Hey dumb aging white bitch at the one-way sign.
What the fuck was that trying to turn the wrong way down the one-way street, when the fucking sign's right there in front of you, and I'm coming up the right way so I can go to class? There wasn't any snow falling, I pointed out the sign, and yet you still persisted in your stupid blatant law-breaking, in hazardous driving conditions nonetheless, once I had passed by. Thanks for endangering all the students and residents of the Rockhurst neighborhood because you either don't know or don't care to read and/or back up and turn left. You stupid cunt, I hope you hit a pole and get robbed by urban youth.
Nyuh!
Nyuh!