I dunno what or where yet."
[23:19] Malice: "I think everyone should just get tattoos everywhere," she says... helpfully.
[23:19] Tomita: "Hip tattoos are very in," Tomita says approvingly, "Um. Mine is..." She turns to face the wall, and slides her shirt up over her shoulderblades to her neck. P.S. HER BRA IS LIME GREEN. She has this: this over her back, a thunderbird.
[23:19] Malice: "That is soooooo cool." She approves HEARTILY.
[23:20] Kace: Looks like birds are in too. And that's awesome.
[23:20] * BoyDetective reacts to Tomita's the most, though not with any readily identifiable emotion other than HMM.
[23:20] MissLo: "That's /so/ nice," :O!
[23:21] * Malice stretches and decides to lay on the floor now.
[23:21] * Tomita grins, and drops her shirt back down to spin around. "It's not really like a normal bird...the Tsimishian have them as one of the main crests. I guess. But they're addictive!"
[23:21] * Tomita means tattoos, not...thunderbirds, obviously.
[23:21] * Malice imagines snorting thunderbirds anyway.
[23:22] * Tomita thinks that would be SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
[23:22] * BoyDetective really wants to write 'Tsimishian' down but :/!! Unicorns.
[23:22] * Malice is kind of spacing out going on this really weird imagination trip involving snorting birds.
[23:23] Kace: I was thinking on the inside of my wrist, but I heard that'd hurt like frak.
[23:24] MissLo: "You know that place we were in before does tattoos upstairs," Lo says, helpfully.
[23:24] Tomita: "Sometimes pain is good," she offers, half-smiling, and spins in place before stopping in front of Lo. "Really? I didn't see anyone."
[23:25] Malice: "Would they even do you?" ...there's a pause, where she realizes what that sounded like. "Well, clearly."
[23:25] BoyDetective: "Heh."
[23:25] * MissLo reclines on the Boy Detective as though he is her throne. "I saw a sign when I left last time! I bet they woooould."
[23:25] * MissLo could mean either meaning, although no, Ethan Rayne does not want some underage ho.
[23:26] Malice: "Clearly you would just like. Ask really nice! A lot! They'd have to."
[23:26] MissLo: "Exactly! I'm /really/ nice, you know, why would they say no to me?" :(?
[23:26] Tomita: "If they won't do it," she says, squinting at Lo, "We can put your hair back and smudge dirt all over my ID and say you're me." :D?
[23:26] Malice: "Tomita."
[23:26] Malice: >:3
[23:27] * MissLo quacks first.
[23:27] * MissLo ... liked the quacking, don't judge.
[23:27] * BoyDetective hehs again.
[23:27] * Malice goes MOO.
[23:27] * Tomita pinches Lo! While quacking. "You're stealing my sound--oh my lord."
[23:27] * MissLo starts giggling, and attempts to whinny.
[23:27] * Kace snorts laughing.
[23:27] Malice: "Baaaa!"
[23:28] MissLo: "BAWK BAWK BAWK!"
[23:28] Tomita: "Oh, oh, everyone do a wolfy noise! Like a howl! Count of three!"
[23:28] * Tomita counts off on her fingers!
[23:28] * MissLo HOOOOOOOOOWLS.
[23:28] Malice: "AROOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[23:28] * Kace howls! why not.
[23:28] * Tomita HOWLS, and then sinks onto the floor giggling really really hard.
[23:28] * MissLo laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and hiccups.
[23:28] * BoyDetective also howls. Quietly. >_>
[23:28] * Malice barks. Then lols.
[23:28] Malice: "NO, okay--my boyfriend makes this noise--"
[23:29] * Malice makes that ridiculous ARFing sound that guys... do.
[23:29] * Tomita sits up, balanced on her palms. The word 'boyfriend' makes her attentive! "...are you SERIOUS."
[23:29] Malice: "YES."
[23:29] * MissLo starts cracking up. "Oh my goood! I haven't had a boyfriend forever, is it any good?" ...
[23:29] * MissLo probably only means 'a few months', to be ... fair, Lo, you're not that old.
[23:30] BoyDetective: "How?" ... Seriously.
[23:30] Malice: "No, he's basically a dick and I hate him." ... Also it's worth pointing out, uh, really belatedly that one of Miss Malice's arms is in a brace.
[23:30] MissLo: "How what, honey?"
[23:30] * Tomita smacks Lo's ankle. "I've never even had one! You should share your next one with me." She has noticed the brace thar. Hm.
[23:30] MissLo: "Ew! I could beat him up for you."
[23:31] BoyDetective: "How have you not had a boyfriend...?" If he were the MAN DETECTIVE it'd be sleazy, but he's actually academically curious.
