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[necromantically]

My, my, is this a most disconcerting situation to be in.

I suppose for now it would be wise to at least play along a bit, lest I'm assumed to be mad... That would be quite the hassle.

Now if only I had any idea what this woman on the phone (...phone?) was blabbering about. A book signing? Perhaps this is more worrisome than I initially

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[of_nether]

Soooooooooooooo... where are you from?

[necromantically]

It would be foolish to fully trust a stranger right off the bat, however...

Suffice to say, I'm not from around here. If I'd have to wager a guess, I would say this feels like a universe away...

[of_nether]

Oh, me too. I'm from the Netherworld.

[necromantically]

I cannot say this Netherworld rings any bells, however it's a slight comfort to know that I'm not alone in this predicament.

[of_nether]

So how'd you get here? Wake up like everyone else?

[necromantically]

Painfully. This old body doesn't take kindly to sleeping at a desk, no matter how spacious.

[of_nether]

Sooooooooo I guess you have no idea what's going on either.

[necromantically]

None in the slightest.

There are a good number of books in my study. Perhaps a few would be of use. Not that I'm entirely sure what is piled up in there.

[of_nether]

Welcome to the club.