Seriously, who put you in charge?
In a wonderful twist of fate. Anna Kournikova announced last week that she would be retiring from tennis to pursue a film career or an announcer slot on "MTV." Apparently this overprivelaged rich girl wants to change careers because she finally knows she sucks at what she does. Only in hollywood can you change your hopes and dreams and get away with it.
Here's dialouge from "The Newlyweds" on the day Anna joins them:
JESSICA: So, like, how did you ever learn to spell your last name, Anna? It sounds so foreign. It must have been so tough as a kid learning things in another language.
NICK: Jessica, she's Russian.
JESSICA: Well, she could have said something if she's in such a hurry, I was just trying to be polite.
ANNA: Russia. World's largest country? Almost twice the size of the U.S.?
JESSICA: Oh, nifty, but how come they named a country after a salad dressing? Hey, do you have buffalo in Russia?
NICK: It's just background noise, Anna. Tune her out and she'll eventually forget to keep taking in oxygen. So why exactly are you moving in with us again?
ANNA: Well, my managers feel like the public has some misconceptions about my intelligence. They think it will help my portfolio if I can prove -- or if Jessica can prove -- that I'm more than just a pretty face with blonde hair. And nobody could track down Debbie Matenopoulos.
JESSICA: Hey, don't those blades on their feet make it really uncomfortable to sleep next to a hockey player?
Here's dialouge from "The Newlyweds" on the day Anna joins them:
JESSICA: So, like, how did you ever learn to spell your last name, Anna? It sounds so foreign. It must have been so tough as a kid learning things in another language.
NICK: Jessica, she's Russian.
JESSICA: Well, she could have said something if she's in such a hurry, I was just trying to be polite.
ANNA: Russia. World's largest country? Almost twice the size of the U.S.?
JESSICA: Oh, nifty, but how come they named a country after a salad dressing? Hey, do you have buffalo in Russia?
NICK: It's just background noise, Anna. Tune her out and she'll eventually forget to keep taking in oxygen. So why exactly are you moving in with us again?
ANNA: Well, my managers feel like the public has some misconceptions about my intelligence. They think it will help my portfolio if I can prove -- or if Jessica can prove -- that I'm more than just a pretty face with blonde hair. And nobody could track down Debbie Matenopoulos.
JESSICA: Hey, don't those blades on their feet make it really uncomfortable to sleep next to a hockey player?