[23:31] Malice: "Someone should. He thinks he's like... the shit. He's got pencil-dick--" She lols for some reason.
[23:31] * MissLo waves a hand dismissively, "I got my girls, a boy might just get in the way - seriously, baby, we could handle that for you...?"
[23:32] Malice: "Naw, it's cool."
[23:32] MissLo: "You sure?" Lo is a little concerned now, okay. :[
[23:33] Malice: "Yeah, you know, it's just kinda how it goes and--as far as boys go he's not like, the WORST. I just gotta work at getting his balls in a vice." >:E
[23:33] BoyDetective: 'Pack instinct'... he just taps his fingers on the floor instead of writing.
[23:33] * Tomita tucks her knees up to her chest. "I don't know if that's...it's not supposed to be how it goes." She sounds convinced of this.
[23:34] MissLo: "Ugh. See, that's why I don't have a boyfriend," Lo says, with extreme disdain.
[23:34] Malice: "Boys are too much trouble. You gotta feed 'em and take 'em for walks."
[23:35] * Tomita shakes her head. "But it's not supposed to be like that. It's supposed to be /nice/, and if he's not...he's making all the rest look bad, guys like that."
[23:35] * Tomita isn't formulating her thoughts very well, but she's trying!
[23:35] MissLo: "That's why we have to show them it's not okay," Lo says, reasonably.
[23:35] Malice: "Well boys are dumb, let's throw rocks at them--" Pause, she eyes Boy Detective, "you're exempted." :3
[23:36] * BoyDetective :>
[23:36] Malice: "And I dunno about 'showing' them, but--I dunno there's a lot of 'em where I live."
[23:38] Tomita: "But this one is the one who's..." She waves a hand, frowning. "I know there's no easy way to make things better."
[23:39] MissLo: "Just because it's not easy doesn't mean it's not worth doing!" God, she's so fucking perky. Lo leans forward, though, peculiarly intent through the...weed haze. "I mean...sometimes girls gotta look out for each other...and other people...and I mean if you let people get away with shit, they're just gonna, they're gonna keep doing it!"
[23:40] Malice: "Man, I just don't wanna get shot, man."
[23:40] Tomita: "You said you had girls?" This is asked of Lo, curiously.
[23:40] MissLo: "Maybe."
[23:40] * Tomita taps her fingertips on the floor. "So...what's this boyfriend like? What's he do?"
[23:40] MissLo: "Sweetie, I don't want you to get shot /either/, really!"
[23:42] Malice: "He's just like--well, you know, he just kinda gets what he wants." Shrug. "He's actually okay sometimes. And he hooks me up," she makes a vague gesture that is probably meant to represent weed, "so."
[23:42] * MissLo looks mildly vexed. That really is the best way of describing it, too.
[23:42] Tomita: "What, he's a dealer?" She tilts her head, trying to calculate through the smoke haze.
[23:43] Malice: "They deal coke, mostly. Which I don't do no more." ............ uh. "But he's, you know, he's usually got somethin' and he'll smoke me out and stuff."
[23:43] Tomita: "Well. If you really wanna get rid of him..." She leans forward, shrugging. "Get him busted? Can't shoot you if he's locked up."
[23:44] * MissLo goes pfffffff. "When did a cop ever make good on that? Please, baby."
[23:44] Malice: "Mmm..." She leans her head back and considers this. "Maybe! He--" she laughs, a little, "Yeah, good luck getting cops to come out to Mott Haven..."
[23:44] MissLo: "Boy needs /learning/ is what he needs."
[23:44] Tomita: "No, no, you...call in a tip, I mean--cops hate coke. They hate dealers. And they like easy busts."
[23:45] Malice: "Mm, I'd have to--hm." She's getting at that stage where she's kinda sleepy.
[23:45] * MissLo is extraordinarily disinclined to take 'cops' as an option, but you know, not her freaky drug dealer boyfriend. "He'd get out again, though, and prison doesn't teach nothing."
[23:45] Malice: "As long as he didn't know it was me--well, it teaches you not to drop the--god, that's horrible." Eyeshift.
[23:46] * MissLo starts giggling again.
[23:46] * Tomita drums her fingertips on the floor a little while longer and shrugs. "Beatings don't really teach people that much, either."
[23:46] MissLo: "Beatings don't always," Lo agrees, smiling.
[23:46] * Kace is starting to get headachey and her mun is too sleepy to keep up, so she bids y'all goodnight and wanders back sideroomward.
[23:46] * Malice waves enthusiastically!! ...from the floor.
[23:46] MissLo: "BYE!"
[23:46] * Tomita figures exempting actual crippling, but. "People who get hit as kids are just madder. So if you did something, it'd have to be...you know."
