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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lourdes!

1. Scientists believe that Lourdes began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
2. Lourdes is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
3. Lourdes can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
4. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Lourdes.
5. Lourdes once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
6. Lourdes was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Lourdes!
8. If you put a drop of liquor on Lourdes, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
9. Tradition allows women to propose to Lourdes only during leap years.
10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Lourdes.