[23:46] * Tomita waves at Kace!
[23:47] MissLo: "I know!" >:)
[23:47] Malice: "You could--" she laughs, "I dunno, seems to me like he ain't using his dick right, maybe it should be taken away from him."
[23:47] * Malice is kidding. Lo is probably not.
[23:47] MissLo: "Maybe it should!" Lo's not.
[23:47] Tomita: "Grossss," she cringes.
[23:47] * BoyDetective is the one who has Lo in his lap, okay.
[23:48] *** Kace is now known as snoozypringle.
[23:48] * Malice smiles serenely.
[23:48] MissLo: "It's not that hard," Lo observes, which...how do you know, tinyho. She leans back against the Boy Detective and tilts her head to go :3? at him. "I'm sorry, baby, is this weird for you? 'Cause of your balls, I mean."
[23:48] * MissLo is solicitous.
[23:49] BoyDetective: "No, it's not weird because of my balls." Really. It's just, you know, weird, period.
[23:49] Tomita: "Didn't Lorena Babbitt do that?"
[23:49] Malice: "Remove a penis?"
[23:49] MissLo: "And carried it around with her! Gross."
[23:49] Tomita: "Yeah, she...her husband. But the chick in, um, what was that movie! Alabama? She carried her husband's head around with her!"
[23:50] Malice: "Ew."
[23:50] MissLo: "/Ew/."
[23:50] MissLo: "I don't need /trophies/, that's icky."
[23:50] Tomita: "How is that 'ew' and cutting off a guy's--" She grimaces expressively. "isn't?"
[23:50] MissLo: "I don't carry it around with me afterwards! That's so uncleanly."
[23:50] Malice: "I deal with one kind of head more often than the other," she says, idly.
[23:51] MissLo: "I haven't had sex in a whiiile," Lo notes in response to that, poutily.
[23:51] Tomita: "Why's it called a head, anyway?"
[23:51] Malice: "Was that an invitation?" >:3 "--uh. I dunno!"
[23:51] MissLo: "Why, you interested?" >:3
[23:52] Malice: "I could be persuaded." And after this, no one allowed Lo and Brody in the same room ever again.
[23:52] * Tomita does not think she'd be permitted to watch that. She is probably wrong.
[23:52] MissLo: "I don't know," Lo looks thoughtfully at her. "Do you top?" ...
[23:52] Malice: She is.
[23:52] Malice: "Well, I could surely try!"
[23:53] * MissLo goes >:3 at her. "I give really great incentive."
[23:54] Malice: "Is incentive all you give?" EYEBROW WAGGLE.
[23:54] * Tomita is fairly amazed at the efficience of this.
[23:54] MissLo: "Oh, you reckon you need more than that?" ... ladies.
[23:54] Malice: "I like to get what I give." HALO.
[23:55] MissLo: "God bless the generous!"
[23:55] Malice: "Charity is a virtue."
[23:56] * MissLo is...soliciting a one night stand while sitting on BD's lap. That's marvelous. "I'm very virtuous."
[23:56] Malice: "Citizens demand evidence." :3?
[23:57] Tomita: "I can clean up in the other bar, if you two want to occupy yourselves," Tomita offers, stifling another laugh.
[23:57] MissLo: "You don't want to watch?" :D?
[23:58] * Tomita goes really red. "Um..." A) Yes. B) She will in no way do so. "That's okay. But thank you!"
[23:58] * Tomita has midwestern manners at all times.
[23:58] Malice: "I guess that makes this a private party!"
[23:59] * BoyDetective is totally not interfering with the proceedings nor attempting to extract himself. He believes Lo will get off of him at some point, correct? Right? ... o_o
[00:00] * Tomita assumes so if only for positioning! ...UM.
[00:00] * MissLo sliiiiiiides off the Boy Detective's knee. "Shame," she sasses. "'Nother time, maybe! ...wow, where're we gonna go!"
[00:00] Malice: "I don't know, I'm not allowed to bring strangers home." :V!! "Is there a room?"
[00:01] BoyDetective: "There are some side rooms people use freely." He are Helpful! He are Helper!
[00:02] MissLo: "Evie would kiiiiiill my ass if I brought somebody home--" and Evie doesn't even live with Lo, Lo just assumes she'd Know, "--oooh, thank you!" For your generosity, BD, have a hilariously chaste peck.
[00:02] * BoyDetective beams.
[00:02] * Tomita is sort of keeping an eye on them in the 'marginally less stoned friend' way, which is funny because she is not, in fact, less stoned.
[00:02] * Malice exits, then, and this must be pointed out: the Nun is having a one night stand with Jesus.
[00:03] * MissLo is gonna see God, y'all. BYE.